Post by punch on Feb 15, 2008 1:02:32 GMT -5
***The By Weekly blog of Jonny Punch one The1xwa.net***
Disclaimer: The thoughts and views of !!!Jonny Punch!!! are that of his own, and does not represent XWA, GGE, The Blackheart Corporation or any of their affiliates.
IT'S ME BITCHES!!!
Well GOD DAMN, 2008 has kicked off with a bang now, hasn't it? The landscape of pro wrasslin' in the US has changed. The mighty are falling, and XWA is taking it's place as the pinnacle of the SPORT in the US. Notice, I said SPORT. Not that sap ass shit you see elsewhere disguised as wrestling. Oh, I know what you're gonna say. "You're not supposed to bad mouth..." BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! Do the Punchmiester a solid and drink a tall, icey glass of shut the FUCK up. Thanks. I'm not bad mouthin' anyone. I'm callin' a spade a spade. Some of the best athletes in the world are on XWA's payroll. Some of the best FIGHTERS in the world are on XWA's Payroll. Bryan Jastsa? The baddest man on the planet...yea. Chris Lionheart, the man who's done just about EVERYTHING there is to do and beat EVERYONE there is to beat...yup. Heck, just look at some of the new guys. Like that Magnus fella. You heard it from me 1st, he's gonna beat a few people's asses before all is said and done. And then there are all the other peeps. O'Dell, Payne, Kayn, Wyle, The Fierharts, Nedermeyer, and of COURSE your's truly. But enough blowin' smoke up people's asses.
It's time for so Pro-!!!Punch!!! Propaganda. I've got a goal this year. No, it's not a championship. I dun nee' no STINKINK championship. But my goal is a title. And that title is:
!!!JONNY PUNCH!!!: !!!KING OF ALL MEDIA!!!
Oh yea. By the end of the season, I'm lookin' to have my ugly as fuck face plastered ALL OVER you damn TV's. News, radio, internet. More Punch then you can shake you grandmama's wooden leg at. (Sorry about the waxing accident, Grammy...) I'm calling it the !!!PUNCH MEDIA SYNDROME!!! (P.M.S., Yea...) And it's gonna be the biggest thing to hit wrestling since Chanelle's ass cheeks. (So pillowy soft. Did I just type that?) It kicks off at the season premiere, and ends when I damn well say it does. Or when the censors pull my plug. I'm bringin' my bullhorn, a bag of Hydro and some brews, and I'm comin' ta your town to PUNCH IT IN THE FACE.
Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
That's it. Go home. Or...go to Bangbros.com or something. I'm done.
No. Really. I'm done. Ok...how do I turn this thing off???
Forgot I had to click send. My bad. WE LOVE YOU HOUSTON!!!!
Disclaimer: The thoughts and views of !!!Jonny Punch!!! are that of his own, and does not represent XWA, GGE, The Blackheart Corporation or any of their affiliates.
IT'S ME BITCHES!!!
Well GOD DAMN, 2008 has kicked off with a bang now, hasn't it? The landscape of pro wrasslin' in the US has changed. The mighty are falling, and XWA is taking it's place as the pinnacle of the SPORT in the US. Notice, I said SPORT. Not that sap ass shit you see elsewhere disguised as wrestling. Oh, I know what you're gonna say. "You're not supposed to bad mouth..." BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! Do the Punchmiester a solid and drink a tall, icey glass of shut the FUCK up. Thanks. I'm not bad mouthin' anyone. I'm callin' a spade a spade. Some of the best athletes in the world are on XWA's payroll. Some of the best FIGHTERS in the world are on XWA's Payroll. Bryan Jastsa? The baddest man on the planet...yea. Chris Lionheart, the man who's done just about EVERYTHING there is to do and beat EVERYONE there is to beat...yup. Heck, just look at some of the new guys. Like that Magnus fella. You heard it from me 1st, he's gonna beat a few people's asses before all is said and done. And then there are all the other peeps. O'Dell, Payne, Kayn, Wyle, The Fierharts, Nedermeyer, and of COURSE your's truly. But enough blowin' smoke up people's asses.
It's time for so Pro-!!!Punch!!! Propaganda. I've got a goal this year. No, it's not a championship. I dun nee' no STINKINK championship. But my goal is a title. And that title is:
!!!JONNY PUNCH!!!: !!!KING OF ALL MEDIA!!!
Oh yea. By the end of the season, I'm lookin' to have my ugly as fuck face plastered ALL OVER you damn TV's. News, radio, internet. More Punch then you can shake you grandmama's wooden leg at. (Sorry about the waxing accident, Grammy...) I'm calling it the !!!PUNCH MEDIA SYNDROME!!! (P.M.S., Yea...) And it's gonna be the biggest thing to hit wrestling since Chanelle's ass cheeks. (So pillowy soft. Did I just type that?) It kicks off at the season premiere, and ends when I damn well say it does. Or when the censors pull my plug. I'm bringin' my bullhorn, a bag of Hydro and some brews, and I'm comin' ta your town to PUNCH IT IN THE FACE.
Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
That's it. Go home. Or...go to Bangbros.com or something. I'm done.
No. Really. I'm done. Ok...how do I turn this thing off???
Forgot I had to click send. My bad. WE LOVE YOU HOUSTON!!!!