Post by jeff on Feb 21, 2008 15:23:46 GMT -5
~The following is a video vignette that appears on the media page of the1xwa.net~
The camera fades in to the sight of Jeff Heaven standing in front of the HUGE XWA Logo at the front of there corporate office in 11 Penn. HE wastes no time getting to his point.
It appears to me that I've got me a fan in XWA already. And I haven't even wrestled a match yet. This guy seems to be riding my every word. To the point that he actually quoted me in one of his blogs. Nice to see you like me so much, Syrus. But from what I read, and basically see, I'm even less impressed then I was initially. My man, I'll be average any day of the week. Because this "average" guy has held more titles in the last 4 years then you have your entire pathetic career. I'll take that kind of average any day. I could stand here and reel off every major win I've had in my career. Beating guys who would run rings around your ass. But why bother, when I can just as easily do it myself. You see, Sykes. I don't need to hide behind a keyboard. I don't need to be an internet warrior. I do what I do face to face.
A few people walk pass before he continues.
Let's talk a little about your career though. Oh yea, I do my homework Sykes. I like to know as much about the guy I'm going to eventually beat the snot out of as possible. You came onto the scene and punk'd out that Payne dude. Real original. Then, the only thing of note you did from then, is jump in the middle of another guy's fight. And low and behold, you did it the same way you decided you wanted to pick a fight with me. By talking trash. Seems to me that you've got the market cornered in that department, buddy. Now I know you're going to more then likely retaliate with that whole "but no one even knows what you've done in your career" BS. That's because I've spent my career wrestling in companies where what you did in the ring mattered more then having a marketable "image". I don't give a rats ass what anyone thinks of me. At the end of the day, I'm still one of the best god damn wrestlers on the planet. And you, you're just some trash talking 70's supa' explosion stereotype. Next time you have something to say to or about me, leave the keyboard and mouse out of it, man up, and say it to my face. Until then, keep my name out of your mouth, and I'll keep my fist out of yours.
Jeff puts up his fingers in a peace sign.
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Jeff gives a cocky smirk into the camera, and walks out of the shot. The camera zooms in on the XWA logo before fading to black.
The camera fades in to the sight of Jeff Heaven standing in front of the HUGE XWA Logo at the front of there corporate office in 11 Penn. HE wastes no time getting to his point.
It appears to me that I've got me a fan in XWA already. And I haven't even wrestled a match yet. This guy seems to be riding my every word. To the point that he actually quoted me in one of his blogs. Nice to see you like me so much, Syrus. But from what I read, and basically see, I'm even less impressed then I was initially. My man, I'll be average any day of the week. Because this "average" guy has held more titles in the last 4 years then you have your entire pathetic career. I'll take that kind of average any day. I could stand here and reel off every major win I've had in my career. Beating guys who would run rings around your ass. But why bother, when I can just as easily do it myself. You see, Sykes. I don't need to hide behind a keyboard. I don't need to be an internet warrior. I do what I do face to face.
A few people walk pass before he continues.
Let's talk a little about your career though. Oh yea, I do my homework Sykes. I like to know as much about the guy I'm going to eventually beat the snot out of as possible. You came onto the scene and punk'd out that Payne dude. Real original. Then, the only thing of note you did from then, is jump in the middle of another guy's fight. And low and behold, you did it the same way you decided you wanted to pick a fight with me. By talking trash. Seems to me that you've got the market cornered in that department, buddy. Now I know you're going to more then likely retaliate with that whole "but no one even knows what you've done in your career" BS. That's because I've spent my career wrestling in companies where what you did in the ring mattered more then having a marketable "image". I don't give a rats ass what anyone thinks of me. At the end of the day, I'm still one of the best god damn wrestlers on the planet. And you, you're just some trash talking 70's supa' explosion stereotype. Next time you have something to say to or about me, leave the keyboard and mouse out of it, man up, and say it to my face. Until then, keep my name out of your mouth, and I'll keep my fist out of yours.
Jeff puts up his fingers in a peace sign.
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Jeff gives a cocky smirk into the camera, and walks out of the shot. The camera zooms in on the XWA logo before fading to black.