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Post by 1337 on Mar 21, 2008 17:43:29 GMT -5
The crowd was waiting on the next bit of action to take place. Suddenly, their attention was focused on the Titontron, which started to make some noise. Some static noise. No picture came through except for a voice measurer. [/color] "snort" Weell weell weell. It seems that Chaos Theory are nothing but a bunch of pussies. "snort" We fully expected them to bite at our news, but it's apparent to us that they lack the balls to even step forward to prove that our news is wrong. "snort" Must mean that they're on their honey moon in so cal....But hey, that's fine. Should they ever pop up, we have all rights to call them pussies.
"uhhhh" now on to like, other news. Something that "uhhh" actually matters. We are throwing out a "uhhh" challenge to like, the first tag team that answers. You see, "uhhhh" the one thing we hate are pussies, and that, my friends, is what Chaos Theory really is.
"snort" Moron. It's are. L2Grammar, kthxbai.
"uhhh, sorry dude. Gosh. OW, don't fucking smack me...dumbass. Anyways, we want a tag team that like "uhhh" isn't afraid to step up and take on someone they have no clue about.
"snort" Thats right. So, whose going to be the first to step up to the 1337 H8XX0R5?[/font][/center] |
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Post by nmandj on Mar 22, 2008 13:40:03 GMT -5
"Pussies? PUSSIES!?"
The voice of Nick McKoontz, one half of the fan favourites Chaos Theory, stepped out onto the stage to no music, walking backwards hopefully to get a view of the Titantron. It wasn't long before his partner-in-action, the 6'9" Jarrak, stepped out onto the stage with him. Whilst McKoontz was obviously in anger with the statements being protruded, Jarrak was in a much calmer state. Many could easily tell he was struggling to keep the laughter contained. As the two soaked in the acceptance of the crowd, McKoontz began speaking once more.
"First, about the little 'News' you posted about us. The only reason why we never responded to it is because we decided to IGNORE it! Ignore it like the ficticious trash it is! Look at my left hand!"
McKoontz points to the third finger on his left hand.
"I'm ENGAGED to my fiancé back in England, and hoping to have the wedding some time in September! Besides, myself and Jarrak found the 'news' entirely laughable! I mean, look at Jarrak! He can barely hold it in!"
It was at that point Jarrak literally bursted into utmost hysteria. Even without a microphone, the audience members near the sides of the ramp could easily hear him. However, the laughter was being picked up on McKoontz' microphone, allowing the whole audience within the arena to get a taste of Jarrak's hysteria.
"You see what you've done to him? It's gonna take him AGES before he calms down! Besides, I'm not pissed off about your 'phony' news. I'm pissed off about the accusation of being pussies! No chance in hell are we going to be branded pussies from a pair of WoW nerds who keep crying in their sleep when they can't obtain enough pleasure from a naked dancing Night Elf!"
No mercy from McKoontz at all. Even Jarrak was shocked at what was laid down by his more technical cohort.
"If you think you two think you can get away with this injustice, bring it on, y4 p41r 0f 6164by73-r4p1n6 4cn3 7urd5!"
McKoontz' use of "1337 speak" was more than enough to snap Jarrak out of his laughter. He couldn't help but look at McKoontz with a very confused face.
"Did he just...?"
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Post by 1337 on Mar 22, 2008 19:52:54 GMT -5
"snort" weell weell weell. Looky what we got here. Chaos Theory in thier flesh. Thought you would just ignore our news? Engaged? Nice cover up story Nicky boy. "snort" Too bad she's not here to disprove our theory. That's ok though. Because there's not much you can disprove the story once it's out in the open. "snort" Now everyone is going to be wondering if it's true or not.
"uhhh" Enough with the news though. You don't like that we've called you pussies? It's not out fault you like, did not respond right away. "uhhh" Oh no. A World of Warcraft joke. Whatever shall we do? Like, God, you guys sure are poor on the snappy comebacks.
"snort" If we wanted any comeback from you, we'd scrap it out from the back of your throats. Your both pathetic. And we're gonna show you just how pathetic you are. "snort" March Madness is upon us. And so we, 1337 H8XX0R5 challenge you to a match at the PPV.
"uhhh" It's a good thing that you decided to respond, because like if we didn't get an answer from everyone, we were going to file a lawsuit against Ms. Blackheart for false advertisement about XWA being the best. "uhhhh" But like now you've actually appeared, that won't happen. So what do you say Chaos Theory? shall you, like put your pride on the line against us? [/font] |
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Post by nmandj on Mar 23, 2008 7:13:30 GMT -5
"Sue Ms. Blackheart for false advertisement? She'd eat you up like a pair of Oreos! However, on your challenge..."
McKoontz and Jarrak took one look at each other, agreeing with a simple nod.
"You're on dorks! You may talk 1337 behind your monitors, but as soon as you come down to the ring and face us like proper men, we'll be schooling you on how to respect those that are better than you!"
McKoontz began nodding his head, knowing it was the right thing to accept this challenge. How hard could it be to take down a couple of nerds hiding behind their monitors?
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Post by 1337 on Mar 23, 2008 22:22:21 GMT -5
"snort" Very weell then. 1337 H8XX0R5 vs Chaos Theory. Oh and please, by all means underestimate us. As beating you will be just THAT much sweeter. AH HAHAHAHAHAHA
The transmission cut. The challenge was set. Would Chaos Theory be able to beat the 1337 H8XX0R5, or would they lose and have to live down the shame of losing to a couple of computer geeks? Stay tuned...... [/color][/center][/font] |
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