Post by dio on Mar 20, 2008 4:02:17 GMT -5
The crowd comes alive as the opening chord of KsE's "Still Beats Your Name" hits the PA. Evan Fate was in the house. He steps into the arena met with shock on the faces of the fans in something being "missing". Evan enters the ring, and calls for mic. He motions with his hand for everyone to quiet down some, and speaks.
So, how do ya' like the new look?
He looks out to the crowd, and the crowd returns his gesture with cheer.
I know what's on everyone's minds right now. "Why the hell are you bald?" Why? Because I lost a Hair Vs. Hair match. Fair and square. Luke didn't stick around to make due on his vow to shave my head, so I did it myself. But I know that's still no answering your questions. The real answer is simple. Hair grows back. My head's bald right now, and stylishly so if I might add, because I'm sending a message to my good buddy Luke. And that message is that superficial crap like thinking my hair being gone as a result of me losing to him made a difference.
The end result? It doesn't.
Evan pauses to revel in the cheer of the fans. He continues.
Now, let's all give Luke his due. He managed to beat me last week. After I beat his ass from pillar to post, he hit me with one hell of a clothesline. And I applaud you for showin' up last week. But if my math's right, that makes thing 1-1. I pinned you. You pinned me. So now, we come to the all important rubber match. A match, that's happening, TONIGHT. Now, I know you're in the building somewhere, being your usual anti-social, cyborg self. But the action's right out here. And the action's gonna be you and me, settlin' up. So LUCAS STYLES, C'MOOOOOOOOON DOWN!!!
The focus turns to the stage as all await the appearance of Styles.
So, how do ya' like the new look?
He looks out to the crowd, and the crowd returns his gesture with cheer.
I know what's on everyone's minds right now. "Why the hell are you bald?" Why? Because I lost a Hair Vs. Hair match. Fair and square. Luke didn't stick around to make due on his vow to shave my head, so I did it myself. But I know that's still no answering your questions. The real answer is simple. Hair grows back. My head's bald right now, and stylishly so if I might add, because I'm sending a message to my good buddy Luke. And that message is that superficial crap like thinking my hair being gone as a result of me losing to him made a difference.
The end result? It doesn't.
Evan pauses to revel in the cheer of the fans. He continues.
Now, let's all give Luke his due. He managed to beat me last week. After I beat his ass from pillar to post, he hit me with one hell of a clothesline. And I applaud you for showin' up last week. But if my math's right, that makes thing 1-1. I pinned you. You pinned me. So now, we come to the all important rubber match. A match, that's happening, TONIGHT. Now, I know you're in the building somewhere, being your usual anti-social, cyborg self. But the action's right out here. And the action's gonna be you and me, settlin' up. So LUCAS STYLES, C'MOOOOOOOOON DOWN!!!
The focus turns to the stage as all await the appearance of Styles.