Post by 1337 on Mar 19, 2008 23:22:30 GMT -5
FRONT PAGE XWA NEWS:
CHAOS THEORY MEMBERS Jarrak & Nick McKoontz COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AND HAVE ANNOUNCED THEIR GAY AND INCESTUOUS MARRIAGE!
CHAOS THEORY MEMBERS Jarrak & Nick McKoontz COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AND HAVE ANNOUNCED THEIR GAY AND INCESTUOUS MARRIAGE!
In a shocking find leaked by an unknown source, Jarrack and Nick McKoontz have seemingly not only came out of the closet, but have always wed themselves. While Incest marriages are illegal in every state, they managed to find a loop hole in the state law that allows them to do so. The wedding itself only had one member as a witness, which is required as per marriage bi-laws. The witness' identity is not known at this time. Be sure that we will get to the bottom of this exciting story. XWA Front Page News only brings you the best and TRUE stories. If you have anymore information regarding this outlandish story, please call 1-888-xwa-news. We'll even pay you for the tip.
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