The Goddess Arrives (O2A

[shayla]

The Murdering Kind by Final Aphorism hits the Arena and as the first guitar rift hits out comes Shayla with her Arms out as if telling the fans to hold off on their worship. She then stops on the stage and her arms shoot down to her side as she strikes what seems a pose as her head shoots to the left. To finish it off she just kicks her leg out and begins to walk towards the ring, Her arms out again like they were when she first stepped out. About Midway down to the ring she takes the time to slowly spin around letting the arena take in her “Greatness”. She only does one full rotation, not wanting to suffocate them with her presence. Not long after she finally reaches the ring and takes the steps to get onto the apron, though she could have just easily stepped up onto it with the help of the ropes. Taking her time she slowly makes her way to the center of the outside apron and stands there her back across it. She tilts her head to the side, as she looks on uninterested before she falls backwards and flips over the ropes. They give a little from her weight pushing down on them but they hold her enough for her to finish out this backward roll over and to her feet. Still looking uninterested she finally finishes up her Entrance as she makes her way to the center of the ring. She would only then do a similar pose as she did on the stage. While striking her pose ofcourse though she would be interrupted as a mic is brought into her.

"You pathetic wretches for human beings.......sound familiar? I am Shayla Darksyde, younger sister of Mikaela Darksyde, better known as......Misery....."

The fans at that moment gasped, still somewhat hung up on the sight before them, this woman. who easily stood at 6'4" in height. But also now.....knowing she was the baby sister of Misery. Now that the seed was planted, the resemblance was uncanning.

"And I have come here to continue my sisters work, to take up for her against all those who dare went against her. You insignificant bugs ready to get stepped on and crushed under my powerful boots......"

Almost as if saying her peace Shayla lowers her mic and looks over these fans, not her usual joyful and happy self but instead very angry.

[prank]

Just as Shayla has finished her stare, she's interrupted by a stupid music, as a woman dressed in a clown attire appears carrying a bag and jumping with a pogo stick to where Shayla is, she then grabs a mic

HEEEEEEEEEEY KIIIIIIIIIIIDS!!!!

That high-pitched scream doesn't really make the fans cheer her

Tonight! Is the debut of fun and laughter in XWA, 1 no 2 hours of entertainment provided by your host with the most while she serves you a toast! Dial P for Prank! That's me!

Prank does a cartwheel and then takes out 3 bowling pins from her bag and starts doing juggles, unfortunately for her she's very bad juggling and all the bowling pills strike her head, the fans found that funny and laugh

Roach: Oh my god that was really funny, but what concerns me the most its that if this lady Prank, is concerned who she has in the ring with her

Berman: Oh come on, nobody wants clowns here in XWA, I just hope Shayla kicks her ass

Roach: Give her a chance Berman, she ain't John Wayne Gacy

Prank sticks her eyes out in a psychothic stare towards the fans who laught at them

NOW!!! For all those of you who like cheap-laughs, out of my show you aren't welcome! Show some seriousness like this lady who's on stage with me, she hasn't laugh! UNLIKE YOU RUDE PEOPLE!!!!

The fans boo Prank as they now realize she isn't really on her mind, Prank takes out an ukelele and adresses the fans in a normal look

Now it's the Prank Song Impression!! One of my most succesful tricks! The song I am gonna use for my show it's....Milkshake by Kelis!

An instrumental back up of the song Prank mentioned starts playing as she starts singing using Milkshake's entonation

My dead body brings all the boys in the yard
And therefore they are way more disgusting than yours
I can teach ya
But then who would look at my chunksss!

the fans booo at that extremely poor tasted song impression, Prank goes near the fans with her head held low as they keep booing her, but suddenly she snaps! she breaks the ukelele in one security guard's head!!! She then starts beating the hell out of him! the fans and announcers are in shock! This clown is mad! Prank gets back where Shayla is and aproaches her, Prank is grabbing her hair and giggling madly as she walks step by step to Shayla, she then rises the mic and starts speaking.

You.... I know what's going on! You are spoiling my show! Yes you are doing that!! you are robbing this kids from their fun!!!! Oh yeah I can hear your laughs! You are laughing at me!!!! but that's not funny!!! I will show you why I always laugh last!!! You will regreat laughing and spoiling my show, just like that dude who didnt laughed!! Hahahahaha.... That's comedy.... Hihihi!

With those words the deranged maniacal Prank grabs a spray from her bag and goes next to the announcers

Roach: Oh I loved those spring sprays when I was little Berman

Berman: I am just in shock at what XWA has hired and you speak to me about String Sprays!?!

Roach: Well a bit of fun avoids the bad blood

Prank empties her string spray on the fans, but uberknowst to Berman & Roach she has switched sprays, she eventually sprays them too, but this time it's a Easy Cheese spray! Prank eventually covers the table and both of the announcers with cheese! as she laughs maniacally and starts doing cartwheels

Roach: SON OF A.....!

Berman: "A bit of fun avoids the bad blood" Well it certainly didn't avoided the cheese Roach!

Roach: I just hope Shayla mops the floor with this idiot Prank!

Prank keeps doing cartwheels and other clown flips as she layed a challenge on Shayla, had beaten a security guard and had sprayed both announcers with cheese...

[shayla]

Shayla, who would have probably laughed at this woman if she was in a good mood, just stares at her angriliy as she goes on about her business but soon that would be no good.

"You......they call my sister a freak but look at you, you know what little woman, I am in no mood for pranks, so here's what we're going to do, me and you will get into this very ring and I will make sure to crush your fragile body in my sisters name."

The fans who are now distraught about who to boo and who to cheer just sit in silence as they watch this scene.

"Pranks wiill do you no good in a match with a Darksyde, our family name exceeds that of even the Fierharts. You will learn this lesson well as I break you into pieces."

[prank]

Prank apperantly didn't listened at what Shayla told her, she was too busy doing Cartwheels but when she realizes that the fans are in silence she creeps her neck into the direction of Shayla and shrieks

YOOOOOOOU! What have you done? I was entertaining my fans with my hops my cartwheels and you just spoiled it! You stole my kids their fun you... vile pile of gothic horsedung! I won't give you a chance to do that again, you won't backstab me again, you won't do that again... ha ha ha ha HA HA HA!

Prank takes a screwdriver from her bag! and aproaches Shayla with psychothic intentions, however she just stops and gives Shayla a horse-shaped baloon

Frieeends!

Prank gives Shayla a thumbs up, but then she grabs her hair, and bursts up the baloon with the screwdriver!

Don't steal my baloons!!! Uuuh kids, I hate saying this but Prank's got to be a bit violent in this situations! She won't let that this.... Dorksyde steals her baloons! No No Nay Nay! That won't happen because I am gonna teach you Sesame Street Lesson #169. Do not steal from your friends... Everybody comes to the greatest show! My Show. And for getting sure you don't steal my spotlight again! I will chop both your hands off in a haaaaaardcoreeeee Prank Speecial! Hi Hi Hi Hahahahaha!!!

Roach: I hope she means a hardcore match and that Shayla just beats her ass, Damn! This damn cheese doesn't go out with rubbing and this suit costs two parts of Prank's payroll!

Berman: Didn't you wanted fun Roach? You have got it, it's great fun rubbing cheese stains

After those declarations Prank starts laughing in a rather maniacal pose as she starts prancing around Shayla playing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" in her ukelele

[shayla]

Shayla's eyes narrow as her head follows this girl until it can't turn anymore in which it changes to the other side, Towering over her Shayla was nothing more then annoyed at her. Tempted to do something her sister would do and grab her, choke her and slam that screwdriver through her eye, Shayla held in her cool.

"Hmph amusing, my oh my Misery would have loved to torture you and listen to you scream. Almost delicious to hear actually."

Shayla would then exit the ring and walk around the side of the barricade until she comes to a small child who couldn't have been any older then 4 and grabs it by the back of its shirt and lifts it with one arm over the barricade and walks back into the ring. SLiding the kid in first and keeping a hold of them so it couldn't run away like the kid wanted too. Now back in the ring Shayla stands back to her full height of 6'4" and lifts the kid up to face level as she approaches Prank. The kid whimpering in hear while the parents fight to get over the barricade only to be held off by security.

"Well kid, what do you think? Are you having fun watching this woman?"

"N...n-.......no...."

The little kids voice shaking as their sobs overpower their voice. Something truly unexpected from Shayla to do. Usually this young lady would have treated the kid as if it were her own. Tonight though was just different. Shayla's face forms a sickening grin as she continues to hold the child in her grasp but with a fake expression of shock she drops the kid who face plants onto the mat, Security ofcourse takes this time to get the child out and return it to its parents.

[prank]

Prank points at the kid Shayla just scared and burst up a maniacal laughter that freezes the blood of the fans

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Wasn't that too funny?! Hi Hi Hi

The fans boo, Prank is obviously sadistic, violent and unpredictable

Hahahaha! this big circus freak is gonna torture me! la-la-la! isn't that funny? Yahooo!

Shayla sure didn't expected that answer as Prank keeps hopping around her

Stop mentioning your sister... Who are you btw? The amazingly freak sisters? I could offer you both a job here in my new show called.....

Prank reads the XWA banner, our fans can see that she has no idea what wrestling is all about

XWA? Oh yeah Xtreme Warfare Airmoves... It has that name for all the flips I will soon include hihi!

The fans booo they dislike this sinister clown and just hope that Shayla destroys her

You! You Big Freak! What are you doing! You are making my fans and my kids boo me?!? As I said before you are a thief and thiefs get in prison, and since there is no police here, I'll have to take you there by myself!!!

Prank starts walking into Shayla again, as the time-keeper not knowing what to do rings the bell

[shayla]

Shayla eyes this woman with prying eyes, knowing that if she attacked her that Prank wouldn't make it to the match at Takedown.

"I'd rethink your advance. If you think this over for a second, Your approaching a Darksyde, One of the most feared family names in this industry. To think a little woman like you could ever take me on is laughable."

Shayla's words cold, her eyes still prying her as she looks this "clown" up and down.

(If you really wanna fight via promo, you start it off, sorry i couldn't do this earlier)

[prank]

Prank just gives her a bizarre look

Wr-eeest.....link? No, no, no, you sideshow freak, you ain't that, you ain't a wrestlerer. You are the big chumpy-humpy sideshow freak I just hired, you tall, you big and what's your name?

Dorkseed? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's awesome!!!

Prank aproaches Shayla and whispers to her ear

Now freak... No peanuts will be thrown at you, but you betta start being funny right now

Prank adresses the fans

Everybody sings this song Doo Dah Doo Dah!
Dorkseed is welcomed in my show Doo Dah Doo Dah...

Prank turns mad onto Shayla

KEEP ON THE CHORUS YOU MONSTRUOSITY!
he he he!... You big creep freak, it seems I will have to teach you a lesson... You steal my baloons you don't keep up with my chorus. soon to be I will start whipping you! so all the kids can watch out, how freaks ought to be treated WHEN THEY NOT OBEEY YOU!!!

[shayla]

Shayla somewhat chuckles at this woman, knowing that shes not all there, defeating the purpose of beating her if shes not herself.

"This little engagement grows old, You little woman, you will soon know what I am and you will soon bow at your Goddess's feet as I look down on you with a unmerciful grin. I will pass judgment on you and send you on your way as if I were the lord himself."

Shayla getting a bit of cheers as she stands up to this woman who keeps regarding her as a side show freak.

[prank]

Prank realizes Shayla's getting some cheers, she can't stand that

DON'T CHEER HER!!! I am her owner... I bought this Dominatrix!! Don't cheer!!! You nerds! Losers! Emos! Freaks! Metalheads! I am the funniest entertainer here, not her!!!

Prank grabs her hair and stares at the fans madly, she just starts kicking the ropes and speaking in gibberish... she then regains her composture and goes back to Shayla

Bowing down!!! Such a great idea! We can play this game where I bow down and you jump over my back!!! hehehe! come on let's play it, let's play it!!!! You cook-a-doo-kie!!! PLAY WITH MEEE NOW!!!!

Prank bows down expecting Shayla to do something

OOC: You have my permission to attack Prank now if you want and we end the promo

[shayla]

Shayla glares down at her, this woman mocking her, That would seem to be her breaking point as she immediately hits Prank square in the back with an overhead forearm shot. This woman who was in a Bowing position shoots up arching her back in pain while Shayla says something to her that the mic couldn't get as she threw it to the ground. However a few words could be picked up by ear.

".....This....Teach.....For......Mocking........Darksydes"

Not everything was audible but the message was clear that Shayla was angry at her for mocking the Darksyde family. As Shayla continued her attack by grabbing Prank by her throat the fans erupted in cheers. It was at that moment that she walked over to the ropes and still one arm only launches Prank over the top rope and onto her back on the outside. The fans at this point lost it as Shayla was leaning over the ropes pointing at Prank while still screaming angriliy at her, However the fans were just too loud for her to be heard.

(Hope thats fine, didn't wanna go overboard in an attack as if it was an actual match in a match based Efed)

[prank]

Prank gets up and puts her neck back in place, she staggers throught the barricade as the fans boo her hardly, then she asks Shayla in a loud high pitched voice

NOW THAT WAS JUST JAWSOME!!! Hahaha we make such a great comedic duo!!! Just like Cheech & Chong without the weed and the mexican heritage hahahaha!!!

Prank gets up in the ring and goes next to Shayla

Can we do that again please? sure this will be an "instant classic!" hahaha!!

Shayla keeps her cool, seeing obviously that Prank is mad, totally mad and hopeless, this time the belt rings for real and this two ladies get it on

Fin.