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Post by chet on Apr 19, 2008 21:11:06 GMT -5
the underdog music hits the P.A as the Saitama crowd welcomes with huge cheers the perennial jobber Kristin Hager. Kristin makes her way to the ring shaking hands with the fans and patting her own back while she looks at the huge ring and at the huge crowd waiting to see her on action tonight, Kristin is given a mic by the ring crew as she nervously adresses the crowdHe-hello Kyoto!boos from the crowdHello Osaka?more boos as Kristin doesn't know what to do right now, she isn't able to remember in what city she is performingKonichiwa...?cheersHokkaido?boos, Kristin fed up with the crowd booing her berates at themYou better not boo me! I didn't made a 8 hour long plane trip for having you Tokyo fans boo me!cheers at Kristin finally remembering the name  Uh well, thanks for the warm welcome What I came here for is to announce that I am ready and steady to take on any Diamond in the roster, being by the side of the American Joshi, Heather Fierhart has roosted boosted my confidence enough, as I said I'll face everyone in the Diamond roster, because I have nothing to lose and everything to gain if I win! So if there's any Diamond who is brave enough to face me, step up to the plate, look me in the eye and in front of this Sayonara booos... Tokyo crowd accept the challenge that has been laid out by pride of Lacey, WA. Kristin Hager!
and Michelle Marx... If you want to skip this challenge, no problems heheKristin giggles as she waits for a challenger
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Post by marx on Apr 21, 2008 10:07:27 GMT -5
How unfortunate for Kristin. Not ONLY was Michelle in attendance, but she was in a typically foul mood. And Kristin was in the wrong place, at the wrong time. With a mic of her own in hand, Michelle calls Kristin's challenge.
Kristin. I would figure by now after the HANDFUL of beating I've given you ass over the past few months, you'd wanna stay as far away from as possible. But here you are again, flappin' your gums and mentioning my name. "If you wanna skip this challenge, no problem." Let me give you the definition of the word "Challenge": A call to engage in a contest, fight, or competition. The key word in that is "competition". You're not competition. You're a god damn JOKE. The laughing stock of the Diamond Division. Let's take a look at Kristin Hager not just as a wrestler, but as a human being.
You're slow.
You're pretty stupid.
You've got the athleticism of a 70 year old.
You've got the figure of a 10 year old.
And last but most certainly now least, you don't know when to shut the hell up. You could have just as well made the challenge to anyone else. But nooooooooooooooooooooo, you have to go on and "try" and make a joke at my expense. But after I'm done with your scrawny ass tonight, we'll see which one of us will be laughing.
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Post by chet on Apr 21, 2008 10:21:54 GMT -5
Kristin's face turns white after seeing Michelle comming out, scared as always, Kristin rises the mic to speakNo-nobody else wants to accept my challenge? Please?  Kristin sighs seeing the luck she's having lately. She pats herself in the back and adresses Michelle againWell Michelle pretty good description, but you lie! You are a big meanie and now you are a liar! If I was that bad, why did Heather Fierhart chose me as her tag team partner 
The jealousy bug bits you eh Michelle? Uh well... I'd be jealous too if I was in your situation.Kristin's attempts of not making Michelle angrier than she is, are failing miserablyAnd I hope you aren't bitter with me, I am sorry for that piledriver that gave me my first career victory over an opponent who is a foot bigger than me
Oh! And that joke was a tongue-in-cheek joke it means it doesn't have to be taken seriously Michelle so why don't you go backstage and ask some Diamond if she wants to face me hehe...Kristin was sweating pretty nervously, she was seeing her death sooner than expected.
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Post by marx on Apr 21, 2008 10:41:53 GMT -5
With narrowed eyes at Kristin's statement, Michelle brings herself to a response... Jealous? JEALOUS!!! What in the HELL would I have to be jealous about with you??? Heather Fierhart teamed up with you because she pitied you, and we locked her buddy Shylo up in a storage closet. And we all know how well THAT team up went over. And as far as last year, I might never live that loss down, which in turn might be the worst thing to happen in YOUR career. Because so long as I'm breathing, any chance I get to pound your ass to dust, I'm TAKING IT. And I'll keep on beating your ass again, and again, and again, until it's hammered home that that piledriver, that whole MATCH was a god damn fluke. So do that little pat on the back thing you do, cuz you committed career suicide when you crossed the path of Michelle Marx. Congratu-freakin'-lations. |
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Post by chet on Apr 21, 2008 11:51:41 GMT -5
Kristin keeps being nervousthis isn't going the way it should go... Er... Why can't we be friends? I mean it's cool to have ambitions in wrestling but Michelle this is getting somehow... Sadistic isn't it? Why should I pay for the broken dishes? I bet Heather has beat you more often than me and you don't go around wanting to make her pay
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Post by marx on Apr 21, 2008 13:11:32 GMT -5
Sadistic??? You haven't SEEN sadistic yet. Tonight is the night I make an example of your ass. The night I take my rightful place as THE most feared female in XWA. I'm the biggest. I'm the strongest. And after tonight's done, I'll be considered the SICKEST. I wanna see you bleed, Hager. I wanna watch as you lay in a pool of your own god damn blood. I wanna see that empty headed boyfriend of yours run out from backstage and throw in the towel for you while I beat your miserable ass within an inch of your god damn LIFE. I wanna see the looks on everyone's face I get backstage. Kim Hunter, Heather Fierhart, and all the rest of the dumb broads who call you a friend. I wanna see all of gasp in terror as I pick your ass apart limb from limb. THAT'S me being sadistic. And that's what you have in store for you tonight. And that's what you're going to keep on getting until I see you completely, and utterly destroyed. I don't wanna be your friend, Kristin. I wanna be the woman who ends your CAREER.
Roach: Wow. Those are some unsettling words from Michelle. And I don't think she's kidding, Buzz.
Buzz: No crap. Just look at her eyes. That's a freakin' mad woman. We all know Kristin's a brave lil' thing, but I wouldn't hold it against her if she backed out of this one.
Roach: No way. She's gotta stand up to Marx. SOMEONE has to, why not Kristin?
Buzz: Why? Because Michelle's 2 times her size. You heard her, she's gonna try and MAIM Kristin tonight.
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Post by chet on Apr 21, 2008 13:47:24 GMT -5
This wasn't really the way Kristin expected
Me? But why me? What have I ever done to you Michelle? For just a piledriver you will end my career? This isn't fair! I don't want my career to end at the hands of a big meanie like you! You, you are...
A big bitch! That's all you are! Say whatever you want, you are a damn sore loser! You can't get over the fact that the only thing you'll be remembered for will be that you were the first woman I beat!!!
Roach: Truth has never been more spoken!
BuZZ: Has Kristin wrote her will?
the crowd was cheering for Kristin and she was getting braver
If I was able to pin your big hairy butt once! I can do it a second time! You don't scare me! You think that talking all that makes me shiver? Nah! It just shows everyone what kind of coward bitch you are! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH!
Kristin gets face-to-face (well kinda) with Michelle
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!
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Post by marx on Apr 21, 2008 13:59:39 GMT -5
A sadistic grin comes across Michelle's face as she responds.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Really, you shouldn't have. How about next time, you tell me something I DON'T know. I KNOW I'm a bully. And I know I'm a bitch. I'm the BIGGEST bitch in the yard. And it's high time I started putting the rest of you POODLES in you place. Under my BOOT. This isn't just about me beating your ass, Kristin. No no no no no...this is about me taking a place in the Diamond Division I should have taken a LONG time ago. The TOP SPOT. The rest of the girls backstage? They've been getting off easy. But the free ride is OVER. The Diamond Division is about to become a VERY unsafe place for women. And you're looking at the reason...right...here. So do me a favor, Kristin. That little burst of bravery you just had. Save it. Hang on to it for later tonight. It's gonna make it that much sweeter when I crush your damn skull. You won't be the last, I'll promise you that. But you WILL be the most memorable. Tonight, I start my reign as XWA's most dominant Diamond. And you get to be the sacrificial lamb.
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Post by chet on Apr 21, 2008 14:05:46 GMT -5
However Kristin's bravery increases
How many times have I heard the same BULLSHIT!? Your reign doesn't start Michelle! If I can't stop you, someone else will do! Someone else will reveal to the world that your ass is just an untalented ass that relies on brute force! Sure it's good for squashing women like me. But soon you'll meet your equal Michelle, the equal that will put that ass right in the gutter!
You ain't the only big woman in the roster! But for sure you are the biggest piece of untalented meat in the roster!!!
Roach: Come on Kristin show no fear!
the fans were roaring and rooting for the underdog
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Post by marx on Apr 21, 2008 14:17:23 GMT -5
With an evil grin, Michelle replies.
Is that right? Well...when I meet this woman, You'll be the 1st person I tell. But for a MIDGET like you, every woman in XWA looks huge. But NONE of them are 6'4". And NONE of them are 220 pounds. I AM the strongest woman in XWA...no...in WRESTLING. I'm through talking. From this point on, it's action. ALL action. And the action tonight is me beating you into a bloody pulp. You might be bold, and you might even be a little brave. But tonight, you'll be one other thing when I'm done...
BROKEN.
She awaits the final reply of Kristin.
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Post by chet on Apr 21, 2008 14:24:43 GMT -5
Kristin giggled220 .lbs? You are fatty! But nevertheless I don't plan going down without giving everything I have, so ring the bell! Maybe I can piledrive you again and reveal to everyone what a lousy meanie you are!the bell ring and Kristin gets ready.
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What in the HELL would I have to be jealous about with you??? Heather Fierhart teamed up with you because she pitied you, and we locked her buddy Shylo up in a storage closet. And we all know how well THAT team up went over. And as far as last year, I might never live that loss down, which in turn might be the worst thing to happen in YOUR career. Because so long as I'm breathing, any chance I get to pound your ass to dust, I'm TAKING IT. And I'll keep on beating your ass again, and again, and again, until it's hammered home that that piledriver, that whole MATCH was a god damn fluke. So do that little pat on the back thing you do, cuz you committed career suicide when you crossed the path of Michelle Marx. Congratu-freakin'-lations.