We Fly HIGH!!! (Invaders or Any Team)

[mob]

BALLIN'!!!

"We Fly High" hits the PA, and the crowd comes alive knowing that XWA's hottest tag team was in the building. But rather then come out in their usual manner, Big G & Hoodlum come out sporting their new ride, a candy red painted...

Space Ship???

The prize won from their pink slip match at March Madness looked NOTHING like the ship it was before they got their mits on it. It had a chromed out grill on the front, tinted black windows and all kinds of "after market" updates on it. The fellas land it in front of the ring, and hop out. Mics are supplied for them, and Big G opens up in usual fashion.

Saitame City, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSE!!!!

The crowd follows suit with a thunder cheer.

Yo yo yo yo yo, Ya' boys The M.O.B. iz DEFINITELY in the buildin'. And check it folks. Check the new whip.

G proudly points to the ship.

When we took this thing back to Bricks City, yo our boy Jose wasn't gonna touch it. But we managed to convince him that if he could pimp this thang out, he'd be the baddest mechanic on EARTH. And sho'nuff, a week later, we come back to the garage to find a ship that E.T. would be PIMPIN' in!

So we got ta' holla at Jose's Body Shop on 7th Street. His game is OUT OF THIS WORLD!!! Heh heh heh.

The fellas fist pound, and G gets down to "bidnizz".

Aight, check it. Ya'll all know that me and Hood is always lookin' to have a good time. Always kickin' it with our X-Dub Mafia peeps. But tonight, we lookin' to get our shine one. We've got the Tag Team champs set in our sights REAL soon. But don't worry Bruzas, we aint comin' yet. Me and Hood wanna get one more match in. We wanna show that we me BIDNIZZ in XWA, and we ain't just one of these chump ass teams takin' up space on the XWA payroll.

So this is how it's goin' down. We're callin' out...AGAIN...any team that made the trip to Japan. Anypne backstage who wants to get they ass whooped by tha' mob. Hell, you ain't even gotta be a team. We'll take ANY two chumps backstage willin' to get they faces scraped all over the ring. We want some...

So come GIT YOU SOME!!!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[burns]

Allof a sudden, Triumph by Wu Tang plays in the arena. Into the Saitama Super Arena, The Burns make their official 1st appearances on XWA TV. Poised to begin their rise to the top, the brothers stand at the stage and look down to the ring at The Mobstaz. Matt Burns would be the 1st to speak.

So you're lookin' for anyone to fight tonight, fellas? That's good. REAL good. Cuz me and my brother Ray here are lookin' for the same. And low and behold, who is it in the ring? The Mobstaz. The pride and joy of Newark, New Jersey.

Ray brings up his mic and speaks next.

Ain't it a damn shame that NEWARK SUCKS ASS!!! These people here in Japan don't know much about the Garden State, but everyone knows that THE city of cities in New Jersey is our hometown, Jersey City. I mean c'mon. JERSEY City, New Jersey. Our town is NAMED after the state. Which pretty much tells the tale of how tonight's match is gonna go. Us coming down to the ring, and kicking your asses from pillar to post. Yea, that sounds about right.

The brother seemed quite confident. They await the response of The Mobstaz.

[mob]

The fellas were ready for a fight, but they weren't expecting the cocky words from The Burns Brothers. G speaks up 1st.

Well look who it is, the chump ass Jersey City boys we beat fire out of at A New Day. I was wonderin' when you punk asses was gonna show. You come out here talikin' about Jersey City bein' that' truth? Is you buggin' son, or what?

Yo, the last good thing ta' come outta Jersey City was Joe Budden. And HE ain't even all that. Yall' suckas wanna get washed tonight? It's all good BABAY-BABAY!!! We bout ta' get our SHINE on, fa' real, son. HOLLA!!!

G & Hood await the reply of The Burns Brothers.

[burns]

Ray took offense to being called out.

Punk asses? PUNK ASSES!!!

He makes an attempt to charge the ring, but Matt wisely holds him back.

Whooooooooooooooa,bro. Slow down. Slow down. We're gonna do this the right way. Mobstaz, you bitches are cruisin' for an ass whippin' so bad your grand kids are gonna suffer from headaches. And don't think we forgot about A New Day either. But tonight's fight is gonna go a little different. BET on it.

[mob]

Hoody responds quickly to Matt's comment.

You damn right it's gonna be different. Cuz this time we ain't gonna be pullin' our punches. This time it's WAR son. EARLY.

G follows up.

Yallwanted our attention, you got it in FULL now. Lace 'em up tight fellas. School's about to be in session. Ass whoopin' 101.

[burns]

Ray speaks up in response.

You fools have been ridin' real high with how popular you guys are. Runnin' your little schemes and all. Foolin' these people into thinking you're actually talented. You bitches got lucky at A New Day. But your luck just ran out tonight.

Matt finishes up.

We'll see you CHUMPS in the ring.

Their theme hits the PA once again. The brothers give their rivals a final look, and some choice words off mic, before disappearing backstage.

[mob]

As the Burns leave the stage, G and Hoody exchange words off mic, and fist pound. The leave the ring and hop back in the Mob-Ship. The duo float on pit from where they came to get ready for tonight's fight.

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