The GOLD* Era Has Begun (o2a)

["The R*" Robby Sylk]

TakeDown rolls on in Saitama, and suddenly the lights in the arena go to a golden hue as the sound of Jimi Hendrix's classic "Fire" plays. Out steps Robby Sylk to the masses, looking dramatically different from his last appearance at March Madness. His hair is long and straightened out. His style of dress though is the same as it always was...but you could tell there was was something different about him as he strutted down to the ring.

BuZZ: I heard from Sylk himself last week that he had something big in store for us here...looks like his new look might have something to do with it perhaps? Man, I would kill to be that guy for at least one day.

Roach: Well there's no doubt that the man is one of the "beautiful people", but what of this news he has...that's what I'm wondering about.

The Man steps into the ring and one of the crewmembers hands him a microphone.

Ladies and gentlemen...it gives me great honor to right here and right now announce to you all...

*smirks*

...oh no, we're not gonna make it that cut and dry, folks. Not while this is a live broadcast and i happen to have a live microphone. You see there's some thing that Robby-Rib has to say and since I know you're all going to hang on my every word as usual, well...just shut up and listen!

The last you saw me, Marcus Devine and I were gettin' beat at March Madness by a pair of clones with bad hair and worse breath for the Tag Titles. Well congratulations for that Bruzas...you're moving up in the world now that you got lucky against XWA's greatest Tag Team. How's about you not drop them to the Mexican Jumping Beans this time around, huh...Viewer Discretion can't be the ONLY team carrying the Division as we have done ohhhhhh so well now.

That being said...it's come down to a little something that I have to let you all in on. VD will never die, that you can bank on folks...but the time has come, at long last, for The R* to take his rightful place at the tippy top of the XWA and whole damn wrestling UNIVERSE! That's why tonight folks, you fans here in Saitama City have the honor and privilege of being the first to bear witness to...

...wait for it...

THE GOLD* ERA!!!

Roach: Gold Star Era?

I told you all that it was coming. I told you all that sooner or later that I was going to fulfill my destiny. There are those out there who are just made for the spotlight and destined for greatness, and ladies and germs you're looking at one of those guys. I mean look at me! I am The Leading Man. Not just a star in the making...I was practically born a star, and starting to tonight is when I'm getting my shine on.

He looks square into one of the cameras in the ring, close up.

You want a poster child? You want a ratings clip? You want the looks, the skills and the attitude? Look no further than Sex & Violence Personified. You see, the man who will usher in the new era of wrestling has ALWAYS been here...it's just a matter of timing. The fakes, wanna-bes and posers have all had their chances and now...right now...it's my turn to show all of you how it's done.

So the question now is who wants to be a part of the Highlight of the Night? Come one, come all gentlemen! This is the only chance in hell that some of you will ever be close to achieving MY level of greatness...just by standing in the same damn ring as me! Don't let the opportunity pass you by!

[chet]

Soon Pacman Fever hits the P.A as the recently beard shaven Chet Dixon makes his way to the ring doing his trademark Dixon Wiggle to the fans which results in many, many cheers The perennial underdog gets in the ring and takes a mic out of his... trunks

Chet Dixon is in the house!

cheers

I got pushed in the backstage people said someone had to do the "job" and here I am. The only man brave enough to give the Gold Super Mario Star a hard time!

Well Robby I hope you saw my last match with Daegon I whooped his ass.... HARDCORE'Z style. I beat that dude like if I was his belt-carrying father! However I don't need to brag and I don't need to boast here, I've been just sent from coast to coast to give the fans a good run for their money. And let me ask you Robby, what would XWA be without Chet Dixon?

Chet puts the mic close to Robby's mouth but moves it away before letting Robby answer

A better show! Nah I was just jokin' nothing but self-referential humour to cut the tension in the air. Robby you claimed to have started the Super Mario Golden Star era, well boy as a result from my last victory I am ja-ja-ja-jacked! for this match! Too bad I'll be probably to lose, since the Super Mario Golden Star gives invicibility...

For some seconds So whatta say Rob? Does Chet have a match tonight?

Chet does his Dixon Wiggle dance as he waits for an answer.

["The R*" Robby Sylk]

Of all the people to show up, first came the so-called "welcoming committee". Robby rolled his eyes at the sight of the dancing fool.

My God...it's the man who fits all of the above: fake, poser AND wanna-be. You could team up with those Haxxorz freaks and call yourselves "Revenge of the Nerds"! Chet, I have nooooooooooo clue why they even pay you. Blackheart could just be giving you free meals and games at Dave & Buster's and your ass would come to work. Yeah you might get your lucky wins here and there, but that's not happening against me dude, and I damn sure don't need a warm up match tonight.

Ladies & Gents, the XWA is serious competition, and Chet Dixon...make sure you know the difference. These people...fans around the world, they don't cheer for you my man, they laugh at you. They cheer the fact that someone so damn gullible comes out here and week after week gets his ass kicked and actually enjoys it more than they enjoy watching it.

What, did you honestly think these people actually LIKED you?

He breaks out laughing...

HAHAHAHAHAHA...Now that's a good one. You wanna talk about Mario? You've got all the entertainment quality of the NINTENDO WII, Dixon...you're fun for a few months and then people move on to some real entertainment. Oh gee, I forgot we were in Japan here, did I insult some of you fans out there for dissing the "Big N"?

WELL WHO GIVES A CRAP WHAT YOU THINK!? Microsoft rules the world and I rule you yours, deal with it.

Now as for you, give me one good reason why someone of my caliber should even give your goofy ass the time of day?

[chet]

Attempts to pwn Chet Dixon are useless, however Chet keeps there thinking

Well maybe because if you don't face me right here, this fans will have no other option than call you coward, or maybe if you don't face me, Mr. Gallas will pop out here in the titantron and say that if you don't face me, your ass is fired. Good reasons aren't they Robby?

Roach: Bang! Kicked in the nuts.

Besides you should be thankful that I came out here to face you, I was in the locker room and lots of ring crew said: "Oh gosh could someone shut this CENSORED's mouth?" You don't have too much love Robby, maybe that's why you are so pissed off. Besides I can say I have had lucky wins, but atleast I don't know how it feels when you are pinned by a japanese school girl, sure it feels hotty doesn't it Robbie?

the crowd cheers for Chet

Roach: Robby Sylk makes me sick, what kind of bigot does he think he is? besides he hasn't even been that succesful,

BuZZ: You'd be pissed off too if your opponent was Chet Dixon

And hey believe me I'd love to speak about videogames right here, but this ain't the moment, now it's moment for me to be lucky enough to kick your booty, and remember you are speakin' to a former TNB Hardcore Champ, so that should tell you how much of an Ayatollah of Kickassaholah I am

And if I lose... Who cares anyways?

Chet does another dance as he waits for an answer.

["The R*" Robby Sylk]

You wanna know the difference between those schoolgirls and you? They could actually fight. They actually had some wrestling skills to 'em. So you were a TNB Hardcore Champion, am I supposed to be impressed by that?

That my big for nothing com padre only means exactly what it meant two weeks ago when you beat Daegon...er...Blade...uh...whatever the hell he's callin' himself this week! It only proves that the only shot in hell you have of winning is when you've got the chance to swing a chair or ladder or whatever else isn't bolted to the ground!

See, I beat the best and I get beat by the best...or at least some really lucky bastards at times, and I do it by using what I bring to the dance. You compare one loss by me to the 10,000 ones you've had since you started wrestling? That proves another thing dude, exactly why I shouldn't even bother kicking your ass here tonight.

Robby walks around the ring scratching his chin. At first he was really not feeling having to be a squash match, but that's when some devious thoughts began to trickle into his brain.

But you know what? This is gonna be the easiest night of my entire life here. So you say that the people backstage don't like me much? I would say that I don't care, but I do...because I love that. I'll tell you what I'm going to love even more though, how much they're all going to hate me when I leave you a bloody f'n heap in this ring tonight.

Oh no, this isn't gonna be the same old jobbing for you Chet. I'm gonna make an example out of you in this ring. I'm gonna give you the single biggest beating of your entire career and I'm not even gonna break a sweat. So you want to "work" tonight? Fine. It's gonna be a pleasure kicking your damn teeth down your throat...maybe then you'll learn your lesson about who not to mess around with in this joint.

[chet]

Threating Chet is always useless Chet then ponders for a second what he should say or do, unable to come up with something he just does the Dixon Wiggle that gets instant pops, Chet then becomes inspired

Robby all I am hearing here is yak, yak and more yak. You Yakass, what you have told me is what almost everyone who I've faced has told me. It's like you all turn into young George Washingtons and feel forced to tell all the truth and your truth is that The Chet sucks.

Well Chet The Jet doesn't suck boy I might have a bad as hell record but I don't suck and so far Robby you forgot something I am 6'11" Tallest Dixon ever. And I think that unless you are Liu Kang you won't be able to kick my teeth down my throat... Thereforrrr this will be more equal than what you claim Robby.

You are Robby Silk? Then I'll be Robby Wool As I'll "Wooly" you in this match.

Coz' all the fans know that when the Hardcore'z! The Hardcore'z Dixon Wiggle is in town. Some booty is going down! Baby!

And another Dixon Wiggle for the rabid Saitama fans

["The R*" Robby Sylk]

You wanna know the difference between me and the rest of the world that's beat you though? I look so damn good making people look so damn bad. It's a talent, a skill, a gift, whatever you want to call it.

I'm gonna do you a favor though, since you're pitiful enough as it is. There's no real need for me to totally embarrass you, you do a bang up job on that by your damn self.

The dancing. It was such an eyesore...

So I'm gonna go easy on you and make this loss nice and fast like. The bell rings, I kick your ass, the bell rings again and that'll be that. I actually want to enjoy my time here in Japan and not have to waste too much of it on the likes of you. Ick...the very fact I'm out here engaging in a promo against CHET DIXON has already depleted some style points.

Yeah, this is gonna be quick.

Those are Robby's last words. He tosses the mic to the canvas and shakes his head as he walks back up the aisle to get ready for this...match. He didn't even bother to look back, chances are the fool was probably dancing some more.