James's Return To Japan (O2A)

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Ratt's "Don't Bite The Hand That Feeds" blasts through the PA in Saitama, as "Wild Thing" James Bowen makes his way into the crowd, as he has been a major face in his last tour in Japan. Coincidentally, he spoke pretty good Japanese.

James: Hello, Saitama; it's pretty awesome to see you all again. It seemed like forever.

The Japanese fans cheered him on, as he was smiling.

James: Now that I'm here in the XWA, I am here to bring back two things: Rock & Roll...

The Japanese women scream for James, like schoolgirl crushes.

James:...and bring back the emphasis of good wrestling, that people like you deserve, so I got a challenge: I propose a 30-Minute Ironman Match to any Light Heavyweight, because I have my eyes set on the XWA World Light Heavyweight championship (the X-Gen title to you new schoolers). So, if there's any Light Heavyweight out there that can go the distance, come on down and let's rock & roll.

The fans cheer as James waits for an answer.

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The lights in the arena begin to flash, and the opening chord of KsE's "Still Beats Your Name" hits the speakers. Evan Fate was OFFICIALLY live. He bursts out from backstage met with a thunderous roar by the fans.

Here he comes!!! Evan Fate, ladies and gents. The Tenacious E. The man who even bald looks like a million bucks.

I think Lucas Style's plan last month backfired. Evan seems even more focused now with no hair the he did with.

With a confident smile on his face, Evan made his way to the ring. At ringside he's handed a mic, and he gets right down to business with Bowen.

1st off, I wanna start by addressing something. And that's the subject of Lucas Styles. A few weeksago, he beat me in a Hair Vs. Hair match. And after the match, for whatever reason, he upped and left the arena. Now, me being the stand up son of a gun I am, I went on and did this...

Points to his shinny dome.

On my own accord. Why? To symbolize something. And that something is that materialism means NOTHING to me. Hair grows back. 3 months and it'll be right back how it was. Easy. Lucas Styles tried to get me off my game. And he failed. BIG TIME. Now Luke, I dunno where you're at. Dealing with all the issues you deal with being the lame we all have come to knwo you to be. But when you come back, we've got a rubber match to take care of. A rubber match I intend on winning.

Evan then turns his focus to Bowen.

Now, on to the matter of tonight. We have XWA's #1 Rocker, James Bowen. I dunno what it is about you, but somethings seems a little...off.

Evan paces around Bowen some. He slaps his forehead as he comes to his realization...

I know what it is!!! It's the facial hair. Man. You look way different in that poster of yours. Hold on, I don't think the people in Japan's seen it. Marty in the truck, throw it on the Jumbotron real quick.

A shot of Bowen's XWA poster pops up.



That's a sexy son of a bitch, ain't it?

Rumbling are heard from crowd.

I dunno though. You look a little thin. Wait, this must be from back in your rockin' days.

Evan starts doing an air guitar. It gets a good reaction from the crowd. He continues.

I used to be the front man for my own band a few years ago. I still don't go anywhere with my axe. But that's another story. The story tonight...is that you're looking to move up the ranks in the X-Gen Division. BUT...there's an unfortunate problem with that. So am I. And I damn well know I can rock & roll, even if I'm more a metal kinda guy. So look no further for your challenger tonight. He's standing right here.

Confidence pratically ooze off Evan. He awaits Bowen's reply.

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James extends his hand.

James: Let the best man win, Evan. And I'll see you at Takedown.

[dio]

Evan shakes Bowen's hand and give him a nod before leaving the ring. This was going to be a first for Evan, a match were the other guy didn't have some kind of bug up his ass. A simple challenge between two competitors. This was going to be fun...

The End.