Head-to-Head With The Hawk (o2ALL)

[therask]

*for next weeks Takedown

The Invaluable Darkness by Dimmu Borgir starts to play as flames shoot out of the stage, and out of the flames a hooded figure appears and heads towards the stage. Silence fills the arena. After the hooded figure enters the ring the removes his cloak and the crowd begins to cheer. Its Dark Hawk. He walks to the corner and grabs a microphone and slowly brings it up to his mouth

I've only been here for a short period of time, and I'm ready to sink my teeth into the compitition .......

He walks over to the corner and sits on the top turnbuckle, and brings the mic back up

So if anyone has the guts to face me, and go head-to-head with the hawk of darkness, and still defeat me or will the Flight of the Hawk take another victim ........

He pauses of a second

So if you wanna go, I will take on anyone who is willing to be sent into the darkness

He lowers the mic and awaits someone to face up to his challenge

[emil]

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The always annoying scream marked the path of the always annoying fitness guru and self-proclaimed XWA fitness trainer. None other, than Emil Edwards. He carries with him his arrogant smug aswell as his bag of (patentated) products. Emil makes his way to the ring as he is given a mic

Sink your teeth in the competition? I'd rather say that you are ready to sink your teeth in another Twinkie! Just like all the other fat, overweight, out of shape slobs that cheered for you.

Emil laughs as the fans boo him

Dark Hawk is that your name? From what cheesy western movie you stole it? Bonanza? The Waltons? Or was it The Lone Ranger? Well bad news for you, all those series have ended just like the fattest town I am now into.... DEAD.

I have the guts to help you improve this physique, to make you look more like a hawk and less like a fat penguin. Because so far the Flight Of The Hawk only takes lard, donuts, twinkies, etc... etc... etc...

And look boy, you don't scare me the least comming to here like a generic goth like many others... But if anyone here thought that goths were skinny.

Here you have the perfect example that they don't

Emil lowers the mic and laughs cockily as the fans booo and start a "Emil sucks" chant

[tank]

as tanks music starts to play and interups tank enters to the stage with a mic and looks around tank holds up the mic to speak.


im here to answer your challenge hawk and i whant to be the next to step in the ring with you unlike some people of come out and run there mouth but is no go hm.

he looks at emily edwards with a face that says u cant back it up.


so what do u say hawk.

tank awaits for hawk to answer

[therask]

Hawk gets off the top turnbuckle and lifts the mic to his mouth and looks at Emil with a menacing look, as he moves towards him

Hahahahahaha ...... a penguin ...... now thats funny, I outta take those protein pills or whatever the hell drug you are pushing to make people healthy and shove them right down your throat

He pause and looks at Tank

As for you I'll take you on any day in any match and I'll still beat you, doesn't matter the stipulations or the situation. I'll set you up for the Flight and take you out.

He turn around, lowers the mic. Then a smirt comes aross his face as if a great idea had just come to him. He turns around and brings the mic back up

An idea has just hit me boys, it seems that you both wanna prove that you have what it takes to take on the great hawk of darkness, Dark Hawk!!!

He pauses as the crowd cheers

I say that we settle this little spat in a triple treat match

He starts to lower his mic, but then he pulls the mic back up

Oh Emil, the comment you made about the Flight only taking lard and donuts, we'll see what it takes when I set you up for it and sent yuor sorry ass face first in the mat

He looks at Tank and Emil and waits for them to respond