Lapdance (o2 Amber)

[kiss]

Serebro's Song #1 irrupts the scene as none other but UK Playboy Playmate, Kiss Wilmington appears there wearing a long black trenchcoat and giving the fans her tradermark innocent smirk

Roach: Kiss' entrance always sends chills through my spine

BuZZ: And she sent a good chill through Amber's spine via Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. What I wonder is why she's dressing like a school shooter

Kiss takes her time entering the ring, she's given a mic as she adresses the fans

It seems that last Takedown was our moment, the show where all underdogs won their matches I defeated Amber and she was kicking my ass pretty badly. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang'd babe But since I am not a girl who likes rubbing salt into the wounds I decide to give you a rematch, because Amber let's make this clear, I don't want to best you just in a match. I want to best you everywhere.

Lady, you have been billed as the sexiest of the sexy women that wrestle, but it seems that all the guys who chose you have seem to forgot about moi. Voted 3rd of the sexiest brits damn Mischa Barton... Anyways as I said, I have a purpose in 2008 Amber, and that's winning the Hotbody Award. And I am not scared of what I have to face or what I have to go through to get it.

But threatening it's not my style Amber, my style is showing off, and tonight I plan on showing what hasn't been shown on wrestling before. Roach would you please come here with a chair?

Roach: Me but why Kiss?

Just come here

Roach does so, he gets in the ring with a chair

Sit in the center of the ring please. And now... Lights, Camera, Action!

Kiss throws the mic on the mat and removes her trenchcoat to reveal a very sexy lingerie She then starts dancing to a very sexy music, and the lights go pink, Kiss starts dancing around Roach, guiding his hands on her ass-ets. Kiss then starts shaking her ass as the fans roar and want a piece of this too. Kiss finishes her 1 and a half minute long dance by giving Roach a very sexy lapdance.

Roach: MOMMA!!!

BuZZ: Lucky bastard! Kiss give me a lapdance too!!!

Kiss then sits on Roach's lap as she picks up the mic

And these are my two cents... Amber do you have the guts to outdance me?

Kiss smiles as she waits for her rival to come.

[Amber Gianni]

It would be safe to bet that nobody in the arena especially Roach expected to be seeing a live lap dance in the middle of the ring. Kiss shows her stuff for sure, and leave the announcer short of breath, but then she makes the mistake of calling out Amber. Her theme song hits and so do she to the stage with a smirk of her own. The crowd reacts as they usually do when the lady takes the stage and she marches down to the ring in her street clothes no less, a tight white t-shirt, tighter blue jeans and some spike-heeled boots. Stepping into the ring Amber surveys the scene and in seconds a crewperson is handing her a microphone.

I think I see where this is going. I think I see exactly what your trying to do now, Kiss. Last week I said I had hoped that you weren't, but this week I think it's pretty obvious that you're trying way too hard to do what just can't be done!

I'll give you credit for beating me last week, but that was last week. That's all in the past, what we have here in the present is you standing in this ring thinking that you can can out-sexy the sexiest woman in professional wrestling with what? A lap dance? C'mon now...I'm not even dressed for that kind of a competition.

Her response at first causes the CT crowd to boo, but then her devilish grin shows as she looks around, then back into the ring.

But then again...since when did being dressed have anything to do with me?

So she then sets down her mic and starts off by lifting her shirt right over her head, revealing the white lace bra that was beneath holding her two big "girls". Setting that to the side she follows by undoing the fly of her jeans as she swayed her hips, of which at this point was getting the crowd into a frenzy. Within moments the tight hipped, wide legged jeans were at her ankles and she stood in a matching pair of panties to her brassiere. She picked up her mic one more time.

Now Roachie, you sit right there and try not to get a hard...I mean get a heart attack okay? Give me some music!

Suddenly R. Kelly's classic "Bump & Grind" starts to play and Amber hovered over the announcer, starting first by spreading out his legs and squatting herself in front of him.

BuZZ: It's always gotta be the black guys right? C'mon girls, I'm single...he's not! Well, lucky we're in the second hour, the FCC would be on us if we did this earlier.

She swayed her hair along the crotch of his pants and then rose back to her feet, placing her hands on his shoulders. She allowed her breasts to hover right over the man's face as close as they could without him touching them and yes, even let the girls shake for added effect.

Next she turned to where her butt was facing him. Standing inches away from Roach with her feet slightly more than hip-width apart and her toes turned in to show off just much of an hour glass form she had, she arched her back started to draw a circle with her thick hips. Slowly bending her knees she started grinding down as far as was comfortable against him, then up again, continually undulating her hips and dancing erotically.

Now do you keep a mic in your pants Roach, or are you just glad to see me?

With her back still turned to her audience, Amber straightened her legs and bent forward slightly. Looking back at him coquettishly she lightly slapped her bottom. She could see the sweat from Roach's brow by that point so she gave him room to breath now as the music faded out.

Whooo! That was exhilarating wasn't it? Somebody better get the EMTs out here for Roach...or at the very least some towels or something.

Now don't get me wrong Kiss, I'm not trying to show you up here, you just happened to pick a fight with the Jedi Master of Sexy, and there's no way in the world I'm giving up my crown any time soon. There's nothing wrong with being second best you know, at least you're further ahead than most of the others I've seen, but despite that I'm still above and beyond the point of being eclipsed by anyone.

[kiss]

Kiss keeping her cool, stares at her rival with a sexy face. Kiss brings the mic to her lips

Amber you are such a bad girl, you left poor Roachie wordless, better call an ambulance or Roach will be DOA

Kiss then adresses what Amber told her

However despise you are the Jedi Master of sexy, I come close to that Amber, but you seemingly forgot something, Kiss Wilmington isn't the lady who was born to be in a second place. I was born to glory Amber. And the Playboy fans worldwide know that, in fact I wouldn't have been voted Miss England Playboy without them, thanks to all of you supporters

Kiss waves at the fans

Besides, don't they say that the student always overcomes the master? Well Amber, we had fun, we danced, we made Roachy suffer a hottie overdose. But now let's talk business.

You have been sitting on your throne for quite a long time, you enjoyed the 2007 with success, while I got my ass kicked more often than not. But I never quitted and I never backed down from a fight. And I am willing to do anything legal to show everyone who the 2008 Hotbody should be.

Amber this isn't personal, it's just sexy business, besides I think all this fans are willing to see a rematch. But since I don't want to get stale, I'll let you choose the match... Ladder or Lapdance match, everything works for me.

Kiss again comes closer to Amber

And don't you think than a little kiss would help you deciding?

Kiss rises her eyebrows and looks sluttily at Amber as she tries to lure her to kiss her again, the fans roar and wait for what Amber's decision will be.

[Amber Gianni]

It was already a perfect situation for it. Here stood two lovely ladies in the ring, two lovely half-naked ladies in the ring to be more specific. What's an innocent little kiss anyway? Even if it isn't necessarily an "innocent" one.

Well, the last time I heard of competitors kissing before they faced off was Magic and Isiah, but that's a little different from this isn't it?

Amber's attention soon turn from Roach's carcass to Kiss. It's hard to not notice her slender build, but still with those curves that made her such a hit to her British fans and fans around the world. She looked into her eyes and gave the woman what she and thousands of screaming perverted guys want to see, pressing her lips against the Brit's slowly and gently, letting the taste of her lips linger long on hard on Kiss' kisser. The camera was sure to get a close up shot so as not to miss a detail for the benefit of the HD viewers out there. After a few wonderful seconds she pulls back and grins.

I guess you could consider that to be a good luck kiss there, Kiss. Hmm Hmm, you're going to need it tonight because the match I choose is going to be a lapdance match alright. The loser is going to have to give the winner a lapdance on that show you have on Playboy TV...nude. So how about that, sweetie?

The fans were ecstatic, and Buzz about as speechless as he's ever been.

BuZZ: Did my ears just here correctly, or did she just say the loser has to do a nude lapdance. Can you really call the person a loser then? All I see is another match where everybody wins!

[kiss]

Hmmm that kiss tasted like honey, spice and nice things. However Kiss rised the mic to her recently kissed lips

Despite the fact that I am straight as a ruler... Bank on it Amber, I am on. But of course Amber, think for a second, I am not gonna let you to come to Playboy TV with me being the loser, I am not gonna let you to step into my turf and having me giving you a lapdance, this time you'll dance for me While the spotlight is right over my head

And me and the rest of the world will enjoy every second from it, so what do you say fans? Thumbs up to the Lapdance Match?

The answer was obvious

Well Amber democracy does work Thanks for the lucky kiss. But we all know we don't need kisses all we need is to put all our skills on the mat tonight. And then whoever wins or loses will need to put all her skills next week on Playboy TV

Amber... These were my two cents

Instant pop for the catchphrase as Kiss waves Amber's hair and gives her a short kiss on the mouth, Kiss then steps by Roach who is still suffering from Hottie Overdose, and she rattles her ass in front of him. Kiss takes her leave smiling cockily and confident that she'll be able to beat Amber Again

BuZZ: Why lapdance between girls?!? You can't make a "Loser gives Lapdance to announcers" match? Or "Loser has one of this awesome Playboy TV erotic scenes with the announcers"? It's not fair! Nevertheless as I said before we are all the winners

Kiss however stops in the stage, as she turns around and blows Amber a kiss

See you in the match, sexy lady