Post by emil on Mar 4, 2008 17:11:49 GMT -5
However...
THE FOLLOWING ADVERT COULD DO FOR YOU WHAT IT HAS DONE FOR MILLIONS!
None other than XWA's (self-proclaimed) Professional trainer and fitness guru steps out of the curtain, holding in one hand his patentated Emil Shake. He adresses an overweight fan with his headphone from the stage as he walks into the ring
Well well well, what do we have here? Another product of your unhealthy, fat-saturated food. It turned this young prospect into nothing more but a obese clown, all because of bad diet and unhealthy snacks, just like all of you fat hogs of Connectiturd! Are swallowing down like if there was no tomorrow!
crowd boos, Emil gets in the ring doing some squats.
But unfortunately there is a tomorrow! A tomorrow filled with lard, diabetes, toothache and cardiovascular problems. I sound very catastrophic but it is like this, and there's little you lard asses can do! Unless of course you join the new life of fitness and healthy food, yours truly always promotes. But it takes too many effort and too many dedication that I know that in Connectiturd none have!
crowd keeps booing as Emil laughs
However my products can make you get in shape, you can buy it, you can eat it, you can drink it, you can do my patentated Criss-Cross, my patentated squats and everything that has my name and the trademark symbol. But if the only exercise you do after my work out lessons is rising boxes and boxes with 12 donuts inside that are ready to be swallowed... You can pray and hope to be as good looking as the next bozo that will face me... HAH!
Emil laughs and does some squats while he waits for competiton
THE FOLLOWING ADVERT COULD DO FOR YOU WHAT IT HAS DONE FOR MILLIONS!
None other than XWA's (self-proclaimed) Professional trainer and fitness guru steps out of the curtain, holding in one hand his patentated Emil Shake. He adresses an overweight fan with his headphone from the stage as he walks into the ring
Well well well, what do we have here? Another product of your unhealthy, fat-saturated food. It turned this young prospect into nothing more but a obese clown, all because of bad diet and unhealthy snacks, just like all of you fat hogs of Connectiturd! Are swallowing down like if there was no tomorrow!
crowd boos, Emil gets in the ring doing some squats.
But unfortunately there is a tomorrow! A tomorrow filled with lard, diabetes, toothache and cardiovascular problems. I sound very catastrophic but it is like this, and there's little you lard asses can do! Unless of course you join the new life of fitness and healthy food, yours truly always promotes. But it takes too many effort and too many dedication that I know that in Connectiturd none have!
crowd keeps booing as Emil laughs
However my products can make you get in shape, you can buy it, you can eat it, you can drink it, you can do my patentated Criss-Cross, my patentated squats and everything that has my name and the trademark symbol. But if the only exercise you do after my work out lessons is rising boxes and boxes with 12 donuts inside that are ready to be swallowed... You can pray and hope to be as good looking as the next bozo that will face me... HAH!
Emil laughs and does some squats while he waits for competiton