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Post by bi on Mar 4, 2008 15:09:41 GMT -5
A Little Bit of Shhhh plays over the PA, and a rather smug looking Bianca & Michelle enter the arena. Fresh off of exacting a brilliantly executed plan taking Shylo out of the equation for the night, they make there way to the ring knowing that their other target, Heather Fierhart would now be stuck running solo, as there was no woman on Earth who'd dare get in the middle of things. Bianca calls for a Mic, and addresses Heather.
Ah,Heather. Heather, Heather, Heather. Last week, you impressed everyone as usual. You and Shylo did a number on us. And you...you put the finishing touch on things, hitting your fancy little move on Michelle. Nice job. But you see, Michelle and I are past the point of getting mad. Oh no. We're about getting even these days. And that's what we intend on doing tonight. Getting even.
She passes the Mic to Michelle.
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Post by marx on Mar 4, 2008 15:15:16 GMT -5
You did so well against us last week, that we were kinda curious as to how you could do against us all by yourself. And we've got some news that may give us the chance to find that out.
Boos are heard from the crowd as she continues.
We just so happen to know that your homegirl Shylo won't be able to make the show tonight. Let's just say she's "stuck in something". *hee hee hee* Which sucks for you, because WE'RE CALLING YOU OUT!!! That's right. A rematch. But seeing as you've got no partner, and there ain't a damn chick backstage with the BALLS to step up against us, that's gonna make it a Handicap Match. But you're "The Queen Of Wrestling". You should be able to handle the two of us, right?
They patiently await the arrival of Heather.
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Post by heat on Mar 4, 2008 15:24:18 GMT -5
Heather was none to pleased as she came out. She knew exactly what had happened, and opts to address things head on.
You know, you two have got nerve. Really. Shylo's not gonna be able to make the show? That's only because you two cowards went and locked her in a storage closet somewhere in the building. Of which there's like what, 50 of them? So it's going to take them all night to find her. Brilliant job on your part, Bianca. Get rid of one, so that the other one can be easy pickings. But you see ladies, there's something you two forgot to add into the equation. There IS another Diamond who's got the *ahem* BALLS to step to you skanks. Someone that Michelle is quite familiar with. But much rather then talk about her myself, I'll let her come out and do her OWN talking.[/font]
Heather sets the stage for the lady who'd be her partner in Shylo's absence.
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Post by chet on Mar 4, 2008 15:45:27 GMT -5
As soon a familiar theme song hits the stadiumRoach: That song?BuZZ: Well... Heather's victory has left the building ladies and gentlemenThat's right, it's the theme song of none other than the perennial jobber Kristin Hager!!! She has come to back up Heather, the fans can't believe it, Miss American Joshi is teaming with someone like Kristin Hager! However the fans give a huge ovation to Kristin, who goes there shaking their hands and waving at the fans, she gets in the ring and takes out her (self-made) Letterman Jacket, as she tries a Hogan/Andre staredown with Michelle, too bad Kristin is too short  Forgeting about the staredown, Kristin is given a micI know what you meanies did last season, and that includes whooping me like a ragdoll, thing you did twice Michelle! But you see besides the multiple times I got defeated last season, I still managed to get one victory and that was over you! hehe! I piledrive'd you straight to hell Miss!  Kristin pats herself in the back as she smiles while the fans cheer for herNow you Bianca Dinamo I don't know that much about you, they say you are the ice lady. I wonder why they gave you tht nickname, maybe it was because when you were a cheerleader back in the High School days you would put ice whenever one of the guys from the football team got hurt?
That's cool, Ice Ice Baby, I like Vanilla Ice too. And Bianca it's always ICE to see you ;DRoach: Ha ha ha, Kristin never loses her humourthe fans cheer, as Kristin keeps adressing Bianca and MichelleAnd well before we get it on against Frosty McCold and her sasquatch, let me thank you Heather Fierhart for trusting me and giving me this opportunity.
What I wonder is why a woman, with such a brilliant record would associate with me... But hey I don't complain, just that there are so many talented Diamonds elsewhere.. Like... Christina Dixon or Chloe Lockheart or Ashley Diamond or... Well all the other girls who don't do the "job" as frequently as I do
This is my one million dollar opportunity Heather and I am not gonna blow it up, I'll stay brave against Skank Squad. And show you and all the Shylophones...BuZZ: Shylophones?Roach: I guess that's how Kristin calls the Shylo fansBuZZ: That's utterly stupid! This jobber with a huge pile of nothing got the chance of her life and she's cracking lame jokes!!!The "Shylophones" cheer... That in 2008, it's not about who's next, but who's first to boost my less-than-spectacular record!Kristin finishes her words and gets in the turnbuckle as she taunts for the rabid fans who cheer her a lot. "kristin" chants start as Kristin smiles and waves at them waiting for an answer.
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Post by heat on Mar 4, 2008 16:08:09 GMT -5
Heather brings her Mic up to add...
Tonight, it's not about winning, OR losing. It's about sending a message to you two hos. And that message is that we will NOT by intimidated. You two had better pray we put your asses on the shelf. Because you better believe that when Shylo get's lose, she's gonna have an asskicking ready for the BOTH of you, just like me and Kristin here have ready for you tonight. So yuck it up, ladies. Fun time has only just begun.
Heather awaits the response of Bianca & Michelle.
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Post by bi on Mar 4, 2008 16:15:28 GMT -5
Bianca has a look of complete and total shock on her faces.
Y...you're joking, right? Tell me that this is some kind of gag. YOU...are teaming up...
She point at Kristin.
...with HER? AAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! This is brilliant. BLOODY brilliant. Here we have the best female wrestler on the planet, joining forces with the biggest inside joke in the industry. HAAAAAAAA!!! Oh...oh my. I don't think I can stop laughing. HAHAHAHA!!!!
She composes herself some and continues.
You've gotta be off ya' bloody ROCKER. This is two good to be true. Heather, you may as well have just came into the ring and laid down on the floor. You've just made my week bringing out this little gnat. And look at her? She's so CUTE. Just adorable. Bloody shame we're gonna have to wipe her face all over the ring alongside yours. Hager, I commend you for stepping up, but darling...you picked the wrong fight to do so in.
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Post by chet on Mar 4, 2008 16:21:14 GMT -5
Kristin frownsHager? My name is Kristin!  And besides you know the saying Bianca: "the last laugh is the best one" Well was it like that? Nevermind. Bianca you don't go around dissing me nor Heather. I might not have a good record, but I won't bail out of this match, I told Heather I would stay by her toe-to-toe, nail-with-nail. And I don't plan leaving, no matter if you two overhelm me in height, weight and..
Bitchismo!Kristin then  at Bianca and Michelle.
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Post by heat on Mar 4, 2008 16:37:34 GMT -5
Heather taps Kristin on the shoulder and says off mic...Good one. 
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Post by bi on Mar 4, 2008 16:46:49 GMT -5
Bianca smirks...
Cute. Very cute. It's almost going to be painful to watch as we crush your frail little body into a fine paste.
She pauses briefly.
*Eh heh* Just kidding. Kristin, I hope you're ready to live with the fact that you just committed career suicide tonight. Heather, I hope YOU'RE ready to live with the mistake of teaming up with this born LOSER. I'd love to stay and chat more, but the longer I share the ring with the jobber, the more her loserness rubs off on me. Michelle, let's go.
Bianca tosses the Mic towards a stagehand and starts out of the ring.
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Post by marx on Mar 4, 2008 16:48:52 GMT -5
Michelle gives them both a menacing gaze before she follows Bianca out of the ring.
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Post by heat on Mar 4, 2008 16:51:39 GMT -5
As Bianca and Michelle leave, Heather turns to Kristin and speaks to her her off Mic.
Don't even let them get to you. We've got this tonight. We both know their bites aren't half as big as their barks. And tonight, we're gonna bite 'em BOTH on the ass. Not...literally though...Kristin. That would be gross.
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Post by chet on Mar 4, 2008 16:57:21 GMT -5
Kristin answers focusedIt takes more than a stuck up bitch and her pet gorilla to freak Kristin Hager out. Those meanies can talk a big game, but they can't back it up without some filthy trick.
And of course I won't bite them in the ass, me not that dumb Not that dumb but not that correct gramatically  Kristin then slaps her headBy the way is Shylo still in the locker? Don't you think she'll start missing oxygen there?Kristin wonders for a second
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Post by heat on Mar 4, 2008 17:05:12 GMT -5
Naaaaaaaaah. She'll be fine. They've got security popining open all the doors until they find her. Problem is the more then likely won't before our match. And I'd hate to be the one that does find her. She's gonna be PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSED. C'mon. We need to go get ready for the match.
Heather sets her Mic down and takes her leave of the ring.
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Post by chet on Mar 4, 2008 17:08:35 GMT -5
Kristin smiles as she follows Heather happily
Yep, yep, let's go and do some squats... 1-2, 1-2, 1-2....
Kristin starts doing her own personal idea of squats as she follows Heather to the backstage
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Forgeting about the staredown, Kristin is given a mic
And besides you know the saying Bianca: "the last laugh is the best one" Well was it like that? Nevermind. Bianca you don't go around dissing me nor Heather. I might not have a good record, but I won't bail out of this match, I told Heather I would stay by her toe-to-toe, nail-with-nail. And I don't plan leaving, no matter if you two overhelm me in height, weight and..
at Bianca and Michelle.
Kristin then slaps her head