New Prey (O2A)

[blade07]

Downfall by Trust Company blares over the P.A. System as Daegon steps out onto the stage with the Pure Title around his waist. He makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring through the second rope.

Daegon made his way over to the other side of the ring and grabbed a mic.

Well it's a new year and many new people have arrived here in XWA so there is one reason I'm out here for and that is to find some new prey to take on.

As you know I have faced many people since I have been here in XWA but now I want to face someone new and has the guts to take me on.

So is there anyone at the back that has the guts to come down to the ring and accept?

Daegon lowered his mic waiting for someone to come out.

[chet]

As Pacman Fever hits the stadium, as the perennial underdog Chet Dixon appears there, he was sporting his Pacman t-shirt, as the videogame jobber aficionado made his way to the ring, doing his usual dance and Dixon Wiggle. He got into the ring, and was given a mic as he adressed the fans

Welcome to the XWA premiere! And now fans let me ask you, what would be a premiere without the man who headlines so many preliminary matches? What would a premiere be without the man who carries his "job" so proudly on his shoulders? Not a good premiere, even I can answer that!

Positive crowd reaction for Chet, like always

And well what a better start for me than facing and maybe winning agains the current XWA Pure Champ, Deacon Truesdale? I have the guts to answer the challenge. You said you wanted to face someone new? Well Mr. Truesdale I think I didn't jobbed... I mean faced you. So that's why since nobody here with better win/lose ratios than me is taking on you. I guess it's my golden chance to show everyone why they can put their money on me. Roach, how are odds?

Roach: Actually Chet they are 1.000.000 to 1

I see... Is that good?

BuZZ: No it's not you loser! Now shut up and face Daegon, we all know this won't last long, so maybe you should tell the fans not to blink, because they will miss your match

Oh come on BuZZ, I thought we were friends

BuZZ: Not even in my scariest nightmare you'd be my friend you loser!

Chet shrugs, as the crowd boos BuZZ, Chet then waits for Daegon's answer.

[blade07]

Well, well look who decided to come out to the ring it's none other then Chet Dixon fancy meeting you here, At least I'll have someone to take on.

This is going to be pretty interesting if you tell me I have seen a few of your matches and I've seen that you have barely won a few, So it's good that you excepted my match.

BuZZ: This should be a good match between the two.

Roach: I agree with you their BuZZ.

So Chet how about we just have an Ordinary Singles match? And let's see how well you do against me.

Daegon lowers his mic waiting for a response from Chet.

[chet]

Chet shrugs not really knowing what he should answer

Your choice really Deacon, in my "job" description it's written and specified, that Chet Dixon can do his "job" in any match possible. So choose or lose the chance to fight me, but since I see you wish to have a match with me, like kids wish for Santa to leave them presents. Even if they have been naughty or nice.

But while you think Deacon, let me bust a song here, written on my mind after listening to the latest Amy Winehouse album. Take a step back Deacon, it's time to bring the house down!

Chet clears his throat as the instrumental cover of Rehab by Amy Winehouse hits the stadium, Chet then brings the mic to his mouth and starts singing.


I've tried to get pushed to the main event but they said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been squashed but when I again get jobbed you'll know know know
They ain't got the time to push me and my pay stays fine
I've tried to get a title shot but instead I will job job job

Complain will get me no pay
And with no pay, comics and videogames, no way
Cause there's nothing
nothing Gallas and Blackheart will do
For guessing my lack of push you don't need to be a Scooby Doo

I didn't got any clue in how to win some match
But I know victories don't come with button mash

I've tried to get pushed to the main event but they said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been squashed but when I again get jobbed you'll know know know
They ain't got the time to push me and my pay stays fine
I've tried to get a title shot but instead I will job job job

MY opponent said 'why do you think you are here'
I said 'I am gonna get pushed
I'm gonna, I'm gonna win my match
Left a tape recording in my home, so when I arrive my victory is the first to watch'
He just said 'I just think you're wrong
you are just gonna job all year long'

I've tried to get pushed to the main event but they said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been squashed but when I again get jobbed you'll know know know

I don't ever wanna job again
I just ooh I just need a win
The first one in forty weeks
have everyone think I am no longer a meek

It's not because I need it
It's just that all this fans will dig it

I've tried to get pushed to the main event but they said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been squashed but when I again get jobbed you'll know know know
They ain't got the time to push me and my pay stays fine
I've tried to get a title shot but instead I will job job job

the song fades to the end as the crowd cheers a lot, if there's one thing that Chet did well besides doing the "job" was singing, Chet is all smiles and blows kisses to the crowd. He then turns to Daegon as he waits for a reply

wow, just after a succesful gig like this all I need is a match, so Deagon you accept?

[blade07]

Daegon just stood their listening to Chet sing his song, He hated listening to people sing in front of him.

So any match you say? How about we have an Extreme Rules Match, I think that match will be good for the both of us.

Daegon accepted Chet's offer.

Well I hope you are ready so I can kick your ass in this very ring and to watch you make a fool of your self.

Daegon stood their waiting for an answer from Chet.

[chet]

Chet then takes a look at Daegon, he didn't liked his singing! How could that be? If one of Chet's qualities besides jobbing was singing!

Extreme rules?! Are you sure Deacon, it seems that you have forgotten that you are speaking right here, right now to the most hardcore'z man known in the industry of wrestling worldwide. None other than former TNB Hardcore Champion, Chet Dixon! Besides I had the honour to team up with a man who ate, drank and slept hardcore... "Screamin" Norman Smiley!

the crowd cheers that was one of Chet's golden eras

Wow Deacon you just don't know where you are stepping by, you are the Goomba and I am Super Mario, tonight you are in my field and the pure champion will receive a pure ass kicking.

And just to give you a idea of how hardcore I am... Yesterday I drank milk that was two days past expiration! Now that's HARDCORE'Z!!!

Chet does his hardcore wiggle as the fans cheer, he then waits for Daegon's answer.

[blade07]

Yes, I'm pretty sure I want an Extreme Rules Match, it doesn't matter if your known as the most hardcore man in the industry, when it comes to the match I will pin you 1..2..3.

Daegon looked at the crowd with them cheering.

Anyway your on I'll see you this week, be prepared.

Daegon dropped his mic and exited the ring making his way up the ramp and pointed at Chet before going to the back.