Fightin' mad...(o2a)

[vikram]

For the second time in the show, Vikram storms out from backstage. This time, he was even more pissed then before. The PA announcer and ref knew to clear the hell out before he even got down the walkway. Vikram rolls into the ring and snatches up the left behind mic.

Roach: Wow!!! He looks incensed!!!

Buzz: Something's got him in a foul mood alright. Not saying he's ever been the most jubilant person in the world to begin with.

Earlier tonight, I came out here to cash in on the bounty put on that bloody silva' hair ponce, Genesis. But then some scrawny ass twat decided he wanted to play badass, and is chasin' afta' Primo like a bleedin' queer. "Pay me! Pay me!" Lookin' fa' a free payday instead of gettin' in the ring and knucklin' up. FUCK 'EM! An' 'is lil' bitch too. So I'm left with no one to put in traction. I'm callin' out any ponce backstage that's gut the stones ta' get in the ring wit' me and get there SKULL SPLIT OPEN!!! FAIRIES NEED NOT APPLY!!![/font]

Vikram paces the ring with fury as he awaits a victim.

[chet]

And Pacman Fever hits again, this time Chet appears in full wrestling gear and with no Kristin by his side

Well Vikram, what where you cacklin' about before Primodonna took my attention? Oh yeah, you were talking about squashing me and calling me stupid.

A guy who can't articulate a damn word rightly calls me stupid, isn't that blissfully laughable fans? ;D

the fans laugh as Chet does his Dixon Wiggle to please them

And Aladdin Genie, since you will get no bounty today and you said those bad words about me, how about this

Chet comes closer to Vikram and points at him

You and me tonight in a... Rock 'em Sock' em Robots match!

Oh sorry, I confused myself, I mean you are this bald and this built than everyone would confuse you for one of those robots, what I was trying to say, is that you and me in a match tonight, and since 2008 looks promising for the Dixons, you are gonna get "jobbed" tonight Vikram, you'll be a new name added to the small list of people who have failed to beat us....

or maybe a new name to the huge list of people who have beat us... Now let me think...

Chet however gets interrupted

[vikram]

Vikram brings up his mic and speaks.

I'm lookin' fa' a real fight, against a REAL fighter. So please...


Fuck off.


Let's get me a REAL challenger out here. Someone who's got that scrotum to answer a challenge and not tuck his dick between his legs like a piffer.

[chet]

Chet wasn't really expecting that answer

Coward! Fight and shut up you Square headed Action Man. Now that I made a long way back to fight you here you are decking me off? Come on, fight with me, baldie I know you are wishing it.