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Post by punjabiheat on Feb 26, 2008 9:00:37 GMT -5
Mike: Welcome back Wrestling fans, your joing us in this packed out arena.
Buzz: You sure are folks, and if you think the shows over, boy howdy your wrong. We still got....
The arena goes dark, then a loud bell is heard...DONG...
Buzz: What the hel....
The bell goes off again....DONG.....a huge lightning bolt thunders down from the rafters on to the entrance stage.....(BANG). The Lights then turn on and Renagades theme begins to play (Keep rolling by limp bizkit).
Renagade walks out to loud cheers, he poses on the entrance stage for about 30 seconds, to which the fans cheer louder. Renagade then points to where the wrestlers come out from, and out (slowly, and menicingly) comes King. When King comes out the fans cheer even louder (to which Renagade seems slightly dissapointed, but not for long).
Both men make their way down to the ring. Renagade is hi 5ing fans on his way to the ring, while King just walks slowly (like the undertaker).
When both men are in the ring, they look at each other, then raise their hands in the air (like kane) and bring them down (when they bring them down fireworks erupt from the rafters and fire comes out of the ring posts.
Renagade gets a mic from one of the ring side people. He is about to bring the mic to his face but stops and smiles. King is still standing still with no expression on his face.
YO (the crowd goes nuts and cheers like crazy). (Renagade smiles) God it feels good to be back (crowd cheer loudly again). As you fans may remember, the last time you saw King and I last he whooped my ass in a legends brawl match. Well since then, me and King have been a talking.....btw in case your wondering yes King does talk (the crowd laugh as does the announcers)....well we've been talking about the old times. Im sure you fans remember the old times, in case you dont, me and King started out in wrestling as a tag team. We brought Death Destruction and Torture (DDT) to the ranks of the tag team division. Now after a long time me and King are seeing eye to eye and have decided to bring back Death Destruction and Torture to the XWA. (King nods). So lets begin this reunion tonight. Im issuing an open challenge to any sons of a bitches back stage that think they can face DDT. It can be any team, hell you two chumps in the announcing booth can face us. So Im gonna let my buddy King summarise for you all (Renagade puts the mic up to Kings face)
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King
XWA Superstar
The Ride Of Your Life
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Post by King on Feb 26, 2008 9:46:16 GMT -5
King gives Mike a cold stares which scares Mike, and duck under the table.
Buzz: What the hell? Stop being a coward.
Mike gets back up from under the table.
Mike: Well that cold stare that King gives you just gets me the shiver.
Buzz looks at Mike: You are pathetic you know that.
King then begins to speak on the mic that Renegade is holding
Darkness will fall upon the unfortunate souls that wishes to step into the ring with us, darkness will fall upon whoever accept this challenge, and there will be Death, Destruction and Torture on their soul
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Post by prank on Feb 26, 2008 14:16:03 GMT -5
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! the evil laugh of a clown hits across the stadium, it even freezes the announcers as a cheerful music hits across the ringRoach: Oh noBuZZ: Not her!Unfortunately, it was what they were thinking. Prank the psycho clown made her official return in XWA, this time she was going to recruit this two freaks as her sidekicks. Prank made her way into the ring with her bag of tricksWelly-well-well kids here is what we have an example of what you sho-sho-sho-sho-shooooooooouldn't do at home. Being a nasty-lly freaky reaky freak like this two are! But as I always say kids I am giving everyone a new chance, to be my sidekicks and get in the good path for all your jooooooooy!!!Prank then focuses her stare on Renegade as the fans boo this psycho clownWhat- HAHAHA you! Flabberstaggin' chunk of sadness! You stole my facepaint! That's why tonight I am so unable to bring the kids a lil' smile in their lives!!!! This makes me angry! Kids thieffery is something you must fight with all your strength and as the saying goes. Desperate times call desperate messu-googa-boogaly-res!!! And I know who helped you doing that! Oh yessssssss I know!!!Prank points at KingThis Tik-Tak-Toe-Tiki guy helped you doing so! Don't lie to me! Dooooooooooooooon't do it!!!! You stole it! And now you will pay that to me!!!! As my new and loyalest sidekick appears!!! All kids will cheer our triumph over you! Facepaint stealing meany-mooes!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!Prank keeps hitting her head and looking crazy as she waits for her sidekick to appear |
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Post by darko on Feb 26, 2008 16:41:57 GMT -5
The arena suddenly goes entirely black for a split second, revealing Darko hugging the leg of his beloved mistress as the lights go back on. Giving the camera a "What the hell am I doing here?" look, he jumps up from his position, and tries to control his laughter. "HAHAHAHELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO...."he begins, rather curiously as he gives his two competitors a little stare down. "Smile my dear, who exactly are these people?" He asks in a traditional English accent, giving them a curious look. "I mean, look at them honey, they look rather...amibiti--haha-ous, and, well...wanting for that matter...don't tell me...you have SEDUCED THEM?!" Darko pushes himself away from Prank, with a look of disgust on his face. "HOW COULD YOU SMILE?! I THOUGH-HAHAHAHA-T YOU LOVED ME!"
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Post by punjabiheat on Feb 27, 2008 9:20:21 GMT -5
Renagade inturupts Darko. He looks at King and smiles.
Renagade: I asked for a tag team, not a pair of clowns. I wanted a wrestling match....not a pie fight. 1st off I gotta say, you three men are the most messed up individuals I have ever seen! (King signals for Renagade to come over to him. He whispers something in Renagades ear). ONE OF THEMS A WOMEN!!!!!!Which one? (King makes a gesture which lets the crowd know he dosnt know which one is the women...the crowd are cheering and laughing at the same time).
Renagade: Well anyway, gender aside, you want a match you got it (Renagade points at Prank, King calls Renagade to him again and whispers in his ear) YOU THINK SHES THE WOMEN!!! (Renagade puts the mic away from his face for a bit and talks with King. The crowd cant hear them but both men seem to be arguing rather comically, the crowd is cheering all the way through this. Renagade put the mic back up to his face, he is still talking to King) Ok man, I see where your coming from but they still look like balls to me, and I'm pretty sure I can see a mustache from here....but anyway were here for a tag team match, so either get your freaky asses in the ring, or get the hell out of our arena chuckles.....
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Post by darko on Feb 27, 2008 9:48:09 GMT -5
"Excuse me sir," Darko replies, limping towards him with a curious eye, "What exactly is a 'clown?" He rubs his non-existent beard as he ponders the thought before continuing, "I honestly don't see anyone in this ring that closely resembles these 'clowns' that you speak of..." He then jerks his head towards Renegade's direction and jumps. "OMIGOSH! YOU'RE A CLOWN, AREN'T YOU!? It only makes sense! LOOK AT YOUR FACE PAINT. It's, it's, it's, it's....SCARY, HAS FUNNY COLORS, HIDES YOUR IDENTITY, AND OH GEE, IT'S THE COLORS OF OUR HIDEOUS COUNTRY!" Darko then runs off, bumps into King, and falls on his butt, wide eyed, "AND THERE'S GIRAFFES TOO, WHAT THE HEEEECK!" He stumbles back onto his feet, hides behind Prank, sucking his thumb. "Smile, save me. Darko can't stand American clowns and fang-y giraffes, they scare him."
The children in the arena begin to laugh, and Darko quickly begins to feel uncomfortable, "SHUT UP!" He screams, his voice cracking. The children's laughter continues to get louder, much to the dismay of Darko. Jolting back up, adjusts his hat accordingly, and gives the children in the front row a face for radio. In a deep, dark voice, he continues, "When Darko tells you to 'shut up' you best LISTEN to him, my pretty, pretty children, for if you don't I'll...I'll....I'll....I'LL EAT YOUR MOM!" The children in the arena go silent, "Please do enjoy your pop-hahahaha-corn." Darko then turns himself back around and sees the pair of giants in the ring again, and immediately falls back on his butt. "SMILE? WHERE ARE WE?" The children begin to laugh again, and Darko begins to throw a tantrum on the ring floor, acting like he's crying.
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Post by prank on Feb 27, 2008 14:12:22 GMT -5
Prank then switches back to his Sociopath Ingrid Personality
What the hell you said? You fuckin idiot? Look me in the eyes you son of a bitch, I don't know from what freakin' Gay Pride Parade you escaped from, but I am not gonna stand a pussy wearing a freaking tiger mask and an idiot who has more face paint than Sitting Bull insult me. If I had here my switchblade I'd paint both your faces with your guts you jerks!!!
Ingrid then starts hitting herself in the head as she reverts back to the Prank personality
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOhhhh!!! Look what you did you twiggle-twiggly villains! You made Ingrid angry! Ingrid hates you all! Specially kids! But I am not her, I am Prank, Prank is made from sugar, spice and kid's smile! My sidekick Darko-Jarko here also thinks you are eeevil, you stole my facepaint you flabberstaggers and now, now, now, nowity!!!! Darkoooo! Smile orders you to help her making an exitty-example of this two villains here and show all kids what our fabolous showwwwwww!!!! Is all about!!!
Prank laughs maniacally as she waits for an answer, the kids are disturbed and the crowd boos a lot, this scene was truly disturbing
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Post by darko on Feb 27, 2008 14:20:09 GMT -5
As if possessed, Darko immediately stands straight up, and gives a salute to his beloved Smile. "Yes ma'am!" Turning around, Darko then gives his two competitors a sly smile. "Darko shall please his love by making an ex-haha-ample out of both of youssss~"
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Post by punjabiheat on Feb 28, 2008 15:44:15 GMT -5
Renagade looks over to the crowd and gives them a reasuring look. He then looks over to King, both men nod at each other. Renagade put the mic to his face.
Renagade: You wanna make an example outta me? Well if you got balls...which I think Pranko has...we can have a no dq tag team match. If you havent...which Im guessing Darko dosent have...He can face me in a singles match, with King in my corner and chuckles in your corner. Either way you two are getting fucked up... so what do you two ass clowns say?
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Post by prank on Feb 28, 2008 19:21:58 GMT -5
Prank starts jumping and giggling around Renegade and King
No! No! No! No! Kids don't have to watch matches! They are dangerous! Matches can burn anything! Curtains, plush dolls, people, wood, among other nice and sweet things. Kids don't wanna get their Teddy Bears burnt by a match! No-giggly-diggly-no matches for kids neither for you two my sidekicks, we must give a good example-dample. We need the assistence of an adult to set up any fire! No matter how small it is. Always ask your daddy dear or your mommy dear or even your grandma, grandpa and your uncle with a glasseye. Ask them for assistence whenever you wanna use matches. Am I right Darko? Of course I am, Smile is always right-tilly-tilly-ty
Ingrid again takes over
Match you said? You are two damn cowards, you have no guts to take me in a Street Fight, that's why you wanna make it sassy by bringing a referee that will save both your asses of getting slaughtered... Pfft. Bring your sassy stuff, I know you two had no damn balls, look the way you dress, you try to act rough and scary when in reality the only two who look way more ridicoulous than Darko and me are you. Look at this Darko, the jerkass with face paint, whassa problem dude? couldn't afford a possum mask like your friend here? But I don't give a damn, you want a match? Right, then let's have the closest thing to a street fight, me and Darko against you two clowns in a Extreme Rules match. What do you say about it Darko? It's Smile's choice
Ingrid smiles as she stares with scorn at King and Renegade
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Post by darko on Feb 28, 2008 19:31:13 GMT -5
Darko nods accordingly, not saying a word. He began to jump excitedly, this would be the first time he and his love would fight together. "Darko ha-hahahaha-ppy," he thought to himself as his creepy smile edged it's way on his face once again.
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Post by punjabiheat on Feb 28, 2008 19:59:52 GMT -5
Renegade: Alright you’re on Pranky and Darky and Extreme Rule match against the DDT. (Renegade points at Prank) And I won't be held responsible for what I’m going to do to you.
The arena went dark again, then four lighting hits on the four turnbuckle. At the same moment a gong sounded and the lights came back up and Renegade and King are nowhere to be seen.
Mike: Man that is just creepy
Buzz: Oh great now we have a freak show match
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