Cashing in

[vikram]

As the show comes in from a previous segment, sounds of Slayer's "Here Comes The Pain" blares in the Arena...

Roach: Oh man. I hate hearing that music.

Buzz: Yea, because of who usually accompanies it.

The unmistakably vile man from England, Vikram. Looking even more feral then even, he storms down to the ring and bounds up over the ropes. The PA announcer and ref head for the hills as he chases them out. The PA announcer in the process drops his mic, of which Vikram picks up. His intentions would become clear as day.

PRIMO!!! I'm CASHING IN THAT BOUNTY!!! GENESIS!!! YOUR ARSE IS MINES!!! When I'm done with ya', their not even gonna be able to recognize ya' bloody DENTAL RECORDS!!! This isn't a challenge. IT'SA WARNING!!! If ya' any bit tha' man ya THINK you are, Bring ya' ass down ta' this ring and save me the trouble. Otherwise, I'M COMING BACK THERE DRAG YA' CARCASS OUT HERE ME'SELF!!!

Vikram looks down to the stage, waiting intently for the response of his target.

[chet]

Pacman Fever hits the ring, as Chet and Kristin pop out with a mic on their hand as they take a look at this chump

Hold back Aladdin Genie.

Yes hold back

It seems that you weren't paying too much attention to what happened just before Aladdin rubbed your lamp

footage is shown of what just happened

And as we know Kristin, it wasn't said in Aladdin but I guess Genies can't make time go back again, so sorry Genie, you'll be bountyless, but hey since you have awesomely magical powers you can make yourself rich, too bad you'll still have a tiny lamp to live in. And judging how pissed off you are and how bad your teeth look you don't either have too much room for cleaning your teeth don't ya

Ugh yeah your teeth look awful. If I was your owner I'd wish you to clean your teeth.

But hey since we took Genesis out first, the bounty is for us, sorry to burst your bubble Genie but you can't always have what you wish Na na na na na!

Chet does a trademarked Dixon Wiggle as a way of celebrating

[vikram]

Vikram points to Kristin 1st.

You? BLOW ME, ya twit.

Then to Chet.

And YOU? You've gotta be bloody joking. No, you've gotta be bloody STUPID. Do you think that lil' stunt you pulled earlier was funny, eh? You took him out? Ya' BLOODY MENTAL!!! I'll tell ya' what, sunshine. Either ya' run ya' pikey arse back there, and go get me that bloody ponce, or I make an example of YOUR ARSE in his place. Just ta' give 'em a taste of what REAL hell is.

[chet]

Kristin then started laughing at Vikram

Blow you? How? You aren't a whistle. Unless what's between the legs has become the size of a whistle by not using it.

Chet and Kristin laugh

Look Kristin it seems that Mr. Clean got angry. The Big Goof is gonna kill me! ME VIKRAM ME VICIOUS BALD GENIE ME NOT LIKE TOOTHPASTE

Chet proceeds by mocking Vikram

You can insult and insult all you want Donkey Kong, but the cash is in our hands! And no matter how many barrels you throw at me. Because me like Super Mario is gonna flip them over and shove them right where the sun doesn't shine!

Crowd cheers for Chet as they start a "Let's go Chet" CLAP CLAP CLAP "Let's got Chet" chant

Chet I think I have seen this guy elsewhere

And where did you saw him Kristin?

In the backstage with a eyebrow comb

Uh then well boy you did a lousy job, because those eyebrows look straight from a manga character, trust me, but nobody can confuse you with one, despite you look so awful, Manga characters have their teeth clean and lean

Isn't that because they are on black & white?

Nah! And look Vikram you better start throwing a tantrum but the cash is staying in my pocket, and now I'd say "Bite me" but no thanks I don't want to die from Gangrene

Oh yeah right in the kisser Vikram, cash is staying with us! You get 0, you won't be able to buy a new wig, but I saw at the arena some nice carpet that almost looked like human hair

You see lots of things

That's because I am very observative Chet

Chet and Kristin high-five as they want to leave the gay sauna boy alone.

[primo]

Now now now, let's settle down, "children".

Primo steps out from backstage...

It seems We have ourselves a slight miscommunication here. Allow me to explain in detail.

Primo makes his way closer to the ring.

This can't be good. Looks like funtime might be over for Chet and Kristin...

I don't think I made it clear as to what the details of the bounty, of which I'm now raising to $500,000, entailed. It's to be paid to the man, or men, who take out Lionheart and Genesis. To the point where they are UNABLE to wrestle. To function as members of society. Incapacitated. Done. Finished. Or better still, to make it even clearer. I'll simplify it even more. In a manner of which both men should be familiar with.

Primo gives a sickening grin.

$500,000 goes to the man who makes them BLEED, and brings me proof of their blood. And no, not the cheep, childish crap pulled earlier. You see, I don't quite think my point is being taken seriously. And I don't like having to repeat myself. So to you Chet. You get NOTHING but the fact that you remain a blithering ignoramus. And your little poodle, too. To Vikram, well. If you can coax the coward out into a match, and make him taste his own blood, you'll be a half a million dollars richer. But at this point, I think you'd much rather teach the idiot here a lesson instead, yes?

He grins evilly as he awaits a response.

[vikram]

Vikram shows a rare grin at Primo's words before answering.

You bet yer' ARSE, Sunshine.

He then focuses back in on Chet.

Dixon, ya' just landed ya'self a world of pain. I'm gonna hurt you. I'm gonna hurt you so bad ya' SISTAS' are gonna wake up wit' headaches. Ya' dead, Sunshine. DEAD.

[bgp]

Suddenly, the 'Silver Haired Warrior' himself appears on the XWA-tron. Seeing as how he was the main cause for all of this 'confusion'. Maybe good ol' Genny should shed some light on the situation ?

Ooofa !

You three.... fighting over little old me ??

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BWAHAHAHAHA !

Crowd starts to laugh along with Gen. As Genesis changes his voice to that of a helpless little girl

Ohhhh noez ! Please.... I beg of you... don't fight over me boys. I'm not a PRIZE to be won !?

After the little comic relief. Genesis regains his composure and starts to settle down a bit. Doing a small 'Lance Storm' impression.

Now... if I can serious for a moment... just long enough so that Mr. Primo doesn't throw a tantrum.

Lemme see here.... we have my good buddies Chet & Kristin down there. And... we have a guy with some SERIOUS anger issues.

I mean... I'm standing backstage here... I can barely understand a word he is saying. Hell ! I feel like I'm watching the Iron Sheik's Hall of Fame speech all over again and its giving me a freakin' headache !

So... Vikram ! You wanna cash in and try to 'tear me apart' tonight ? Well, as much as I would love to just walk down that aisle and give you that pleasure. I'm not, because it seems like my buddy Chet has everything covered for me.

So Chet... looks like at least for tonight. He's all yours pal .

Oh... Primo ! HaHa... don't think I'm forgetting about you, buddy boy.
Your out here huffing and puffing over the 'childish crap'. Really makes me wonder if you even have a sense of humor ?

Thank god I'm blessed with a sunny disposition.

So Primo... 'humor' me if you will. I think I know exactly why you have the bounty over mine & Lionheart's heads. And also, why you have your little 'band of thieves' waiting in the wings to take me out.

Its simply because you YOURSELF... failed to get the job done, right !?

Pretty pathetic don't you think ? I mean, a guy whom last year went on a terror. Dominating the King of Crimson division. Took out man after man. Even busting me open a time or two.

However... despite all of that... you STILL couldn't kill me ? You failed to take me out.

Tsk...Tsk....Tsk... Primo. I am very... VERY... disappointed in you kido.

What are my plans for this evening ? Well, for right now... looking at my watch... not a damn thing as of yet !

And to think... I came here looking for some action. Looks like the only action I'm going to get tonight is from the local strip club down the street ;D.

Oh... one more thing Primo. Just a small piece of advice, kimosabe !

If you even think about getting into my business again. I have a couple of other friends that would love to meet your acquantence !

Genesis quickly takes out his two, red n' black, barb-wire covered, baseball bats !

Say hello to my 'little friends' Primo... I like to call them "Pain & Retribution". You'll meet them 'face to face' soon enough !

Genesis seems to not be taking Primo's threats seriously at all. Almost making fun of the entire situation. The fans question whether or not Genesis should be taking him more seriously ?

[primo]

Primo merely smirks before answering.

How grand it must be to have such a selective memory, and be as dumb as a stump. *sigh* If only I could comprehend being such a monumental failure.

He chuckles a bit as the crowd continues to let him have it. He continues.

As memory serves me, since you choose to forget some very key points, your last night in XWA, I left both you and Lionheart bloody, broken, and beaten. And in your shame, you tucked tail, and took your pathetic carcass up north. Or did it have something to do with that other guy leaving? What does it matter really. The fact of the matter is, much rather then be the so called "man" you think you are, you ran. That's about all to it.

Primo's words were course and piercing, as usual.

I know, I know. It's harsh having to face the grim reality that you failed to "make the impact" you set out to make. And to think you started out so strong? But you made a mistake that altered your career. You made an enemy out of me. And I in turn...made an example of you. My reason for putting a bounty on your head? Simple. I frankly don't see you as a threat worth soiling my fists with your blood anymore. You lost that luster when you ran from me.

And no matter how you try to spin it to save face, that's what you did. Ran.

And now here you are again. Back to give it another go. Toting baseball bats and trying to look like the badass we both know you're not. You're bark was worse then your bite back then, and right now, even your bark isn't worth anything. Whoever it is that claims the bounty, if by any chance you even muster the fortitude to even beat them, I MIGHT give you the honor to grace the ring with me again. Maybe.

[bgp]

A sly grin comes across Gen's face.. Primo must've hit a nerve with him.

Well, I believe I addressed one of those issues earlier in the evening Primo my boy. Yeah, big deal. You sliced and diced me open before. Fact is, I'm still alive & kicking. As I just said about five minutes ago. You didn't get the job done.

However, yes, I am back... and I have no plans on 'running' anytime soon. As far as that goes. Since you had to bring it up. While I won't stand here and make excuses for myself. Fact is this. I left XWA back in mid-August due to several reasons. Whether or not one of those reasons is because of the 'other guy'. Well, I guess the world will never know for sure.

But... I'm not going to dwell on my past run. Thats over and done with. Water under the bridge as far as I am concerned. I'm focusing on what I need to do in 2008, not what I did in 2007.

And whomever the next lucky customer is that has the misfortunes of fighting me in that very ring tonight. All I gotta say is good luck, cause your going to need it.

The crowd erupts into a brief cheer.

...Book Closed...
...End of Story....

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DEAL WITH IT !

The video feed is cut off. The 'jokes' and 'mind games' seem to be over... for now. But who will have the last 'laugh'. Genesis ?? or Primo ??

[primo]

Primo simply nods convincingly. Since his issue was firmly addressed now, he looks to Vikram, Chet and Kristin in the ring.

I guess I'll leave you all to get better acquainted. Vikram. Have fun.

With a cruel smirk, Primo lays his Mic on the ground and leaves Vikram to settle his issue on his own accord.

[chet]

Piercing words? My ass.. Chet however follows Primo

Hey there you cheating jockstrap wearing dork, save the big words for your next world speech and pay me right here right now.

Yeah pay us, we aren't wrestling anyone tonight till we get paid

I am not gonna let a dork with a stupid name to swindle me tonight, come on Roman Crowd Crippler pay me!!! If you don't pay me I'll follow you wherever you go, I'll be your shadow, I am not up to get hosed the first season. Come on you liar we took down Gen, pay us! Baldie didn't do anything at all. Pay me! Pay me! Pay me!

Chet and Kristin keep following Primo

[vikram]

Vikram manages to catch up, and effectively cuts Chet and Kristin off from Primo. He gets right up in the face of Chet.

Listen up ya' lil' prick. The man said ya' NOT gettin' the cash because ya' bare;y even put a scratch on the wanka. So how about ya' stop tryin' ta get free money and EARN ya' pay in the ring, ya' twit. You and me. TONIGHT. Cuz I DON'T much like bein' interrupted, and ya' bloody well succeeded in PISSIN' ME OFF. ENOUGH of this stupidness. Do ya' have a sack between ya' legs? Or a twat like ya' dumb bird ova' there. Put up...or SHUT UP!!![/font]

[chet]

Cut Chet? Hah! Viagraman seemt to forget that Chet was pretty much his height.

Yeah stay in front of me like this

Chet sees himself reflected in Vikram's bald head and decides to tidy his hair.

Don't you have a better job than stalking me? Even Genesis himself said it, I took him out, sorry to burst your little bubble Yul Briner, but know I have something better, I want Il Jockstrapo to pay my well-deserved money.

Yeah! If he doesn't pay I am gonna shove his "Pisa Tower" into his "Colloseum" I am not up for a Napoleon wannabe to swindle me my money!

That's right Kristin, Viagraman stay away, this bounty is cashed by yours truly, you can always take Lion-O. I took out Gen, and now this Figlio de la gran putanna doesn't wanna pay

Yeah! And we beat Gen, he threw himself off the ramp scared of the pain that was comming to him, so he's injured for now, and we aren't gonna do what Primo says, I don't want to bring blood samples I am not a nurse.

Right again Kristin, sorry cueball but you just lost your money, and now kiss my ass while it leaves, kissy kissy kissy

Chet and Kristin resume into chasing Primo

[primo]

Primo had just about enough of the sophomoric antics of Dixon and Hager. He turns back and stand stands beside Vikram.

You both really must be the dumbest people alive. You did NOTHING to Genesis, and there for, you GET nothing from me. But I'm feeling generous tonight. So here's what I'll do. If Mr. Dixon here can beat Vikram tonight, I'll pay him $100,000 cash. IF he can beat him. And if not, well...you just get the whatever prize there is to get of being beaten bloody by Vikram.

[vikram]

Vikram grins at the prospect.

Unless of course ya' to chicken shit ta' fight me. I can understand that since you'd rather chase after a man ta' get free money like a lil' WHORE then pony up and fight for it. You should be ashamed the fact that ya' bloody sistas have bigga' NUTS then you do, sunshine.