I accept.. (The Return of Genesis_o2 invite)

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Shortly after XWA Takedown comes on the air. Genesis walks down the aisle from behind the stage curtains. Completely unannounced, no music, or anything. The fans just become in shock. Rumors have swirled all over New York about his return. Alot of people just took it as just that, rumors. Not thinking twice that the unthinkable would come to fruition. It appeared Genesis was back in XWA.

With all new look about him. Sporting a new silver hair due and red/black attire. Genesis enters the ring to a stunned crowd. Pulling a microphone from his trench coat. He raises it up to his lips and begins to speak.

Honey ! I'm HOME !

Genesis yells out to the crowd. Then extending his arms in a cross-like motion. The fans don't really know how to react. Should they cheer or boo the guy ?

Did ya miss me while I was away ? I sure as hell missed you guys.... I reallly.....REALLY did !

Its been such a long time since I've been back in New York. I can say that alot has changed within' the XWA since my absence. Yet, the city of New York is still the same for the most part.

I mean, the Yankee's are still OVERRATED !

The Giants..

Before Genesis could get a word out. The crowd bursts out into cheers for there Super Bowl Champions.

Yeah..Yeah. There the champions, I know. They got LUCKY is all I gotta say. Sad thing is, you'll never see those guys with another championship for another hundred years !

Crowd is starts to boo immeadiatly at that remark.

And of course, the Knicks still suck !

Above all, not really a whole lot has changed around here. Except for me and my new look.

Crowd gives off a mixed reaction.

This 'Silver-Haired Warrior' has grown his hair out, dyed it, and most importantly. Is back in RED N' BLAAAAACK !

Crowd reacts with another mixed reaction. Though with a few more cheers then boo's.

And in these past, oh, 7-8 months that I've been away. I've grown to be alot more cocky, arrogant, laid back, and most importantly, alot more MEANER !

Now, with all the smart remarks aside. I did come out here for a reason. And that is to address YOU....Primo !

Yeah... thats right. I heard you calling out one XWA superstar after another to form your little band of butt nuggets.

While that, I must admit. Was an 'impressive' group of guys... fact is, I'm not in the least bit SCARED !

Now, if that didn't make me laugh. The bounty you put over my head & Lion-O's head made me laugh even more. I mean, only $100,000 each !?

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WOW ! I'm impressed dude.... your only charging what I consider to be 'grocery money' to take me out ? I make about 10x that on my regular salary. Thats really not that match when you think about it.

But... since it is your challenge. I can't speak for my good buddy Lionheart. But, on my end. I accept !

Crowd erupts into a feeding frenzy.

However... there is just one little... itty... bitty... problem.

I have a feeling... this gut feeling of mine... that the bounty won't be collected by one of your guys.

As I stand here... I just feel like... I'm being watched by someone... or.... something ??

As this is said. The lights suddenly go out of the arena. The crowd reacts, not knowing what the hell is going on. Genesis utters one last word.

O...shit !

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*permission*

KABOONG!

a rubber chicken impacts on Genesis' head knocking him off his chair, Gen starts "screaming" for mercy as a tall figure wearing a luchador mask and another short figure wearing a kitty mask appear there, they take out their masks to reveal none other than Chet Dixon and Kristin Hager!!!! They carry with them a shopping bag filled with "hardcore" items

Genesis! We are finally here to make you pay all what you did to me and Kristin! First and foremost, Kristin bring the chocolate!

Yes sir! I mean Chet

Kristin handles Chet a bottle that reads chocolate, but Chet can't remove the tap

Come on! I am not jobbing to a stupid chocolate milk bottle! Ah screw it

Chet strikes Gen's body with the bottle a few times, then Kristin joins in with a toy hammer

That's real tough Chet, but me now! Take this you idiot! This is for the coffee!

Kristin whacks Gen "mercilessly" as Chet grabs Gen's body that is bleeding misteriously, Kristin then takes out what it looks like a baseball bat and hits Gen with it, the baseball bat bends oddly, but the fans take a closer look and realize it's a foam bat, Gen is laughing instead of screaming of pain...

As cruel as this beating is, it isn't enough Kristin, he must pay for all what he did to us, handle me the golf ball retreiver!

Kristin does so, but Chet having the weapon in his hands, and knowing how much of a showman he is, does a Star Wars Kid impression instead of beating Gen, the crowd laughs at that and Chet throws away the weapon angry

Allright that was just a preview of what's to come!

Chet takes out a Darth Vader mask and a cheap plastic laser sable, Chet puts on the mask as he proceeds to beat Gen with it, Chet then immitating the voice of Darth Vader poses for the fans

Gen I am your father and like your father I'll whip you for your evil actions

Nothing humiliates more than a nerdy beating

Chet then takes out two maracas and proceeds to crack them into Gen's skull while dancing

I am Cuban Pete *smash* the king of the maraca beat *smash* When I use the maracas I go chiquichiboom chiquichiboomboom *smash, smash*

However those cheap maracas break very soon as a frustrated Chet takes out a box that reads "Christina's stuff" he then takes out of it a... a...

Kristin what in green jelly's name is this?

No idea but who cares use it to beat Gen

Chet cracks this unknown item onto Gen's skull, Gen then is bleeding but is evident he bladed Chet then takes out a toaster and puts Gen's hand into it

Now all we gotta do is finding am electric socket so Gen can smell what's cooking!

I think there are no electric sockets here

Kristin... We are in the stage of a wrestling event, there are like 700 lights illuminating us! There must be a damn electric socket here!

However, as much as they seek they don't find it, Chet finally gives up and kicks the toaster out of Gen's hand, Chet then resumes to whack Gen a bit more with the rubber chicken

Chet I think he's unconscious we hurt him bad

Cool! Let's cash Primo's bounty! We took out Gen! We took out Gen! With the money we get I'll buy a tonshit of comics and videogames

And I'll buy thick socks! I have never wore them! Who wonders how it feels wearing those thick socks...

Chet and Kristin giggle as they wait for cashing the bounty

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Genesis crawls into a corner. After getting 'beaten' by an array of 'fake' probs by the duo of Chet Dixon & Kristin Hager. He pulls himself up to his feet. Not being able to breath... because he is laughing so hard at this all 'mockery' thats taking place.

Genesis, finally able to regain his composure. Yells out at the duo.

Well guys... I hate to admit... but it looks like ya got me. But I think ya missed a spot.

Genesis digs into his coat pocket and pulls out a knife. Then proceeds to blade himself on the forehead. Blood starts to trickle down on his face as he yells at him.

Okay guys... now you can go !

Lemme have it !

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Chet quickly turns pissed off at Gen mocking him

Woah! Wait there Brandon Paynintheass! Nobody mocks Chet Dixon and lives to tell the tale! If you think that a Jerry McGuire impression of "Let me have it! Let me have it!" will make me go berserk! Guess what It will!

Chet wasn't Jerry McGuire the one who said "Show me the money" ?

Chet not listening charges against Gen, ready to give him a big boot, unfortunately Chet was more used to receive big boots than to give them. Chet not only missed his target but tripped over Gen's body and fell off the ring onto a table that was set... the crowd laughs a lot as Kristin not being able to see her boyfriend humiliated like that charges against Gen, giving him a big boot of her own, unfortunately Kristin falls on her ass, while Gen no-sold the boot

Feel the pain Gen! Uh... Uh...

A frightened Kristin starts throwing pogs at Gen as Chet crawls back from the stage

NOOOOOOO! My pogs! Kristin how could you do that to me!?! I had all the Chester Cheetah ones!!! Damn you Gen! Damn you!!!

Chet gets up and sets up Gen for a chokeslam he's ready to chokeslam him off the stage but...

Look the foil Chester Cheetah one is there down the stage

Chet releases Gen of his hold

It's mine! mine! mine!

Chet jumps off the ting again to get his cherished Chester Cheetah pog, after retrieving it, he crawls back to the ring

Damn you are still standing!

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Not being able to contain himself much longer. Genesis decides to make his way up on the stage area from the 'ringside' area where he was at with Chet & Kristin. Thinking to himself as he marches up the rampway:

(Laughs) Those two deserve the bounty money... just for making me laugh my fuckin' ass off !

Genesis, now on the stage. Walks over to the right-hand side. Grabs a mic nearby and speaks:

I'm gonna save you the trouble on this last one guys. You did such a good job of 'beating me down' that I think I'll just take one for the team.

Genesis tosses the mic to the side and THROWS HIMSELF off the stage area. Crashing down into a few tables. He did feel just a tiny bit of pain from it all, but not a whole lot. He just lied there on the table pieces laughing his head off.

He looks over to his right and picks up the mic. he just threw down nearby and says:

Well... looks like this whole 'bounty' thing is over and done with on my end. But... that doesn't mean I still can't have my fun with Primo & and his band of jerkoffs.

Good luck to Lionheart on this one... Chet ! Kristin ! Enjoy the cash is all I gotta say.

Fans start to cheer as they have enjoyed the entertainment for the past 10-15 mins.

All I gotta say is this....

Hated by many....

Loved by few...

Any day above ground...

Is a great freakin' day...

...Book Closed...
...End of Story...
...Deal With It...

At this point. the XWA Takedown theme begins to play as the show goes to a commercial break. Genesis pulls himself up from the table wreckage. Proceeds to make his way backstage. As he does, the camera's zoom in on his face. As Genesis reveals the 'blade' he used to cut himself was a fake. He wipes the red substance from his fored and tastes it. As he says:

Mmmmm, ketchup ! Gotta love it !

END (unless Chet wants to add anything)