Not so Hotbody (o2 Amber Gianni)

[kiss]

As Takedown's 2008 premiere was going on, some matches had already been set, and the fans were awaiting patiently for witnessing what the 3 month holiday had done to the wrestlers.

Suddenly Serebro's Song #1 awoke the fans from their thoughts as none other than XWA's resident Playmate, Kiss Wilmington made her way to the ring, smiling to the fans, and showing their assets. Kiss got in the ring with a mic and adressed the fans

It seems you people are doing great here. Well as a Diamond I am always doing good, but you see, there's something that has been around my head since the XWA Awards were given, something that has swung around my bunny ears for the 3 past months.

Do you want to try to guess what has been in my mind?

Kiss gets out of the ring as she asks the fans in the first row

What do you think that has been around my mind?

the fan smiles and answers

Me I have been around your mind since you saw me

Isn't he witty? Here you have a sticker

Kiss handles the fan a sticker as she goes to ask to another fan

So what has been through my mind?

Hmmm the secret recipee for your hotness ;D

Sheesh hold back caballero, this recipee has been in the Wilmington Earl for so long But here you have another free sticker

Kiss handles this fan another bunch of stickers, Kiss then gets in the ring, very sexy as always

Well since both this lucky boys haven't been able to guess what's through my mind, let me clear your eyes people. This woman has been in my mind for so long

Kiss points at the screen that has now an Amber Gianni pic

Amber Gianni, also known as the Hotbody Award winner, also known as the Piranha in my fishtank. Now I know that this award was long time ago and I should be over that, well I am, but that doesn't mean that I don't see Amber as a potential rival. I have fought a lot for achieving where I am, as those who follow my career now know that I'll be on Playboy TV making erotic movies and proving everyone that I am the sexiest Diamond in XWA.

But there is a name that it's like a thorn stabbed in my skin whenever I say I wrestle. I have many people thinking "another Amber fan that wants to wrestle" I don't look anything like Amber! My lips are thinner, we have different build and as much as I hate saying that her *bleep* are bigger than mines.

Hey I am not throwing stones on my own roof, everyone here aknowledges that I don't look bad either, but I don't want to carry "Amber's torch" as many think, I am here to carry my own torch, and that's why without further ado..

Amber Gianni grab your hoochies come here and look me in the eyes. You just got a new rival!

Roach: Wow two of the best bodies in XWA are gonna be here tonight in the same match!

BuZZ: Chant with me! Bikini Match! Bikini Match! Bikini Match!

Kiss smiles as the fans are split, many cheer for her, but many cheer for Amber, when it comes to hot chicks nobody can't decide... Kiss then brings the mic to her lips for her final words..

And these are my two cents...

Catchphrase said, crowd reaction, now all that was needed was Amber Gianni.

[Amber Gianni]

Moments later, the sound of Bonobo's track "Pick Up" starts to play and the fans roar. They feverishly anticipate the arrival of the incomparable Amber Gianni and at last they get what they want when it is that she steps out on the stage for her first appearance of the new year. She smiles and waves and blows kisses to the fans while she makes her way to the ring, stepping inside to acknowledge Kiss' statements towards her.

Now Kiss, you know I want to think of what you just said as just being determined to do your own thing out here, I really do. However, I think that it needs to be said exactly what it is that I do out here in case some of you all have been under a rock the past few years. See I was the talk of the town without even stepping into a ring two years ago. There isn't a single person out there who doesn't know who I am.

I've been a Manager of the Year as well as XWAHotbody of the Year. I have one of the most viewed websites on the entire internet, I'm one of the most downloaded women online and I happen to be XWA's official spokesmodel, and I got all that by doing things the way that I want to do them, the way that soooooo many other girls have tried to do it after me, but nothing and nobody comes even close to the original.

An appreciative cheer comes from the NJ fans before she continues.

BuZZ: Look at Amber...
Roach: Look at Kiss!

You see unlike some other girls out there, I don't need to have Playboy photo shoots or sportswear endorsements to gratify the fact that I'm a hot commodity. I already know that I am and each and every fan out here knows it as well. I'm no diva, I'm not one of those leather strap wearing bondage chicks who's time of the month is every day of the month and I'm not one of the super feminist bull-dykes who cry everytime a girl like me does something sassy or sexy for my fans out here...

Another huge cheer.

I'm just me. That's all I am and that's all that I'll ever be. This is no act or gimminck you see in the ring, it's all 100% Amber Gianni, and I'm damn proud of who I am and what I've done. I said it before and I'll say it again to everyone out there, the fans can watch and enjoy and the wanna-bes can watch and learn.

Now as far as you go, like I said...I want to believe that you're not trying to be one of those wanna-bes and do what Kiss wants to do, but you gotta realize something, sweetie. I'm a tough act to follow for any lady out there, and I hope that you don't think that I'm gonna slow down for you or anyone else out there to catch up.

[kiss]

Kiss shrugs as she gives Amber a smile

Well it's nice to see that all this awards haven't turned you a Prima Donna. But Amber I'd be a huge mistake for my part, not to do some little boasting here

You said you were, Manager of the year, Hotbody Award winner I wonder why... and XWA's official spokesmodel. Of course, most of my career prizes take part back in the ol' continent, England. But let's just make a quick remember. Titantron man if you wish..

Footage starts being shown, we see a baby Kiss with a Cutest baby award

Seems that I was born with this talent

More footage is shown, we see a teenager Kiss winning the Miss UK Junior award

Jealous eh?

More footage, adult Kiss with a British Playmate Of The Year award.

And well that's all... For now Amber, you see only thing my career is lacking is some significant women's title or some significant rivalry. I was close to achieve that back in TNB...

But no crying over spilled milk, my model career is just as it's peak. And the fans know that

The fans cheer Kiss

There is just one think I cry off about, your Hotbody Award. If it was olimpics Amber you would have to recognize that while you got gold I would have got silver. And since I don't understand why my body couldn't make it to get the award, I think it must be the wrestling.

My career wasn't as succesful as I wished back in 2007, while you had solid victories. That's gotta give some points, for ladies who show off their bodies it's better to pin than be pinned, if you are pinned they can barely see your ass-ets ;D

Want me to follow my own path? Right Miss Hotbody, I am doing what I think it's good for my path and that is...

You and me tonight, in a bikini match.

You have what it takes? Are you woman enough to face me?

Kiss smiles cockily and winks at Amber, as the fans roar at that proposal, and they chant for Amber to accept.

[Amber Gianni]

Well that was certainly a sudden and unexpected proposal to have been made on Kiss' part. Of course the fans enjoyed the idea...

A bikini match? You guys would love that right?

*YEAH!!!!*

The sight of two scantily clad women frolicking around in this ring for your enjoyment, huh? Sounds like a fun way to kick off the 2008 season doesn't it boys and girls?

*YEAH!!!*

Amber shrugs her shoulders sarcastically as if the fans were swaying her to accept, knowing that she was regardless of their approval.

The one thing I've learned is that it's important to make a good first impression, and if that's the impression you want then that's what you're going to get, Kiss. Oh I can almost hear all of the prudes firing up their "you set women's wrestling back" speeches after this one. Well, you've got yourself a match Kiss, that's the first thing...and the second goes out to all the haters who wish they could do what we're going to do tonight, watch and learn. Not only can I hold my own in this ring but I can do it looking better than any of you ever will.

Hmmm...now I have to run out and get me a bikini. I'm pretty sure you've already got yours set up, eh Ms. Wilmington?

[kiss]

Kiss is all smiles as she comes closer to Amber and passes her finger tenderly by her left arm

Shhh Amber Let the prudes and the nerds post their spam comments whenever they see this match on youtube.com. And as you said, Kiss Wilmington is a woman who's always setted up for action, witness why I am one of the most sexiest Brits

Kiss then starts stripping for everyone's delight!

BuZZ: OH BABY! OH BABY!

the fans start roaring wildly as Kiss keeps taking out everything, her gloves, her pants, her shoes, her jacket, her t-shirt, Kiss finishes revealing she was wearing her bikini previously, it features a Playboy bunny on the left buttcheek

So few clothes, yet so hot in here But since this is the season premiere, we must give this awesome fans a good taste of what is to come Amber, because trust me. This isn't over until we say it's over

Hmm and I have no idea what we could do..

Kiss then comes closer to Amber and looks slutty at her

Now I know this is 100% Wyle Style marked territory but what about if we kiss on the lips, just for breaking the ice here

the fans roar aproving the idea, as Kiss waits for an answer or a kiss the fans start chanting "do it!" clap clap clap "do it" There was no danger anyway Kiss was 100% straight unlike her friend Christina ;D

[Amber Gianni]

Amber stood there and pondered the proposal. The fans wanted it, the announcers wanted it, the earth practically stopped it rotation for this moment, but Amber had other ideas at that point. She slowly made her way over to Kiss taking a good long look at the girl's slim bikini clad bod, but didn't plant her namesake on her though. Instead she pressed her finger to Kiss' lips rather than her own. Running it slowly down her chin she spoke softly into the mic.

Now, now, we can't give them all the good now can we? The one thing I know better than anyone is the art of the tease, sweetie. That way I always leave them wanting more.

Her finger then trails down Kiss' neck and right into the area between her breasts, stopping at the string holding her top on them.

Business before pleasure I always say. Now there's just one last thing to say to all the boys and girls out there who'll be looking forward to later tonight. Enjoy the show. I know I will...

As her music begins to play agin, Amber uses her finger to give Kiss' top a slight tug as she backs away, not enough to remove it but enough to make the lady think about it. With her signature grin on her lips she steps out of the ring and makes her way up the ramp.

BuZZ: A bikini match? God I love my job. What a night this is turning up to me huh Roachy? Roachy?

Mike is too busy drooling to say anything. Meanwhile Amber stops and turns around on the stage to blow Kiss a kiss before she disappears backstage.

[kiss]

Kiss grins aswell as she brings her mic to her mouth

Bloody hell, she just decked me so stylish but of course, it's all yet to be seen fans.

Kiss then left the ring dancing with the ropes like a stripper before doing it, thousands and thousands of digital cameras went by as Kiss walked to the backstage shaking hands and posing for the fans

Roach: I wanna be the ref!!!

BuZZ: What I wanna know is what will happen after the match! Amber said they wouldn't give all good at once! What's in store?! What's in store!?

END