Mother. Knows. Best. (o2a)

[kolase]

The arena suddenly goes dark, as the titantron begins to glow with a little girl sitting in the 'passenger' section of a grocery kart. She looks to be four years old, and wearing a plaid purple clad t-shirt, with a look of complete satisfaction on her face. A theme begins to fade in, low at first, but gradually, it begins get louder. "This little piggy went to market," Addison's motherly tone echoes throughout the entire arena. She begins to pleasantly giggle as the child get handed a large rainbow-colored lollipop. "This little piggy stayed home." Suddenly, the scene fades to another little girl, this time wearing purple overalls, with an orange t-shirt, sitting quietly on a living room sofa, looking completely disturbed by the images on television, displaying a vast array of violence. "This little piggy had roast beef." The first character reappears, with a plate of roast beef right in font of her, a look of love in her eyes as she begins to dig in. "...and this little piggy had none...aww..." A single green pea appears on the screen, and it zooms out to reveal the depressed child, lingering at her presumed dinner. A tear rolls down her face as she looks back towards the crowd. The camera angle in the video then reveals the orange-claid child looking at her purple plaid sister, eating the meat to her greatest pleasure. "And this piggy..." Addison paused, as the screen went completely black, "....went 'wee, wee, wee' all the HOME."

The lights in the arena then flash back on, revealing none other than Miss Addison Grey standing in the middle of the ring, an evil smirk running across her face. "Hello my lovelies," she begins in a sarcastic tone, giving the camera a know-it-all glare, "I sure hope none of you have forgotten about your mother, because, well...that would just make me feel very, very, very depressed, and we can't have that happening, now can we?" Laughing motherly as the crowd reacts, half of them sounding completely disturbed as she brings the mic back to her lips, "I know, I know, it's been a long while since all of you have seen the lovely qualities of your mother, but I'm sure within due time, you will all get use to this lovely, lovely image." A smile then appears on Addison face, as suddenly her whole demeanor changes, and gives the camera a huge eye. "OMIGOSH, WHERE AM I?!" She screams aloud, looking at the crowd with a curious eye. "....I don't remember dis place...what is dis Mommy...MOMMY?" Addison then jumps her way out of the ring, and begins to scavenge the audience looking for her mother. "Wait, wait! I KNOW WHERE WE ARE. Hehehe...we're at the XWA, aren't we sillies? Oh gosh, I can't believe I forgot." Innocently laughing at herself, as she pulls herself back in the ring, she sits in the turnbuckle corner, dangling her feet off the edge as she gives the camera shy looks of affection. "Gee, it has been a long while since Addy has had actshun in the ring, isn't? Hehe, I'm sorry peoples, I just got distrackted with this HUUUUGE sandcastle, and I, hehe, Addy just lost track of time, I'm sorries." In unison the crowd screams "It's okay," as Addy gets excited, and jumps off the turnbuckle, going back to her casual demeanor, her shoulders slunk back, in a relaxed fashion. "Well dudes, and dudettes, I know it's been a while since you've last seen me crash a wave, but I'm sure within due time, you'll all enjoy the lush experience that is myself, Addison Grey, right? I mean, who can hate this face, it's completely rad." The camera zooms in on Addison's face as a motherly look draws itself back on it, shaking her head a bit, to get rid of the cobwebs. "Well my children, you'll be glad to know that class is back in session. I know it's been a long while since you've last got your got chance to be 'hot for teacher' but I'm sure after tonight's little pop quiz, you'll just love me again." She gives her class a wink, as she pulls herself back to the center of the ring. "Tonight, I plan on giving a particular student a lesson. A lesson they won't ever forget, because you see, after my DAUGHTER LEFT ME, FOR SOME DIMWIT OF A PERSON NAMED ASH DIXON, I JUST NEED TO UNLEASH MY ANGER ON SOMEONE, AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHO IT IS, BECAUSE GOD KNOWS THAT WHOEVER COMES DOWN FROM THAT BACKSTAGE AREA IS GOING TO GET A ROYAL ASS KICKING THAT THEY'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE." [/b] Taking deep breaths, her nostrils flaring, she gives the tron-area a deep stare, eventually relaxing herself, and smiling. "It's going to be so much fun, hehehe. So please, if anyone wants to face lil'ol' me, then please, please come play with me, I'm super-duper bored, especially after....Cosette moved...to different....city...." She then begins to cry, waiting for someone to comfort her.

[craig]

***A new theme song to XWA hit the arena, fans were excited to see who exactly it was that was gracing them with their prescence. It was none other than the one of the newest Diamonds, the Samoan beauty from Hawaii, Sara Opaulau. She headed down to the ring, because unlike Addison, she wasn't afraid to show herself. That's when she stated boldly into the microphone.***

Alright weirdo, you don't even have the guts to come out here to people that are supposedly fans.....which I sure as hell don't believe......do you guys ??

***The fans scream back no***

All you do is seem to me like some sort of recluse who can't get over the fact that her daughter moved on.....and wait a second, wait a second......is Miss Cosette Grace married ??

How come she don't have the same last name as you sista ??

Seems a little odd to me, but hey, I aint up for question and answer period here....if you say so, you say so.....what I came here for was to fight, I was born and bred to fight........

And you're looking and you're challenge right here little Ms. Psycho......

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"Gosh you're boring," Addison responds, brushing off her comments, as if they were nothing. "First and foremost, how exactly do I appear scared?" Apparently, Addison's demeanor completely changed, as a look of complete seriousness rose over here. "You come into this ring, into my little playground, and claim that Addison Grey is scared. You claim that I can't show myself to the fans, when, well...I seem to be standing in the ring, exactly right next you. Seriously, were you not even listening when you decided to come in here?" Looking away, she walks towards the corner of the ring, and jumps on the top turnbuckle, allowing her feet to dangle, "WEEELLL, I suppose Addy will play with you. I've gotten really, really, really bored playing with sandcastles, and Mommy says a little distrackshun would do well for my healths. Teehee." Addison then jumps off the turnbuckle corner, and walks right next to Sara, wrapping her arms around her neck, and talking very seductively. "Indeed you were bred to fight Love. Just look at these muscular arms, you must have woman after woman after these, they're so, so manly, yet...in a very nice feminine fashion, I love this about you. How about after tonight, we get a couple drinks and---NO. COSETTE IS MY DAUGHTER. A woman can have a daughter with a different last name. Everyone makes mistakes, and it's only fair that she has the last name of her father, especially if he still loves her. I'm just that darn lucky that even though we're no longer married, he decided to still help support us. Not very many women have this luxury." She unwarps her arms around Sara's neck, as if her seduction never happened, and begins to ponder about her situation with Cosette. "I just can't believe she's getting HITCHED that BOY of a man, Ash Dixon. I just don't understand how someone of HER nature could love a man who CAN'T EVEN TALK TO A WOMAN, without feeling EXTREMELY nervous. It just doesn't make any SENSE!" She then turns back around, and faces Sara, "Wouldn't you agree?"

[craig]

You need to learn to let it go Addison, just because she decided to get herself a man you need to just let off and live your own life now........

Wait a fucking second, why in the bloody hell are we talking about this, this is bullshit, I did NOT COME OUT HERE TO TALK about girly problems and have some psycho feel me up.....

That's not how I roll, oh no, that's not how I roll, this is how things are gonna get done. You asked for a challenger and this Samoan beauty came out here why, because its the start of a new season and I'm a natural born fighter.......

To me you seemed like you wouldn't hold a candle to me......

So I'm ready to take you on, whenever you're ready Mrs. Grey.

***Sara stood with her arms crossed***

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As Sara was saying her little speech, Addison sat down next to her feet, and began to giggle uncontrollably. "Ms Opaulau, you're funny. Acting all serious and such, trying to intimidate me with your funny clothes, and your funny speech. Teehee, Mommy said that some people are weird, but they purpuslie don't know it. She even said that some people like to...what was the word she used...? Boat...boss...boast! That some people like to boast about themselves, pretending like they're some fairwee princess, saying that the roll a certain way. Well Ms Opaulau, you can only roll one way, and that's downhill, heehee. Rolling uphill is just odd, and rolling when you're on flat ground isn't really rolling, as you're making yourself look-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SHOULD WALK AWAY, AND ALLOW MY DAUGHTER TO MARRY SOMEONE WHO I DON'T APPROVE OF?" She stands up, and gets into the face of Sara, who obviously didn't know what she got herself into. "You don't have a child, you don't know how it's like to to have force yourself to watch two kids not knowing what the HELL they're getting themselves into! God, it drives me INSANE with how much I have to put up with. Getting all luvy-duvy with eachother, swapping spit with eachother, playing footsie while we're trying to have DINNER, GOD!" She points a finger at Sara, giving her a cold glare, "You have no idea how disturbing it is to watch two lovebirds trying to not-have-sex with eachother while they're in my home. It's down right ridiculous. She looks away, her arms folded, trying to control her anger. She then sings a line from an infamous holiday movie, "You're an odd one Mr. Grinch. Seriously, what even drove you to come into the ring tonight, with such mediocre advice? When I ask one's opinion, I aspect something REASONABLE out of it, it's only common sense. But no, what do you do? You recite a line said by a man with an adequate amount of charisma, hoping it will put you over, damn."

Addison then gives a look back Sara, "And I'm not married, and I would appreciate if it you don't refer to me by Addison's dead mother."

[craig]

The longer I stand here in the ring with you Grey, the more sanity I lose, you are clearly a raving psychopath....you need some sort of help....whether I need to dish that help out psyhically or whether you need actually doctors depends.

To me you start out fine and then BOOM, you're all crazy, rambling about you're stupid family problems or whatever the hell is wrong with you again. Look Grey, I'm a wrestler, if you have family issues go visit Dr. Phil.......

***She stared down Addison***

Now as for the comment you made about me not having children, you may be right on that mark there but just because I don't have any children doesn't mean you can run your mouth like I'm insignificant.....oh no, that aint how it works sista......

No, like I said, you asked for one thing and that's why I came out a challenge.......or are you ducking out of your own challenge now, did you see me come out and get scared to fight ??

[kolase]

Addison was giggling as Sara spoke, chant-whispering "wasting my time" until Sara was finished, and when she finally spoke her final words of 'wisdom,' Addison jumped for joy. "Teehee, I've been to many, many, many, many, many, many, ma-" she bonks herself in the head, "Sorry about that, MANY doctors, and none of them know what's wrong with me, not even Mommy. It's really, really weird, just like your little nose." Addison then childishly touches Sara's nose with her pinky finger, and giggles afterwards. "Who's Doctor Phil? Is it one of those shows all your old people watch, with someone who...who...fla...fla...what was that word...FLAUNTS their opinion on how people should live their lives? If so, why even pay attention to such a person? Live your own life; that's what Addy likes to say." She then gives Sara an innocent smile, "OH! You wanted to play with me in my sandbox? OMIGOSH YAY. YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE NEW." She grabs Sara's hand, and begins to jump up and down with it. "It's going to be so, so, so, so, SO much fun."

[craig]

***Sara rolls her eyes***

You are INSANE lady, I know I just got here but they don't pay me enough to deal with this shit.....

We are dealing with this in a fight on TakeDown's Season Opener, got it, until that day rolls around, I will be seeing very little of you hopefully.....

***What a weirdo, Sara thought to herself as she turned and exited up the ramp to her theme music and out the black curtain to the backstage area.***