Post by ejstone on Feb 24, 2008 23:44:03 GMT -5
It is time... this has been boiling for a months... the 2008 season of XWA, was underway! The seats in the arena where jam packed... no one... not one person could fit in another seat in the arena. The announcer stood proud in the center of the ring, the commentators sat in excitement at ring side, and the staff was all set on the sides of the ring. The spotlights where flashing, camera’s where rolling, and XWA was back for season 2! Without hesitation, and without waiting, Austin Harris was walking backstage, with a water bottle in his hand. He took a few sips before throwing it in a can after dumping some on his head. “Don’t You Wish You Where Me” then blasts the P.A. system as the fans began to boo. Harris pops out through the curtain on stage, in his brand new attire. The water was pouring off his hair, which could be seen clearly through all you HD TV subscriber’s out there. He had a huge smirk on his face, as he looked around and made his way down the ramp. He shrugs as he rolls in the ring, and begins taunting the crowd. He leans on the ropes for a few seconds, taking in the feel of the new season and how it felt to be standing in a ring again, as he grabbed a microphone from the staff.
“I’m BAAAAAACK!”
Harris starts off by this quick, simple few words which leave a smirk on his face as he walks around the ring, as the fans continue to boo. He raises the microphone one again, as he lets his left arm hand by his side.
“And hell, I can’t tell you how great it felt walking back onto that stage... hearing those boo’s coming from you fans once again. It feels great. It really does.
So here we are! 2008... a new year, filled with new opportunities, and new challenges ahead. We are XWA season 2 baby! And look what we’ve got coming to you... hell, we’ve got a new division to be brought to you this season. The XWA X-Gen Division... all included with a new X-Gen championship for those people to fight for! And can we forget about the beautiful Diamonds’s we’ve got around here? XWA’s even brought in something new for them... The Onyx championship... That’s got a catchy tone to it don’t it? Onyx... The equivalent to the XWA Pure championship, only for the Diamonds. Definitely something to look forward to...”
Austin pauses as he scratches his chin. He looks at the ramp and then looks at the crowd. He smirks as he raises the microphone to his microphone.
“Who the hell am I kidding? Why am I wasting my time talking about things that simply... don’t mean a DAMN thing to me? Who the hell cares about the X-Gen division? All a bunch of kids whom I couldn’t care less about. Have fun with your damn division kiddies, it’s as far as you’ll all get here in XWA! And Diamonds... I know you are all watching right now, as the Sexy Beast in Austin Harris makes his return to XWA, and you all don’t have to worry... there is plenty of me to go around. And look at all of you... you fat ass slobs sitting around this arena. Look, look at you... you there in the front row.”
A larger man points to himself in the front row, as he sets a pack of nacho’s down next to him.
“Yeah you... I’m talking to you, you fat slob. Look at you... sitting there eating your little nacho’s. You can’t even get your sorry ass out of that seat without some assistants can’t you? Pathetic... simply pathetic. You are ALL pathetic, you should all be ashamed of yourselves and loose some damn wait!”
Harris shakes his head, as he crosses his arms, chuckling to himself.
“Now... I’m here to kick some ass this season! So... hell, I’ve got a lot of choices that I could call out now couldn’t I? Damn, let’s see... we’ve got my old friend Ryan Blaze or Zlabe? Who the hell knows what his name is as he changes it so damn much. Scott O’Dell? The man with the miracle grow used for hair. Is it just me, or does that man grow hair damn fast? Keith Wyle? The Wyleman? Former World Champion? The man with the large body, but somewhat smaller head? You know what, I don’t give a damn who you are... I want a damn fight, so anyone back there who won’t waste my time out here, come on down. And I’m talking, I don’t want some people coming down here, and throwing out a “I’m gonna kick your ass, your on” sort of thing... I want some damn competition. I’m back, not to sit in the back seat, and at the bottom of the ladder... this year, Austin Harris WILL climb that ladder. So someone, give me some serious competition.”
Harris leans on the ropes, as he looks towards the ramp, smirking, waiting to see if someone worth the time and energy would come out and give him a REAL fight.
“I’m BAAAAAACK!”
Harris starts off by this quick, simple few words which leave a smirk on his face as he walks around the ring, as the fans continue to boo. He raises the microphone one again, as he lets his left arm hand by his side.
“And hell, I can’t tell you how great it felt walking back onto that stage... hearing those boo’s coming from you fans once again. It feels great. It really does.
So here we are! 2008... a new year, filled with new opportunities, and new challenges ahead. We are XWA season 2 baby! And look what we’ve got coming to you... hell, we’ve got a new division to be brought to you this season. The XWA X-Gen Division... all included with a new X-Gen championship for those people to fight for! And can we forget about the beautiful Diamonds’s we’ve got around here? XWA’s even brought in something new for them... The Onyx championship... That’s got a catchy tone to it don’t it? Onyx... The equivalent to the XWA Pure championship, only for the Diamonds. Definitely something to look forward to...”
Austin pauses as he scratches his chin. He looks at the ramp and then looks at the crowd. He smirks as he raises the microphone to his microphone.
“Who the hell am I kidding? Why am I wasting my time talking about things that simply... don’t mean a DAMN thing to me? Who the hell cares about the X-Gen division? All a bunch of kids whom I couldn’t care less about. Have fun with your damn division kiddies, it’s as far as you’ll all get here in XWA! And Diamonds... I know you are all watching right now, as the Sexy Beast in Austin Harris makes his return to XWA, and you all don’t have to worry... there is plenty of me to go around. And look at all of you... you fat ass slobs sitting around this arena. Look, look at you... you there in the front row.”
A larger man points to himself in the front row, as he sets a pack of nacho’s down next to him.
“Yeah you... I’m talking to you, you fat slob. Look at you... sitting there eating your little nacho’s. You can’t even get your sorry ass out of that seat without some assistants can’t you? Pathetic... simply pathetic. You are ALL pathetic, you should all be ashamed of yourselves and loose some damn wait!”
Harris shakes his head, as he crosses his arms, chuckling to himself.
“Now... I’m here to kick some ass this season! So... hell, I’ve got a lot of choices that I could call out now couldn’t I? Damn, let’s see... we’ve got my old friend Ryan Blaze or Zlabe? Who the hell knows what his name is as he changes it so damn much. Scott O’Dell? The man with the miracle grow used for hair. Is it just me, or does that man grow hair damn fast? Keith Wyle? The Wyleman? Former World Champion? The man with the large body, but somewhat smaller head? You know what, I don’t give a damn who you are... I want a damn fight, so anyone back there who won’t waste my time out here, come on down. And I’m talking, I don’t want some people coming down here, and throwing out a “I’m gonna kick your ass, your on” sort of thing... I want some damn competition. I’m back, not to sit in the back seat, and at the bottom of the ladder... this year, Austin Harris WILL climb that ladder. So someone, give me some serious competition.”
Harris leans on the ropes, as he looks towards the ramp, smirking, waiting to see if someone worth the time and energy would come out and give him a REAL fight.