Back Out Challenging Again..(o2a)

[Shawn Hollywood]

Ah Tacoma. Still in Washington. Washington was starting to piss Shawn off. The state had been nothing but hell for him. He was ready to get out of it as fast as he could. Actually he'd like to go back to California for once. Anyways, Shawn's entrance theme fires up on the P.A. system. The crowd now knows who's music this is and begin to boo. Shawn makes his way down the ramp and into the ring, where he is handed a mic.

As we all know, last Takedown wasn't the most successful night for me. I unfortunately lost to Kris Cade. Ah big whoop. Wanna fight'da'bout it? You can't honestly expect a man that's been out of wrestling for three months to win his first match. Sure, I said my comeback would be GREAT, but that first match always kills you. Now as you all saw, it was pretty close. It was even in the first half, then I dominated, and then Kris made a comeback. That's a big case of shit happens right there.

But not it's time for me to come back out, ramble on, and find a new opponent. Yay. Isn't that wonderful? Well this time I'm not rambling. I'm just calling out anyone who feels like taking me on.

Someone, get your ass out here..

He backs into a turnbuckle and patiently waits.

[ace]

Modest plays as Ace steps out from backstage with a mic in his hand.

So this is the great Shawn Hollywood. I must say I'm shocked. Most people like you tend to bitch and complain about their loss. Blame it on a ref, or a faulty ring rope. No, you just basically say screw it. You win some, you lose some.

Now I'm sure, I'm not what you expected. I'm a little on the short side, but you did say anyone. And you can't always choose who comes out. But look at it this way. There are worse people who are more annoying who could come out here. So, Hollywood. What do you say to a little match since neither of us have an opponent?

[Shawn Hollywood]

Shawn exits the turnbuckle and walks up to the ropes, leaning over them. He studies his opponent over and raises an eyebrow.

Taking the modest approach to this are we? What the hell are you expecting me to do? Give you a big OK and head back to the locker room without making it look like the jackass you are? Ugh.

You say there are people more annoying than you, and then you said "Well, since we don't have a match, we can go 'rasslin' into the sunset!" Screw you. What do you think I am, a charity case? I don't need a sympathetic match offer! Jesus..You know what. Since your giving me freakin' sympathy, I'll give you some. I'm not going to put us in any special match. Oh no. We're just going to have a regular ass singles match. I guess your probably up for it, am I right?

[ace]

Ace raises his mic with a chuckle.

See you can never, be polite without some asshole ruining it. I tried to be nice. Not out of pity or sympathy. Just be nice and what a surprise. You have to be an asshole about it. Did I bruise your pride? Well I'll be bruising a lot more of it after out match.

Now, while you did lose your one match. I can give you credit for being one of the few people who doesn't have to crack some retarded over used shorty joke. Instead you want to call me a jackass. Not much better but it is a better insult.

As for a plain old singles match? Sure why not? A match is a match afterall and everyone will find out why I'm called the Showstealer. But what's important is we'll find out whether you can keep up or if you're as slow as they come.

Ace lowers the mic waiting to see what Shawn says next.

[Shawn Hollywood]

Shawn raises the mic and prepares to speak.

The Show...stealer? Wow. Just wow. Did you just pull that out of your ass or what? That's just pathetic.

And no you didn't bruise my pride. You sure as hell bruised my damn brain though. I killed as many brain cells listening to you as I did when I was on a drinking binge.

Don't worry about me keeping up though. I'm sure your going down either way.

[ace]

Yeah you're probably right. The nickname is probably pathetic. About as pathetic as your insults. But here come on, take another shot. Maybe this time you'll come up with something that's at least somewhat decent. But who knows maybe if you had any brain cells to actually kill I would have. I guess it's something we'll never know. Oh well, maybe Bianca or whatever her name will be able to break you. Then you'll be a little bit more well behaved and polite to those who are polite to you. But please do continue with your insults. I find them as amusing as they are pathetic.

[Shawn Hollywood]

Playing little miss intelectual are we? You know buddy, I've seen the smartass act played by so many people, it's not even amusing anymore. You see, the thing wrong with the smartass act, is that you take whatever insults people throw at you, and you do nothing but ramble on about how they amuse you, and then bring up backstage antics that NO ONE else seems to know about.

And what's all of this polite shit? Unless you've been living under a rock all of your life, you'd know that the world isn't polite. Not everyone is a "please and thank you" tool.

Now Ace, why don't you actually try throwing a decent insult at me. Lets try keeping it with something YOU actually know about.

[ace]

Ace chuckles a bit.

True, the world isn't polite at all. But I am. A fact you'll have to come to accept sooner or later. You would be a little shocked how far a little politeness can get you. See being polite can keep you out of trouble. It can avoid unnecessary trouble that will do nothing but hamper you. Plus it's good practice if you go on dates to be polite. If you act as you do it could end up being a lonely night for you. But I'm sure you would know all about that judging by how you act.

As for the smartass act being overplayed. My goal isn't to sit here and trade pointless insults back and forth. See, it proves nothing other than who the bigger ass is. See while I stand here remaining calm and relatively polite, you continue to demonstrate how much of an asshole you really are. But that's okay because I'm sure you love playing the asshole. Another role that has been overplayed.

As to throwing an insult about something I do know. What's there to say. You lost your debut match. You've been seen with Bianca. You've also been in jail and on drugs. But see there's no point in throwing around insults. They don't bother you. You've basically been through everything there is. I insult you and you only say "so what". So I'm not going to go into a petty insult war unless you can give me a reason to. Something to really piss me off. Something that you just haven't even come close to doing yet.

[Shawn Hollywood]

Shawn was being to wonder how he knew about the drugs and his time in prison, when NO ONE else in the XWA that knew Shawn knew about what has happened. Know it alls..

Hmm, and there I thought only people I knew personally knew about my problems. Someone has been sticking his nose in other people's business. If I were you, I'd get my nose in some pussy, because that's probably what you need right now. ..So you say I use the asshole routine huh? Nah. I'm just an egotistical old bastard. I hate smartasses, fat women, rap music, and jerk offs that act like they're better because they're "polite", basically like you.

Now I don't know this for sure, but it seems as if being adopted, and having your foster parents beat you inspired you to be the gentleman of the century. Is that it? Or did your original parents just neglect you because you suck as a human being? Now since I've said that, your probably thinking that I'm trying to insult you. WRONG. It's fun toying with the proper little bastards like you.

Wow, we've been out here for quite a while. I'm pretty sure that the fans are getting sick of your boring political correct banter. So go ahead and just head on back now.