A championship announment (Spoilz/Invite)

[gallas]

Towards the middle portion of the show, XWA's GM makes his way into the arena. The crowd cheers as Gallas nods and walks down to ringside. He climbs the ring steps and enters. Handed a microphone, Gallas begins to speak.

As many of you may know, I rarely make television appearances unless 'zere is some'zing BIG to be said. And tonight 'zhere. XWA's European tour will conclude September 30th with our PPV, "Only 'Ze Strong". Where the 3rd and final superstar to qualify for 'z Xgames I main event will be decided. However, my announcement tonight is in regards to 'ze XWA World Title, which shall be defended at Only 'Ze Strong as well. Now, two weeks ago we saw a hard fought contest were Keith Wyle continued his championship success in defending against Ryan Blaze. It was a match I myself enjoyed watching, and despite losing, I'm MORE 'zen certain 'zat Monsieur Blaze WILL be XWA World Champion someday in his career.

As the crowd cheers the mention of the impressive World Title match that came at Solstice, Gallas continues.

However, 'zere is no rest for 'ze weary in XWA. As tonight, I will announce who has stepped up. I shall reveal to 'ze WORLD who 'ze new No.1 contender for 'ze XWA World Title shall be. But first, I'd like 'ze retaining champion to come down to 'ze ring so 'zat he can hear 'zis announcement in person. So Monsieur Wyle, please join me in 'ze ring.

Gallas lowers his mic. The crowd comes unglued as Keith Wyle's entrance music begins to play...

[Keith Wyle]

What is this show missing hmmmm? a little "Ultimate Satisfaction" oh yeah ;D. Naturally the crowds lets the champ have it as he steps into view, with the platinum strap on his person with the crowd's roars coming from every side. Stopping at the ring apron he closes his eyes and absorbs the moment, allowing the roar of London seep into conscious for a minute before stepping into the ring and holding the pride and glory of XWA high into the air. Letting it rest back upon his shoulder he adjusts it and nods at the returning GM before bringing the mic that sat in his back pocket to his lips

Damn you boys and girls are loud. It sounds like you caught some of that WYYYYLE

STYYYYYYYYLE!

Fever, can't say that I blame you all. I mean you do know that 10 outta 10 doctors say there is no cure WYLE STYLE ;D

Turning to Mr. Gallas

I must say it is good to see you again though, so you wanted the champ well....The Champ is Here

He just had to say it didn't he?

[gallas]

Gallas gives him a congratulatory nod as he speaks.

Indeed since winning 'ze world title, you have carried it with poise. And thus far defended it against two VERY capable men in XXL and now Ryan Blaze. Some'zing you should indeed be proud of.

The crowd continues to cheer loudly. A "Wyle Style" chant breaks out for a god 20 seconds before they allow Gallas to continue.

And as evident by 'ze people 'zat fill 'zis arena "Wyle Style" has indeed become an international phenomenon. It takes alot to be a champion. It takes courage. Poise. Resiliency. Dedication. and above all else, 'ze will to strive for more. Because it's not about just becoming a champion, it's about maintaining 'ze drive to STAY a champion. And 'ze man I have chosen exemplifies 'zat every bit as much as you do. A man who I believe, his peers believe, and 'zes fans believe has MORE then paid his due. So without any further or due, allow me to introduce you all, to 'ze man who will face Keith Wyle for 'ze World Title and Only 'Ze Strong...

KRIS CADE!!!

The announcement almost blows the roof off of the arena...

Buzz: WHOOOOOOOA!!! Kris Cade!!! This is INCREDIBLE!!!

Roach: He couldn't have set that up any better. If there is one man on the roster, perhaps in the BUSINESS that has the poise of a true champ, it's Kris Cade. This is BIG. This is ASTRONOMICALLY big.

Gallas lowers his mic, and anticipation rises as Cade's music hits the PA...

[cade]

The lights in the arena dim, and a brand new entrance video hits the jumbrotron and Fort Minor's "100 Degrees" blares over the PA. Kris Cade enters the arena met with a thunderous roar from the crowd. He stops and looks around with a smile on his face before making the walk to the ring. He rolls in and jumps up onto the top rope, raising his fists in the air as crowd shows there love. He hops down and takes a look at the two men in the ring with him. Handed a mic from outside, Kris readies his response.

I want to first of say to Mr. Gallas that again, it's a joy to have you back in the saddle...

The camera switches to show some of the many "Critical Mass" signs in the arena.

And to Keith, Congrats on another successful title defense. You and me, we're cut from the same cloth. Before 2007, we were nobodies. No knew either of us from a whole in the wall. The two of us, we're TRULY children on XWA. This is both of our first professional gigs. And the two of us have made the most of every chance we've had. We've fought. We've bled. We've endured. And as it stands now, we're household names. A far cry from how it was when we started.

Kris nods as the crowd continues to rain down praise.

And I think it's fitting that this PPV is called "Only The Strong", and is being held in Italy. Because on that night, two gladiators are going to step in this ring, and fight for the greatest prize in wrestling, and no...I don't mean Amber Gianni.

A small joke to the champ.

Everyman who steps in those ropes lives for the moment in time they can be called WORLD champion. And I will admit, it's been a dream of mines since the day I learned how to do Hammer Lock. I don't even have to say that I'm expecting the best from you in this match. You're the champ, you're ALREADY the best. But September 30th, I'm going to do my DAMNEDEST to be the man who went further, fought harder, and out dueled you. My goal? Simple. To be the man who outlasted "Wyle Style".

Lowering his mic, Kris awaits Keith's reply.

[Keith Wyle]

Keith smirks at the annoucement of Kris Cade as the new #1 contender and laughs at Kris' Jab at him before bringing up the mic

I gotta say it and no this is not sucking up, this is how you do things.

The crowds roars as Keith attempts to continue

I gotta say I'm surprised to see you come out here Kris with all the mouths in the back running around talking bout how they're gonna become a 3-time champ or finally get their world title cause of their name and it's expected of them or how they're "pedigree" will show how us bastards of the west how to hold a championship...

EVERYONE in attendance knew exactly of whom Keith spoke of not like he cared if they wanted to do something about it

But enough of the imitators...now unto you Mr. Mass Effect ;D. The one guy that causes a certain electricity to stir when they're name is spoke besides me of course. It just started to happened when you lost the Pure Title, everyone's talking

Keith stands back, covers his mouth and the mic and begins to whisper

When Kris gonna step up and go for the platinum....psst....psst..I bet Kris will make a great world champ......think about it Keith Wyle vs Kris Cade, dream match dude ..psst...psst

Going back to his normal position

You sir are the talk of the town, and that's just when you lost a title match. Kris man you are PURE rules, that's your domain, your kingdom. I have ventured in that domain once...I gotta say wouldn't mind going back one day

BuZZ: Keith Wyle: PURE champ is does have a nice ring to it

Roach: Yes it does but Keith Wyle: World Champ sounds the best of all

BuZZ: Sooo True

But that's the rub Kris, PURE rules is one set of rules, one style of match. A match style you excel at but as the world champ I have to excel and adapt to every ruleset and moveset....Truth be told PURE is your kingdom and the world is mine

The crowd shows their agreement with his statement

You think you ready for that, I mean you say I wanna be the first to outlast Wyle Style, but no no it's not just regular Wyle Style, what you're gonna get from me is Championship Wyle Style. When I turn it on like never before, where I put on a show like none have seen before the kind that the kids on the net talk about, the one that they youtube it for everyone to see. You sure you ready for that Mass Effect

[cade]

Kris nods. It was just what he he'd expected to hear. There was a reason Keith was World champ. No matter what, he was ready to hold his own. Kris raises his mic to speak.

You're100% correct, Keith. Pure rules is but one style of match. And yes, I've pretty much put the Pure rules on the map. But it's not because I was a better wrestler then everyone I faced. Not a chance. Because I was beaten before, by the very man YOU beat at Solstice, Ryan Blaze. I had my success because to survive in Pure rules, as I've said plenty of times before, skill means nothing...conditioning is EVERYTHING. And if there is one thing I can claim without fail it's that I AM the best conditioned athlete in wrestling today. Training. Dedication and Fortitude. THAT'S what Critical Mass is.

As Kris takes a look at the World Title, he continues.

There comes a point where a man has to ascend to greater things. And that on your shoulder, is what I chose to ascend to. I could have waited to get my shot. But when Mr. Gallas came to me after Solstice, and told me that he, Ms. Blackheart AND the Board Of Directors all came to the same conclusion, I decided that what needed to do, was prepare for battle. And that's what I'm coming to do, Keith. Battle. I have all the respect in the world for you. You're one of the most respected men in the game right now, but I'm not coming to win second prize. I'm coming to be the next world champ.

[punch]

FREEZE...YOU KNOW WHO IT IS...IT'S ME BITCHES!!!

The new theme of !!!Jonny Punch!!! hits the PA, and everyone's favorite asshole comes out to the stage. With him is about five "little people" carrying signs that said "Down With Straight Edge" and sporting his trademark "Straight Edge Stop Buster" T-shirt. Carrying the Punchaphone (FYI: It's a mic with a big fat JP slapped on it), Jonny takes aim.

Now HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD on there, lil buckeroos. So the communist is the new No. 1 contender is he? Great, friggin' GREAT. That mean I have me a match against a guy who could in a few weeks time be the next World Champ. You know what that means?

Jonny looks around as if someone actually did...

Do ya?

Blank stares and silence...

Ok, I guess not. It means that when I KICK YOUR ASS tonight, I'll be damn near good enough to be World Champ myself. Cuz let's face it. Puff Daddy over there is no champion. He's a loud mouth shnook who's got the lucky of the Irish on his side. Now that bald guy, O'Dell. HE was a champ to be proud of. Not some guy with a tiger fetish who's career highlight to this point is that his GIRL made Jon Payne tap. Way ta' go..."Champ".

As the "Munchkins" continue to pickit around Jonny, he continues his rant.

The mission for me is CLEAR!!! TOTAL eradication of poser ass punks, Straight edge dingle berries, and weak tough FAKES. And I see two of em standing in the ring RIGHT NOW. And that goes for you to Sylvia...I mean Sylas. I've got a nice restaurant style beatin' with you name on it, you media ho. And when I'm done with ya', you're gonna be on yer knees...alot like that lil slut ya' run with. Except ya won't be doin' "the job" like she does. You'll be beggin' for me not to bash your FUCKIN' SKULL IN! Jonny's pissed. And it's better to be pissed off, then pissed on. And I SURE as hell plan to PEE or your god damn graves after I slit each and every one of your damn necks.

Jonny true to form...

[unknown]

Moron said his name.. ya know what that means.
Sylas comes walking out and starts kicking the munchkins off the stage onto the concrete. After he does that he walks up Jonny Punch and pulls out a mic from his belt that was tucked in

Listen here donkey punch. Go make a name for yourself off someone else. Your shits tired and weak, you obviously don't know how to spell, as Straightedge is ONE WORD not TWO. Perhaps if you weren't on your knees for the "chosen ones" your friends with, you might learn something, other then the fact that O'dell likes swallowers, not spitters. But thats all good in all, because we know you down the semen like you were a killer whale and a navy ship just sunk. Thats common knowledge, everyone here knows it.

And the fact you gotta run around with a megaphone to get your voice heard, speaks volumes about your speaking skills. Megaphones are for cheerleaders and 80's managers. You certainly aren't a manager, ya should be cause your wrestling skills are up there with a fat black women in need of oxygen, so that must mean your a QUEERLEADER! But instead of hearing "RAH RAH RAH" from you, I keep hearing "BLAH BLAH BLAH" as in shut your mouth, don't talk about me, don't talk about Zoli. I pinned you at Solstice, showing that your nothing in the ring and that I'm BETTER THAN YOU!

So roll roll roll your joint ass on outta here and do yourself in amongst a blaze of glory.. or chronic, whatever ya choose. Either way, if you continue to try to make a name for yourself off me and my career.. I'll slit your fucking throat and watch you bleed to death you fucking PUNK!

Yep, it's official.. Sylas has gone politically incorrect. He don't give a fuck who you are or what you are anymore. If your calling him out, your gonna get told

[cade]

Before either of the other two men in the ring could even move, Kris is the first to respond.

You know what, Punch. You have an issue. And I mean a MAJOR issue. It's not so much that you're a dickhead. But you're a UNIVERSAL dickhead. Even to guys you don't know from a hole in the wall. But you know me pretty dam well. And tonight...tonight I know EXACTLY how Adam Devlin feels. Because I consider you my Thanatos. Except that in Adam's case, his focus is getting payback for a match he lost soundly. Where as me, it's payback for a match I NEVER SHOULD HAVE LOST!!!

Kris sneers at the very presence of Punch. It takes a lot for Kris to hate someone, and Jonny pretty much fit the bill in spades.

You come out here and have the nerve to call people fakes? ALL you've done in XWA to this point is piss people off and swing chairs and 2x4's. You're not a wrestler, you're a DRUGGIE. I'm going to enjoy every agonizing minute of handing you your god damn ASS tonight.

Kris stands in anticipation of Jonny's response.

[punch]

Jonny smiles as Styles pitches a bitch fit...

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, did I make the little baby mad? Did I upset you? My bad. I didn't mean to piss of the ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY Sylas Styles. I mean, you're a LEGEND, right???

Jonny pauses.

NOT!!!

What you are is a piss poor piece of Canadian SHIT. Make a NAME for myself off YOU??? YOU!!! A guy who's had his ass handed to him mor then his chick hikes hers up in the air to take backshots? NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW. I just feel like pissing you off. And lucky me...I did. Yea, you pinned me, in a Battle Royal. Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig whoop.

Jonny reaches into his pocket and pulls at a cookie. He throws it on the floor in front of Styles.

There ya go. You earned it. But like funboy in the ring over there, you can never...Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever beat me one on one. Why? Cuz YOU AINT SHIT!!! You're better then me where? How? Cuz you've beat up a whole bunch of other jackass in other companies? Because so many of these fans and guys backstage "respect" you cuz your SOOOOOOOOOOOOO great?

Jonny starts sniffing around. He then takes one HUGE whiff...

What the hell is that? Do I smell PUSSY? Why I do...and it's coming from YOU. I'm obligated to put my foot up your Canadian ass right now. But for the benefit of the fans who'd hate to see you dumb ass carted outta here in a zip lock, I'm gonna wait. Because as soon as I'm done with Cade, you're gonna be my "Special" friend. Whether you like it or not. So choke on THAT, cock sucker.

And then...back to Cade...

As for YOU. Ooooooooooooooooooh boy oh boy oh boy. I'm gonna give YOU the first part of the ass kicking I'm gonna give HIM. Because he's effectively pissed me off. Now someone give this bitch a wetnap, I think he's about ta' cry again.

Jonny Punch. The asshole. No one does it better.

[unknown]

Sylas gets right in his face

Hit me big shot! You think you can take me, do it. Hit me. Back up your fucking big talk.

HIT ME!

HIT ME!!!

FUCKING HIT ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

He stands there waiting for something to happen, nothing does.

Thats what I thought.. your just a bitch with a mouth that flaps worse then the lips between Amber Gianni's legs.

You want to kick my ass so bad. Do it.. do it tonight. You beat me.. I'll leave XWA.. I'll put my contract on the line... FUCK IT, I got nothing to lose. I'll put mine, PoV's and Zolis contracts on the line. You beat me and I'll gladly leave this piece of shit company. It needs a wellness policy and drug testing anyways..

so accept the challenge.. beat me and we all walk away. We wouldn't wanna show our faces here after losing to someone as low as you on the ladder of this industry. Mr bottom of the barrel, bottom rung on the ladder

[punch]

NOOOOOOOOOW Jonny was all smiles.

Acontract match? Damn dude, are you THAT desperate to shut me up? Or do you have that much contempt for this place that you're fuckin' ego is pretty much doin' tha dew for ya'? Do I really have to kick your ass for you to leave? If that's so important to ya, "Big Shot", you've got dough. By you're mangy ass a ticket back to the states and as the British here say "piss off".

Jonny look into the ring at Mr. Gallas.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE let be kick this son of bitch's teeth in so I can add another Straight Edge BITCH on my resume of guys I sent runnin' outta here with there tail between there legs.

He looks back at Styles.

And that's right, I said STRAIGHT...EDGE...with a gap in it. Correct me again you phonics fetished pussy.

Jonny grins. Was he getting under his skin? Who knows,. But he was damn sure enjoying it.

[unknown]

Pffft.. do whatever the fuck you want. I don't give a shit about you or anyone in this company anyways. If that match is booked, good, I'll be here to kick your ass and humiliate you worse then you do on your own. If it's not booked, fuck it, I'm still gone. I'd rather work in a bar in Detroit then for a company that employs everyone in the world who thinks they are the only GOD in this world. Seriously.. if all you other piece of shit talents were as good as you say you are, you'd all be champions by now.. you'd all have belts.

And Happy 9/11 you fucking ignorant American. It's shit like this and pieces of shit humans like you that made this day what it is. Arrogance, Holier Then Thou attitudes, a feeling that you can do whatever you want, wherever you want with no repercussions. Leave it to America to make a holiday out of something like what happened. You all promised to change your ways, promised to treat eachother better, but all you did was send more killers to a country where you kill more and more innocent civilians for being human.

Fuck you Punch. Fuck you America and FUCK YOU XWA! I'll take Canada and free health care over your arrogant police of the world country.

(OOC: These are not my personal opinions, so no backlash from you guys who bash Canada every chance you get)

[punch]

Jonny pauses...





and Laughs...


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!! WOW!!! Ok, ok ok...someone please break out the Midol. I think the lady right here is on the rag.

Jonny shakes his head. As he smiles dickeheadidly (Yup, making my own words up now), he continues.

I never promised to do JACK SHIT. And you call ME low? A 9/11 crack? WOOOOOOOOOOOW, now THAT'S heart felt. If you're looking for an excuse to pack up and leave back to whatever god awful piece of shit fed ya came from, do us a fave. Shew...

He does the corresponding gesture with his hand.

Cuz using me as a means to be your excuse, so you can show up some other place and be all "YAAAAAAAAAAAADDA YADA, XWA aint shit"...THAT'S classless. And I know a thing or two about not having any class. And right about now...heheheeeeeeeeeeeeh...I'm lookin' like Donald Trump compared to you.

He looks to Gallas...

I'll even pull double duty tonight. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE let me mop the floor with this Canadian cum bucket. You give me this match and I'll...i'll...I dunno...but it'll be something BIG!!! Like not smoke for a week *Gasp* Did I just say that? COME ONE BOSSMAN!!! Give me this piece of shit!!!

[unknown]

Yeah Gallas.. sign it and take the chance to lose talent. Lose a guy who has been a World Champion everywhere he's gone and worked. Lose a LEGEND in this business because of some arrogant piece of shit noob who doesn't know his place in the world. XWA is supposed to be the best of the best right? Then why allow a piece of shit cock in the mouth like Donkey Punch here in the door?

And I'm not using you as an excuse, I'm using you as a catalyst and a punching bag. Because every piece of shit wrestler on this roster thinks they are the greatest wrestler ever, some of them have prior accomplishments, some of them aren't jack shit but a rookie with a handout from their rich parents.

And you.. if you spent as much time training, wrestling and learning how to wrestle better, as you do smoking fucking weed, maybe you'd be more then the guy everyone laughs at in the back because your so addicted to drugs, that your offering blowjobs to the guys for quarters, so you can save up to by another ounce of the skunk weed you smoke.