Post by chet on Oct 29, 2007 8:08:48 GMT -5
Chet arrives at Devil's Night carrying his sportsbag with the lovable loser Kristin Hager by her side...
So Chet are you gonna aply for a spot at Devil's Night?
Don't know Kristin, I don't think people would like me sharing the same highspot than O'Dell, Keith Wyle, etcetera...
And why not Chet? You have wrestled more matches than all those together!
Ehem.... Because those have won more than I have
So what Chet? I haven't won a match yet. However I have wrestled more matches than any of the Diamonds.
Yeah you are right Kristin, I am more veteran than all those! I know I have 21 loses on my back! But I am still more veteran than all those! Boxer Reggie Strickland has lost 276 bouts! But he is the boxer who has fought more matches!
Yeah Chet! And we are like him! We might have the worst win/lose ratio in XWA! But we are the most veteran! So Andrew Chet Dixon, grab your balls, walk with your head held high.
And DEMAND! For a spot!
Kristin since when did you get so bossy?
Since I saw you winning matches! Chet Dixon this is your chance!
Chet and Kristin get into a supposed cue for demanding a spot in Devil's Night. When it's Chet's cue he demands strongly
MISS!!! I DEMAND a spot in Devil's Night! I want my chance! I need my chance! I ask for my chance! And I want that chance!
Well Mr. Dixon, this is the cue for betting in a boxing bout
Uh.. Well who's boxing?
Cory Spinks vs Reggie Strickland
I bet 5 bucks that Strickland wins
Chet are you on your right mind?!? Strickland is a loser! a tomato can!
So are we Kristin, so are we! Well lady 5 bucks for Strickland
Allright... why doesn't he just throw those 5 $ to the bin?
Chet and Kristin get out of the betting room, and keep looking for the PPV, they walk in Las Vegas and they spot a banner that reads Devil's Night
It's here Kristin! Come on let's get here
Unfortunately for Chet, it's a comedy club he goes to the comedians cue and Chet applies for a spot to a sarcastic man
You! I came here for a spot! I deserve that spot! I CLAIM that spot!
Calm down boy, you'll have your spot in front of that lousy brick wall... I think you can beat the Irish and Scottish comedians... They just spent 90 minutes drinking
Comedians? Uh no I am wrong I was dema..
Chet then gets pushed into the stage where he is left alone and has to entertain a Simon Colwell-like crowd, Kristin is there too. Chet sweating a lot starts improvising.
Uhm.... Hehe, you know that joke, that there are two drunks who ask each other:
You know how much I need to reach Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan?
And the other one replies
Just the oven! ;D
the stereotypical comedian battery beat hits as nobody laughs Chet sweats even more.
Allright here goes another one:
A motorbiker goes at illegal speed and he is arrested by a cop, the cop says:
Give me your name
And the biker says
If I give to you then how am I called? ;D
the beat hits again as the crowd again has no reaction, Chet looks even more nervous
Right a cop
the sarcastic man that had hired Chet appears taking him out of stage. Chet and Kristin are promptly kicked out of the comedy club
It seems that we aren't having any luck, let me ask Chet.... Excuse me sir, do you know where's Devil's Night?
Unfortunately Kristin had asked that to a pimp
Oh... I said I don't play with S&M bitches!! But if ya wanna know where that dungenon is, it's right there!
The angry anti S&M pimp leaves as Kristin enters where the pimp pointed
That guy's gotta be a smark
Kristin then exits the room, dressed as a Dominatrix!
Wow Kristin! You just look like a WoW lady!
The damn leather is itching... And what's that?
Kristin takes out a green light dildo from her outfit
Look Chet it's a laser sable from Star Wars.... LUKE! I AM YOUR FATHER! He! He! Get one Chet I have another one here ;D
Kristin takes another dildo from her outfit
Uh Kristin I think that's not a sword
Oh come on Chet! Or I should say Qui-Gonn Jin, I am Darth Mole. En gard!
First of all it's Darth Maul and secondly it's en...
Chet gets hit with the dildo as Kristin and Chet engage in a dildo-sword fight, two policeman saw them and they think they are perverts
Stop you perverts! You are under arrest!
Aaaah! The cops!
This damn leather heels don't allow me to run fast!
Oh damn
Chet piggy-backs Kristin as they start running from the cops..: After running for a while, they eventually make it on the PPV stadium and reach the cues for a spot in Devil's Night
Arf... Arf... Arf...
unfortunately for Chet there is another sarcastic man
Uuuuh calm down Romeo, I saw you played hard with your lady, or did she played hard with you eh?
I am not in the mood for Canadian jokes... EH?
I want my spot!
Yeah you better give him the spot or I'll whip ya!
I can't give spots lady Vandersexxx it's Mr. Gallas who decides that, sit on those plastic chairs
But other aplicants have comfy chairs
Other aplicants ain't lost more than twenty matches, sit there
After those misadventures, Chet and Kristin finally sit down, catching their breath and waiting for their spot to be confirmed, will that be possible? We'll see
So Chet are you gonna aply for a spot at Devil's Night?
Don't know Kristin, I don't think people would like me sharing the same highspot than O'Dell, Keith Wyle, etcetera...
And why not Chet? You have wrestled more matches than all those together!
Ehem.... Because those have won more than I have
So what Chet? I haven't won a match yet. However I have wrestled more matches than any of the Diamonds.
Yeah you are right Kristin, I am more veteran than all those! I know I have 21 loses on my back! But I am still more veteran than all those! Boxer Reggie Strickland has lost 276 bouts! But he is the boxer who has fought more matches!
Yeah Chet! And we are like him! We might have the worst win/lose ratio in XWA! But we are the most veteran! So Andrew Chet Dixon, grab your balls, walk with your head held high.
And DEMAND! For a spot!
Kristin since when did you get so bossy?
Since I saw you winning matches! Chet Dixon this is your chance!
Chet and Kristin get into a supposed cue for demanding a spot in Devil's Night. When it's Chet's cue he demands strongly
MISS!!! I DEMAND a spot in Devil's Night! I want my chance! I need my chance! I ask for my chance! And I want that chance!
Well Mr. Dixon, this is the cue for betting in a boxing bout
Uh.. Well who's boxing?
Cory Spinks vs Reggie Strickland
I bet 5 bucks that Strickland wins
Chet are you on your right mind?!? Strickland is a loser! a tomato can!
So are we Kristin, so are we! Well lady 5 bucks for Strickland
Allright... why doesn't he just throw those 5 $ to the bin?
Chet and Kristin get out of the betting room, and keep looking for the PPV, they walk in Las Vegas and they spot a banner that reads Devil's Night
It's here Kristin! Come on let's get here
Unfortunately for Chet, it's a comedy club
he goes to the comedians cue and Chet applies for a spot to a sarcastic manYou! I came here for a spot! I deserve that spot! I CLAIM that spot!
Calm down boy, you'll have your spot in front of that lousy brick wall... I think you can beat the Irish and Scottish comedians... They just spent 90 minutes drinking
Comedians? Uh no I am wrong I was dema..
Chet then gets pushed into the stage where he is left alone and has to entertain a Simon Colwell-like crowd, Kristin is there too. Chet sweating a lot starts improvising.
Uhm.... Hehe, you know that joke, that there are two drunks who ask each other:
You know how much I need to reach Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan?
And the other one replies
Just the oven! ;D
the stereotypical comedian battery beat hits as nobody laughs
Chet sweats even more.Allright here goes another one:
A motorbiker goes at illegal speed and he is arrested by a cop, the cop says:
Give me your name
And the biker says
If I give to you then how am I called? ;D
the beat hits again as the crowd again has no reaction, Chet looks even more nervous
Right
a copthe sarcastic man that had hired Chet appears taking him out of stage. Chet and Kristin are promptly kicked out of the comedy club
It seems that we aren't having any luck, let me ask Chet.... Excuse me sir, do you know where's Devil's Night?
Unfortunately Kristin had asked that to a pimp
Oh... I said I don't play with S&M bitches!! But if ya wanna know where that dungenon is, it's right there!
The angry anti S&M pimp leaves as Kristin enters where the pimp pointed
That guy's gotta be a smark
Kristin then exits the room, dressed as a Dominatrix!
Wow Kristin! You just look like a WoW lady!
The damn leather is itching... And what's that?
Kristin takes out a green light dildo from her outfit
Look Chet it's a laser sable from Star Wars.... LUKE! I AM YOUR FATHER! He! He! Get one Chet I have another one here ;D
Kristin takes another dildo from her outfit
Uh Kristin I think that's not a sword
Oh come on Chet! Or I should say Qui-Gonn Jin, I am Darth Mole. En gard!
First of all it's Darth Maul and secondly it's en...
Chet gets hit with the dildo
as Kristin and Chet engage in a dildo-sword fight, two policeman saw them and they think they are perverts Stop you perverts! You are under arrest!
Aaaah! The cops!
This damn leather heels don't allow me to run fast!
Oh damn
Chet piggy-backs Kristin as they start running from the cops..: After running for a while, they eventually make it on the PPV stadium
and reach the cues for a spot in Devil's Night Arf... Arf... Arf...
unfortunately for Chet there is another sarcastic man
Uuuuh calm down Romeo, I saw you played hard with your lady, or did she played hard with you eh?
I am not in the mood for Canadian jokes... EH?
I want my spot!Yeah you better give him the spot or I'll whip ya!
I can't give spots lady Vandersexxx it's Mr. Gallas who decides that, sit on those plastic chairs
But other aplicants have comfy chairs
Other aplicants ain't lost more than twenty matches, sit there
After those misadventures, Chet and Kristin finally sit down, catching their breath and waiting for their spot to be confirmed, will that be possible? We'll see