Post by ohno on Oct 29, 2007 7:21:49 GMT -5
The following has been a prepaid promotional message from the mind of the STARR of the show, as seen on www.yougotstarrd.com
It's come to my attention that the minds behind what matters have left 3 slots open for the devils playground. A match which partakes within a hellacious structure referred to as many names including an elimination chamber. A fitting home to the hell which will take place on Devils Night. And who is amongst the playground?
Jon Payne! Been there, done that, hard to find a challenge.
Keith Wyle! Our "Champ" amongst the elite. Alright, he's got an impressive resume of wins and losses, but he's no Brent Starr when it comes to the big game hunters.
Last but not least, my close personal friend, Scott O'Dell! If I knew I couldn't get in on the fun, I'd put my money on him coming out ontop of the competition.. BUT.. I can get into the match, and no offense Scott, but If I'm in this match, it means that ANYTHING can and WILL happen.
Let's be honest, we know in order to get it through the thick skulls of these so called "talented wrestlers" that your the best around, you have to have that world title. We all know that when it comes to talking the game, it gets no better then this. Many try to reach my level, few come even close enough to breathe the air. It's too high and the air is too thin up here to live, because the plateau I stand upon is made for one man and one man only. The man the execs need to choose to fill a role in the playground.
Brent "FUCKING" Starr!
The way I see it, I'm no second fiddle in this industry, I'm first fucking chair and can't nobody take my spot. And yet, my spot is being warmed up for me as we speak because in this company, a bunch of joe blow nobodies got the jump on "ratings" and "points" by half assing their way through a few months of their boring matches and promos. No more though, because in the playground, I'll be at home.
I'm the bully who shoved you off the monkey bars. I'm the guy who spun you off the mary-go-round. I'm the kid who walked up the slide backwards, stopping you from sliding down, and when you did ever get to the bottom, I had a hand full of sand for your eyes. Cause this is my playground! This is MY hell.. and your just decaying in it.
The record speaks for itself!
The fans speak for themselves!
The RATINGS speak for themselves!
Including me makes this an ELITE event!
NOT including me is a true crime that will forever be on the hands of the execs who made the wrong decision.
So, there you have it. I've said what I must, did what I can and now the rest is in the hands of the people who bring you the show! If they don't include me...we all riot!