Vegas Roulette (Chet)

[Syrus The Entertainer]

"Whatcha Got" by Brother Ali plays as the crowd in the Thomas & Mack center cheer on the appearance of the hometown hero Syrus Sykes. He steps out onto the stage and soaks in the crowd.

BuZZ: Look at the swagger on Syrus' mug. You'd almost think that he wasn't on the losing end of that match last week on TakeDown.

Roach: Well it kinda bears the question, does Chet Dixon beating Sykes count as an upset? I mean, Syrus came along late in the season, so Chet has him in experience...

BuZZ: Dude, Chet beating ANYBODY is an upset. Can you believe that he's going to be in the Devil's Playground match now? I feel sorry for the guy...

First and foremost, lemme just say that it's good to be back up in the desert. Being on the road as much as I have in the indoes and then here in XWA, I don't get back here much, but it's always good and nice to be back in the LV. Whassup?

Crowd: Whassup!?

I'll tell you whassup! See I said earlier in the week that I had a little surprise for everyone's favorite underdog Chet Dixon. I said there was gonna be some retribution for his big for nothing ass catchin' me off guard with a damn lucha libre move, and right here, right now we're gonna show that surprise off.

Syrus then steps off the stage and back through the entry way...

BuZZ: W...where's he going?

...then comes back out pushing along with what looks like a roulette table!

Cheety, I mean Chetty...first off lemme congratulate you for getting picked for that Devil's Playground match later on tonight, cuz you see if you're string of luck continues and you actually become the champ, then after tonignt I'll have a VICTORY against the champ, and that my friends...is stroke. Now, we here in Vegas, so I figured, why not play us a little game of Roulette. You can't come along and NOT put some stakes on the table, brotha. Now, come take a closer look at this Mr. Cameraman...

The camera follows and focuses in on the roulette wheel itself. Instead of dollar amounts on it though, it has match types.

Yeah, you see...all different kinds of matches to choose from, and it doesn't matter which one you choose Chet, I'm gonna beat you in it. Now all you gotta do is come on out and spin the wheel, but I guarantee you that tonight you wont be beating the house!

And so Syrus awaits the arrival on stage of Chet Dixon to come out and play...

[chet]

"Pacman Fever" by Buckner & Garcia hits the P.A as the videogame man himself Chet Dixon appears being accompanied by Kristin Hager, Chet sports a football helmet, a chest protector, shoulder pads, elbow pads, shin guards and everything that can protect from blows, the fans see that he kinda fears the main event he got himself into. Kristin grabs the mic and starts speaking

Hey Syrus! Here Chet you can tell he is pretty focused in his main event match. We underwent through a serious training envolving raw egg eating and running the stairs of a museum, too bad we didn't found a museum in Las Vegas and we had to run the stairs of the hotel.

Nevertheless you can tell that Chet's face oozes confidence

Chet's face seemingly also oozes gastrical problems. Kristin keeps speaking as Chet is too "confident" to do so

So you now want to challenge the man who'll be a world champ? I gotta admit you have guts Syrus, but Chet will roll up you again like he did in the previous match, and there won't be any DJT Dawg to ruin the match. And guess what Chet beat you before and he'll beat you again no matter in what match, tonight Chet is the winner

Chet who hasn't spoken yet reaches the roulette, he tries to pull the lever but whoever... His stomach emits a very nasty noise, Chet grabs his gut and rushes out to the ring, Kristin stays there

You see how focused he is? I'll pull the lever for him, we are all sure that Chet must be training right now

Well if you consider kneeling in front of the toilet training, Chet is doing plenty of it

So I'll pull the lever for him

Kristin pulls the lever, however she's so weak that the roulette doesn't even spin a half-circle, the roulette stops in a...... TLC match!

Cool! a TLC match is an excellent warm-up for Chet!

Chet appears after having left for solving gastric issues, he seems to be pretty recovered right now, but also he hasn't all his protectors over him, he removed them for attending his gastric issues. Chet walks to the ring and sees that the match is a TLC

TLC eh? Well Syrus I hope you are ready to hit the showers again, boy because I proved and stated that Syrus.. Is a System failure! It doesn't matter you are in your hometown, tonight, I am the winner, so if you have anything more to say, say it now because your silver-tongue won't avoid me pinning you again with a lucha libre move

Yeah!

Kristin high-fives Chet as they wait for an answer of Syrus "System Failure" Sykes.

[Syrus The Entertainer]

Well the wheel turned and the choice was chosen. It could've been anything but it winds up being a TLC!

BuZZ: We are about to witness the death of Chet Dixon tonight. He was 27, survived by his two sisters Christina and Sarah and his girlfriend Kristin...

Well now ain't that the luck of the draw right there people! A TLC match! That's great my man, that's just great. So now not only can I beat you, I can beat you down! See that's exactly what's gonna happen tonight, Chetty...you're gonna get beat down AND beat up all at once.

You think the fact that having those big blunt objects around is gonna save you from this ass-whoopin' you got comin' to you? Hah Hah Hah...

I DON'T THINK SO!!!

See there ain't gonna be no third wheel this time around. There ain't gonna be no taking advantage while a guy is catching his breath, all there's gonna be one man getting knocked around the ring so hard that even his GIRL is gonna feel it in the morning. Tonight the fairytale ends for you Chet. When I'm done with you there isn't gonna be anything left for the Devil's Playground except a dude who got as many external ailments as he's got internal ones. You better bring back all that protective gear you had, brotha...you're gonna need it!

[chet]

The announcers keep speaking as Chet locks up in a stare with Syrus Sykes

Roach: Ehem, BuZZ, Chet Dixon is 24 not 27

BuZZ: Who cares? What matters is that this loser has lost all his Lucky Charms, tonight Chet Dixon's lucky spree comes to an end, provided by Syrus "The System" Sykes

Roach: Lucky spree? Oh come on, the fact Chet did a lucha move proves how underrated he is by the management

Chet after having stared for a while, then grabs the mic

I won't need my protective gear, I didn't needed when I whooped your ass once, and I won't even need this for whooping your ass twice

Chet removes his Pacman t-shirt throwing it to the fans. Everyone's revealed that Chet has tattoos in his back and his chest. Much to everyone's surprise... well or not. Chet has a Super Mario tattoo on his left pectoral and a Donkey Kong tattoo on his right pectoral. He then shows his Ryu/Ken stand off he has tattoed on his upper back. The fans cheer

So Sykes, like a popular man in Las Vegas says, Judge Mills Lane.... Let's Get It On! And please Sykes this time whenever I hit a roll up pin, don't sue me for having stolen it from Los Luchasticos. Take your loses like a man, like I did!

Enough speaking for my part, so want to start the match while the crew brings the plundah?

Yeah start the match! Sykes you'll get jobbed again!

Kristin then gets in the corner hoping for her friend to win.

[Syrus The Entertainer]

Now Now, I know you're all anxious to get that ass whooped tonight, but I'm not geared up myself as you can see. You're just gonna have to hang back and wait until later tonight. Don't worry though, you're gonna get what coming to you, and I'm gonna show my people here in Las Vegas...

*cheap pop*

...that every dog has his day, and your days are done, dog.

With that he drops his mic and his theme picks up once again while he points in the couple's direction backing his way out of the scene.

BuZZ: I don't quite think that Chet is taking this as serious as he should. Sykes is as focussed as he's ever been from the looks of it, and Dixon might be in for a long night if he just thinks this is all fun and games.

Roach: Well, he's a fun-loving guy...but I gotta agree to some extent, this could be the biggest night of his career, but he's going to be in the ring against some serious competition. That easy-going attitude of his might be his undoing. I guess we'll have to see later tonight. Good luck Chet!

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