On 'n poppin' (*Starr*)

[manup]

Hello everyone, Fabiola here. And I'm joined right now by "The King Of New York" Jayson Jones.

Jay-J steps into the camera shot, met by a boisterous cheer from the Vegas crowd.

Last week, you fought Brent Starr in an impressive match. One that ended in a rather questionable manner. Brent's hand was a mere inches away from the ropes. What are your thoughts on this???

My thoughts??? What's there to think about, Fabs? It's like steppin' up to the plate in the Major Leagues. Sometimes the umpire has a tight strike zone, sometimes he has a wide strike zone. If Brent's got somethin' ta' say about it, let 'em say it to the REF. We came out, we got it on, and tha' betta' man won. But ya' see, Fabs. I ain't NEVA' been tha' type to let a questionable win stick. When I son'a sucka', I want it ta' be INDISPUTABLE. And that's the reason I'm in my gear ta'night.

I was kinda wondering why that was. Are you looking for a match again tonight?

You betta' got'dayum believe it. I know fa' damn sure that Starr's in the building. So I'ma do him a solid. Me and him are gonna dance again. But this time, we gonna take our time. 20 minutes to be exact. Yea, that's right. 20 minutes. An IRONMAN match. No DQ's, NO ROPE BREAKS. Tonight, we gonna see which one of us go the distance.

Jay-J looks to the side as it would appear that he and Fabiola were about to be joined by "The Dean Of PWN U".

[ohno]

Go the distance? Jay-J, your talking about runnin a marathon against a marathon runner.

*
Indeed it was Brent Starr walking in from the side onto camera
*

And I'm not gonna complain too much about the nonexistant tapout in our match last week, but seeing as it is Devils Night, we'll refer to it as a ghost call on the refs behalf. Somethings like this happen from time to time, the refs can't ALWAYS be right. Now, if you wanna call that a win, then fine. You can be Barry Bonds'd and have your win with an asterik due to a ref taking the match into his own hands and making a controversial call.

Now you plan to "rectify" the situation by going 20 more minutes with me! Atleast your manning up.

*
He nods his head in approval
*

Goin Iron man style is something I excel at, and honestly I expected some mumbo jumbo new made up match for devils night, but alright. You want 20 minutes of Starr on PPV, you got it. It can be my warm up match as later on, I'll be going into the devils playground and forcing the decay on the rest of the talent involved in that match, because I'm a clutch player, and I rarely flake under pressure.

[manup]

Jay-J's response was concise and to the point.

Clutch playa', eh? Don't tell me that's gonna be another new tag line. Fact of that' matta' is this, Fam-o. You want one of them cute lil' gimmick matches, you chase down one of those fools who do more talkin' then fightin'. Ya' see, I ain't leavin' nothin' to chance this time. I been hearin' all week about how the refs call was "Questionable". And the last thing I want is...as you say...and "Asterisk" next to Jayson Jones BEATIN' Brent Starr's ass. This time, when I whoop that ass, there ain't gonna be NO excuses. Nothin' to be said accept you tried ta' ride, and got ROLLED ON. Das' wassup.