Post by "The R*" Robby Sylk on Oct 30, 2007 12:16:25 GMT -5
The Devil's Night PPV is in full swing when the sounds of The Shop Boyz' hit "Party Like A Rockstar" hits the Thomas & Mack. Out from the back steps out the R*Star making his way to the ring as brash and cocky as ever.
Roach: Now there goes the luckiest man alive. Last week, Kayn threw Robby Sylk aroound like a sack of potatoes but the "R*Star" STILL managed to pick up the win with a sudden "Red Carpet Treatment" after being launched over the top rope only moments before!
BuZZ: Luck? No Roachy it was timing! Timing is everything and Sylk timed his attack beeeyooootifully! He took advantage of the big man trying to play Lucha Libre after he showed off that power, THAT'S what got him that win.
Roach: Well, like him or hate him, Robby Sylk is a man who's sitting on cloud nine right now, and right now he's in the ring...
Vegas, Vegas, Vegas...The R*Star is in the HIZZZZZZOWSE!!!
Now...all this week, all I've been hearing is about how lucky I was to beat Kayn at TakeDown. You know I find it funny how the subject of "luck" get brought up here where we are right now. Correct me if I'm wrong but this IS Las Vegas, right?
*cheap pop*
Yeah...it is. The most UNLUCKIEST place on the entire freaking planet!
*boos*
I mean, where else can you not only lose your life savings in 20 minutes, but get burned by every f'n STD in the book! Yeah there's a damn good reason why they say "What happens here stays here", and that's because if anyone in the other 49 states knew about what you freaks and idiots do here they'd have you seceded from the Union! You guys...all this frickin' money you make off of people, all the broken dreams and sex that you peddle, heh heh...it reminds me of LA actually, but at least we have some class, not to mention a few sports teams. BURRRRRRRRN!!!
I could go on and on about you idiots, but back to the subject of luck here, some of you out there say I had "Lady Luck" on my side last week. Yeah, he might have tossed me around like a rag doll. Yeah he might thrown me outta the ring about 20,000 times, but in the end I showed him and YOU why it is that I have more resilience, more tenacity, more intestinal...no no no...more TESTICULAR fortitude than any man in the XWA today! I proved then, just like I'm gonna prove tonight exactly why I am the MAN. The man who in a few weeks time is gonna walk into XGames and walk out not only as the "Red Carpet Special", not only as the SHOW-STOPPA...but as YOUR XWA World Champion AND the first ever Combatant Xtraordinaire!
Now...I won't jump the gun too fast, I mean this IS Devil's Night after all and later on we're gonna have ourselves a match inside of that thing hanging up there, and someone's gonna walk outta here on the "top of the mountain". I'll be a sport and let them enjoy it for as long as they can...seeing as when next they defend that title it'll be ME taking it from their ass, so to the champ, whomever you may be after tonight, congrats...and keep that belt nice and shiny for me.
Tonight though, tonight I'm gonna silence the critics, I'm gonna shut up the doubters and make the haters hate even more. You know I love the attention, don't you? Tonight, I'm gonna prove that last week was no fluke. Tonight I'm gonna face Kayn again, and tonight the outcome is gonna be the same as it was last week and the same as it will be in NEEEEWWW YOOOORRRRK CITY...The R*Star being the talk and the toast of the town!
Now Kayn, I know you're back there. Get your big self out here right now, stare me in the eye face to face and tell me how it is that you want me to beat you this week.
Roach: Now there goes the luckiest man alive. Last week, Kayn threw Robby Sylk aroound like a sack of potatoes but the "R*Star" STILL managed to pick up the win with a sudden "Red Carpet Treatment" after being launched over the top rope only moments before!
BuZZ: Luck? No Roachy it was timing! Timing is everything and Sylk timed his attack beeeyooootifully! He took advantage of the big man trying to play Lucha Libre after he showed off that power, THAT'S what got him that win.
Roach: Well, like him or hate him, Robby Sylk is a man who's sitting on cloud nine right now, and right now he's in the ring...
Vegas, Vegas, Vegas...The R*Star is in the HIZZZZZZOWSE!!!
Now...all this week, all I've been hearing is about how lucky I was to beat Kayn at TakeDown. You know I find it funny how the subject of "luck" get brought up here where we are right now. Correct me if I'm wrong but this IS Las Vegas, right?
*cheap pop*
Yeah...it is. The most UNLUCKIEST place on the entire freaking planet!
*boos*
I mean, where else can you not only lose your life savings in 20 minutes, but get burned by every f'n STD in the book! Yeah there's a damn good reason why they say "What happens here stays here", and that's because if anyone in the other 49 states knew about what you freaks and idiots do here they'd have you seceded from the Union! You guys...all this frickin' money you make off of people, all the broken dreams and sex that you peddle, heh heh...it reminds me of LA actually, but at least we have some class, not to mention a few sports teams. BURRRRRRRRN!!!
I could go on and on about you idiots, but back to the subject of luck here, some of you out there say I had "Lady Luck" on my side last week. Yeah, he might have tossed me around like a rag doll. Yeah he might thrown me outta the ring about 20,000 times, but in the end I showed him and YOU why it is that I have more resilience, more tenacity, more intestinal...no no no...more TESTICULAR fortitude than any man in the XWA today! I proved then, just like I'm gonna prove tonight exactly why I am the MAN. The man who in a few weeks time is gonna walk into XGames and walk out not only as the "Red Carpet Special", not only as the SHOW-STOPPA...but as YOUR XWA World Champion AND the first ever Combatant Xtraordinaire!
Now...I won't jump the gun too fast, I mean this IS Devil's Night after all and later on we're gonna have ourselves a match inside of that thing hanging up there, and someone's gonna walk outta here on the "top of the mountain". I'll be a sport and let them enjoy it for as long as they can...seeing as when next they defend that title it'll be ME taking it from their ass, so to the champ, whomever you may be after tonight, congrats...and keep that belt nice and shiny for me.
Tonight though, tonight I'm gonna silence the critics, I'm gonna shut up the doubters and make the haters hate even more. You know I love the attention, don't you? Tonight, I'm gonna prove that last week was no fluke. Tonight I'm gonna face Kayn again, and tonight the outcome is gonna be the same as it was last week and the same as it will be in NEEEEWWW YOOOORRRRK CITY...The R*Star being the talk and the toast of the town!
Now Kayn, I know you're back there. Get your big self out here right now, stare me in the eye face to face and tell me how it is that you want me to beat you this week.