Tempting "Fate" (Evan)

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As a previous segment comes to an end, we're treated to Jonny Punch already in the ring. He paces about looking plenty pissed. And with good reason. With mic in hand, Jonny let's loose.

Last week was CRAP!!! Me and Primo...we beat seven shades of FLAME outta the asses of Kris Cade & Evan Fate, and SOMEHOW Wonderboy manages to get the W...on ME no less. ME!!! Oh hellz no. Jonny Don't play that. Tonight, it's payback time. That's why I'm HIGHJACKING Devil's Night. Right here, right now, I'm calling Evan Fate OUT. I don't care how, what or when. Tonight, I'M KICKING YOUR ASS!!! So c'mon down, Emo-boy!!! I ain't got all night. We're gonna settle up like MEN.

Punch looks to the stage entrance awaiting the arrival of Fate.

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After a few seconds of silence, the lights in the arena begin to dim. The crowd comes alive as Lasers and lights fill the arena with color, and KsE's "The End Of Heartache" hits the speakers.

Looks like Jonny won't have to wait long for and answer, eh Buzz???

Nope. Not at all. Here comes the one and ONLY Evan Fate!!!

Evan emerges onto the stage. With mic in hand, he raises his arms in the air to the crowds support. Evan was all smiles as his music fades out. He speaks his response.

JONNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!! You've really gotta lay off the SHOCK Coffee, my man. It's got you kinda wired, my man. Now, as far as last week goes. Yea...I'll give the devil his due. You and Julius Ceaser did a number on Kris Cade and I. But there's a saying the goes "Winners never quit, Quitters never win." And if there's one thing I know the BOTH of us are, it sure as hell ain't quitters. We dug in out cleats, and we pulled a rabbit out of our hats.

To the cheers of the fans, Evan nods in approval before continuing.

So now you want some retribution for getting 1up'd in Phoenix. FINE BY ME. I' was actually HOPING that you'd come out here and make some kind of challenge. And ya' didn't disappoint. So now the question begs to be answered "How is Evan gonna beat Punchy tonight?" Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I dunno. What do you folks think? An Ironman match maybe???[/font]

The crowd roars in approval.

NAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I don't think Punchy's the type that can "go the distance". What about an ultimate submission match???

Cheers from the crowd once again.

That would be a sweet match, eh? Damn shame Punchy only has two holds in his whole arsenal, both of them being the "Purple Nurple".

Laughs ring out from the crowd. Evan snaps his fingers as he gets an epiphany.

I GOT IT!!! This is Vegas after all. The ORIGINAL Sin City. So Here's what I think me and you can do. Tonight, you and me are gonna have us a nice, good old fashioned SIN CITY STREET FIGHT!!! We're gonna start off with a table in that corner, a ladder in that corner, a chair over by that rope, another one outside of the ring on that side, and a sledgehammer on the other. And we're gonna GO TO TOWN. Winner is the man who knocks the OTHER guy out cold for a nice lil' 10 count. [/font]

DEAR GOD!!! That's...that's BARBARIC!!! That's INSANE!!! That's...

That's EXACTLY the kind of match idea you'd expect from a guy who's last name is Fate...

The crowd was in an uproar at the prospect of seeing such a hellacious, violent match.

So how about it, Punchy? You wanna fight? LET'S FIGHT!!!

Evan awaits Punch's response.

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Jonny wasn't the least bit happy about Fate's continued jabs at him.

Big talk comin' from a guy who's spent the last month gettin' his ASS KICKED by Jasta. But I guess beatin' me last week makes the fact that you're not a champion feel better, eh? TO BAD!!! Cuz you just signed your own god damn DEATH CERTIFICATE tonight. I do my best work when weapons are in the mix. And tonight, I'm gonna hand "The Tenacious E" the WORST GOD DAMN BEATING OF HIS CAREER!!! You're ass is MINES!!! As a matter of fact, WHY FUCKIN' WAIT!!!

Jonny drops his mic, and hops out to the arena floor. He takes of his shades and chucks them into the stands. He begins to march back up the ramp to Fate.

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Without another word, Evan slings his mic to the side, and charges down the ramp at Punch.

And HERE THEY GO!!!

The two men begin trading shots back and forth. Evan gains the upper hand after blocking Punch, and fires off a round of rights, followed by a haymaker that sens Punch back peddling down the ramp. Evan follows up by tackling the staggering Punch to the floor. The crowd was all cheers as Evan seized the upper hand. Evan lifts Punch of the ground and irish whips him towards the ring steps...

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Jonny reverses it and shoot Evan into the steps with a thud. Evan slumps over clutching his back against the steps, as Jonny takes a few steps back. He charges with a full head of steam and attempts to embed Evan's skull into the steps with his foot. Evan manages to roll out of the way, and Jonny hits nothing but steel. By this time, officials had poured out from backstage, and succeeded in separating the two men from doing any further damage.

Roach: Man, this had broken out into an all out war. There's some real animosity between these two guys.

Buzz: You said it, Mike. This is going to be one helluva brutal match. And I'm gonna enjoy every minute of it.

As Jonny is drug back up the ramp kicking and screaming, the scene goes to the next segment of the Devil's Night PPV.

The End