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Post by darko on Dec 30, 2007 4:31:05 GMT -5
Darko was oddly quiet throughout the entire elevator ride. He was observing the fine detail every inch of the building seemed to have, and even the elevator had it's own personal feel to it. "This, this is niiiiiice." He whispered rather darkly to himself as he allowed his hand to run across the gold railing.
The elevator stopped, and before he knew it, Vladimir was asking him to leave the elevator. "But I can't just leave, this gold...it speaks to me!" He jammed himself against the wall, refusing to leave the elevator. Darko then slid his ear near the gold railing, and began to nod, as if it was speaking to him.
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Post by Sierra Hyde Easton on Jan 2, 2008 20:52:24 GMT -5
The elevator stops on the floor of Sierra's office and she with Mimi at her side (of course) are flabbergasted by the sight they're seeing inside. This gentlemen certainly seems...odd.
I wonder what he's here for, as if I'm not surprised.
ARF!!! ARF!!!
*Let's take the next one...*
Umm, sir...are you alright in here? Trick question...
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Post by darko on Jan 2, 2008 21:04:54 GMT -5
Darko takes a seat in the elevator, sitting, once again, in criss-cross-apple sauce style. He looks around, looking for anyone she might be talking to. He then jumps out realizing that she's talking to him. "Are you....talking to Darko?" he asks in a sly tone, sitting up, and sneakily heading towards Easton, "Because Darko..." he then sees the cute puppy, and begins to jump and down, "CUTE PUPPY! CUTE PUPPY! CUTE PUPPY!" Darko begins clapping his hands, and after a minute, finally asks, "Can I pet her? Can I? Can I? Can I?"
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Post by Sierra Hyde Easton on Jan 2, 2008 21:10:52 GMT -5
The notion instantly makes poor Mimi start to whimper.
Now, Now...don't worry girl, he's not gonna hurt you. I think.
*ARF!!!*
(Don't let this nutjob touch me! I'll never forgive you for that woman!!!)
Sorry...um, Darko was it? Mimi here doesn't take kindly to people she just met. I'm Sierra by the way. Sierra Hyde Easton- Creative Director and acting President while Ms. Blackheart is away on business.
Is there...anything I can do for you?
How much was she going to regret asking that one. 
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Post by dmitriev on Jan 2, 2008 21:18:24 GMT -5
Yes there is something you can do for us.
Vladimir was still standing in the elevator with Darko watching him sitting down looking at Sierra Hyde Easton and her dog.
Hello, Ms. Sierra Hyde Easton. Let me introduce my self my name is Vladimir Dmitriev. Darko and I came here to get ourselves some contracts is there anyway you could help us on that?
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Post by darko on Jan 2, 2008 21:22:11 GMT -5
We suddenly find Darko behind Vladimir, whispering in his ear, he then loudly whispers, "Ask if I can I pet her dog too." He then gives Mimi a creepy smile, thinking of different ways to pleasure the disturbed puppy.
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Post by Sierra Hyde Easton on Jan 2, 2008 21:29:46 GMT -5
This other gentlemen speaks up now, and he's pretty straightforward. He also looks like he's probably committed acts of evil not penalized by law in certain parts of Europe-frontier justice if you will. Wasn't a surprise at all that they were looking to join the ranks.
If I couldn't then I wouldn't be doing my job would I? As I said though, Carmella Blackheart is away right now so we can talk business in my office, right this way...if you can somehow manage to get Mr. Darko up off of the elevator floor.
She turns and heads for her office with them following behind, thinking to herself...
Please don't kill me...please don't kill me...
*OOC-Just keep going here, no need to switch to SHE's office*
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Post by dmitriev on Jan 2, 2008 21:47:44 GMT -5
Vladimir picked up Darko and put him on his back carrying him like a kid.
Alright, Darko we are heading to Sierra's office so hang on tight.
With Darko on Vladimir back they continued walking to SHE's office.
*OOC-Just let me know if any of my role playing parts need to be changed*
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Post by darko on Jan 2, 2008 21:51:55 GMT -5
Darko began flailing his arms and legs childishly, "I can't leave the elevator Vladimir!" he screamed, "The gold, the gold said that Darko should stay! Nooooo, nooooooo!" His flailing had failed him, Vladimir was too strong. "Damn it." He whispered, allowing his body to become completely limp, "I failed." He began to make fake crying noises, "And I never got to pet the puppy."
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Post by Sierra Hyde Easton on Jan 2, 2008 21:59:48 GMT -5
Okay, this is officially creeping me out now.
And so she leads them into her own office (note, that's what was meant-SHE's office, just not in her board), setting Mimi down on her desk.
Well, let's not waste any time here gentlemen. First I guess I should ask what brings the two of you to XWA?
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Post by dmitriev on Jan 2, 2008 22:18:58 GMT -5
Vladimir takes Darko off his shoulders and takes a seat on the chair.
Well I came from Russia and heard about XWA so I made my way here to New York. The reason I am here is because I want to improve on my wrestling skills more and to take on some of the top XWA Superstars.
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Post by Sierra Hyde Easton on Jan 2, 2008 22:30:10 GMT -5
OK, sooooo...if I might ask, how the heck the two of you team up or whatever? I know there's been some odd teams in this business before, but this kind of takes the cake. And what about you Mr. Darko, what brings you here...and why are you looking at my dog like that...
Mimi leaps back into SHE's arms. The bad man can't hurt her there!
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Post by darko on Jan 2, 2008 22:36:14 GMT -5
"You're from RUSSIA?!" Darko screamed surprised, as his top hat falls on the floor. He quickly picks it up and puts it on his head before continuing. "Vladimir, why didn't you tell me?" he said with a deep Russian accent, "Because, I, Vladimir Dmitrie--vo! Am from Russia as well." He takes off his hat, and re-greets himself to the person he already met hours before. "It's a pleasure to meet you Vladimir from Russia." He then turns his attention towards SHE, and her puppy, and immediately goes back to his original self. "Oh, oh, Darko is here...because..." He looks up towards the ceiling, he couldn't quite remember, "...because... I came from Russia and heard about XWA so I made my way here to New York. The reason I am here is because I want to improve on my wrestling skills more and to take on some of the top XWA Superstars."
He takes another bow, giving Vladimir and SHE sneaky eyes before coming back up. "Where have I heard that before?"
He then goes to Vladimir's corner, and taps him on the shoulder, "Didn't that sound really familiar Vladimir? I can't put my finger on it..."
Before going back to his seat, he gives Mimi another creepy smile. "Oh, how I long to pet that white little fur you bare..."
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Post by Sierra Hyde Easton on Jan 2, 2008 23:09:26 GMT -5
There's something about this fellow that makes me think I shouldn't be letting him wrestle...maybe call up the mental hospitals and see if anyone escaped recently. Yeah, that's it...no, no! I got it! It's just his gimmick, that's it! He's just playing out his gimmick, nothing to be afraid of!
Such wonderful logic.
You're certainly an entertaining one there Mr. Darko, I think you'll do great here!!!
ARF!!!
(Don't do this Sierra. After all we've been through, don't hire my excecutioner!!!)
Okie doke...let's get the two of you signed and sealed then.
ARF!!! ARF!!!
(Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!)
SHE reaches in her desk and grabs some official XWA Contracts, two of them and slides them on the desk the two gentlemen to sign, much to her friend's dismay.
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Post by darko on Jan 3, 2008 0:30:58 GMT -5
Darko, hi-profile-y, takes his contract, and pulls a pen out of his pocket. As he reads through the contract, he finds it increasingly difficult to concentrate. "That puppy...must...pet...the puppy..." he glances at Mimi, and gave her an evil stare. "You shall feel the gracefulness of these tender hands puppy, oh yes..."
He then looks back down at the paper, gets fed up with reading, and quickly shuffles through it looking for the signature line. "AH-HA!" he screams aloud, before sneakily glancing back and forth, wondering if anyone heard his excited-ness. He then gracefully pulls his pin in the air, and signs the dotted line in big, bulky, all capital letters reading "MUSTPETTHEPUPPY DARKO!" Complete with exclamation point.
He then hands the contract back to SHE, but not without giving Mimi another disturbing facial expression.
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