Post by Syrus The Entertainer on Sept 28, 2007 20:19:50 GMT -5
With much spectacle, Syrus Sykes steps out onto the stage as his them plays, complete with the full pyrotechnic flair. The fans in attendance boo till their heart's content as the cocky newcomer makes his way to the squared circle.
Roach: Syrus Sykes has a huge chip on his shoulder. Even after being beaten by Jon Payne he's done nothing but his usual talk all week long trying to gaud Payne into another match here at Only The Strong.
BuZZ: I've been hearing it all myself as well, since I've always got my ear on that kinda stuff. Sykes apparently has some kind of blockbuster announcement, an "offer Payne can't refuse". Payne's had no response though, guess that's why The System is out here tonight.
Standing in the ring now, Sykes puts the mic to his lips...
Jon Payne. Jon Freakin' Payne! You know everywhere I go this past week all I've been hearing is Payne this, Payne that, Payne beat you fair and sqaure last week...blah blah blah. You know what? You're right. You think that makes me humble saying that I got beat 1-2-3 by him of all people? It's happened to the best of 'em you idiots, and it'll keep on happenin' too.
Now, for those who haven't been paying attention, I've been calling out Jon-boy for a rematch, and I want it here tonight. It's not just any old rematch though. This is gonna be a match that is worthy of MY greatness. This is gonna be a match that if you ARE as great as the wrestling critics say you are you have NO CHOICE but to accept. A match fitting of the great coliseums of Rome itself!
I call it the GLADIATOR MATCH!
Roach: Gladiator match?
The rules are simple Payne, no DQ...no rope break and no pins. The only way to win this match is to either make your opponent tap out or to knock him out for a count of ten, LMS style!!!
BuZZ: Where does he come up with these match ideas? Definitely an innovative one there now that I'm hearing it. I don't think Jon Payne would pass that one up.
Yeah...I know that sounds like something up your ally, doesn't it? How about you break the damn silence then! I know you're back there...it's time to handle this, partner! Get yo ass on out here!
Roach: Syrus Sykes has a huge chip on his shoulder. Even after being beaten by Jon Payne he's done nothing but his usual talk all week long trying to gaud Payne into another match here at Only The Strong.
BuZZ: I've been hearing it all myself as well, since I've always got my ear on that kinda stuff. Sykes apparently has some kind of blockbuster announcement, an "offer Payne can't refuse". Payne's had no response though, guess that's why The System is out here tonight.
Standing in the ring now, Sykes puts the mic to his lips...
Jon Payne. Jon Freakin' Payne! You know everywhere I go this past week all I've been hearing is Payne this, Payne that, Payne beat you fair and sqaure last week...blah blah blah. You know what? You're right. You think that makes me humble saying that I got beat 1-2-3 by him of all people? It's happened to the best of 'em you idiots, and it'll keep on happenin' too.
Now, for those who haven't been paying attention, I've been calling out Jon-boy for a rematch, and I want it here tonight. It's not just any old rematch though. This is gonna be a match that is worthy of MY greatness. This is gonna be a match that if you ARE as great as the wrestling critics say you are you have NO CHOICE but to accept. A match fitting of the great coliseums of Rome itself!
I call it the GLADIATOR MATCH!
Roach: Gladiator match?
The rules are simple Payne, no DQ...no rope break and no pins. The only way to win this match is to either make your opponent tap out or to knock him out for a count of ten, LMS style!!!
BuZZ: Where does he come up with these match ideas? Definitely an innovative one there now that I'm hearing it. I don't think Jon Payne would pass that one up.
Yeah...I know that sounds like something up your ally, doesn't it? How about you break the damn silence then! I know you're back there...it's time to handle this, partner! Get yo ass on out here!