I'm Jobbin' ! (o2 Anybody who needs a win ;D)

[chet]

Chet's entrance song hits all over the P.A as the fans start cheering for the one and only XWA jobber, Chet Dixon ;D Chet this time doesn't wear a Pacman t-shirt, he wears a "get well soon Kristin" t-shirt, as he dances his way down to the ring

Hello Italy! Are you ready? To see me doing what has changed a million people's lives. My patentated... Dance moves???

the fans cheer "YEAH!" as Chet complies

However fans! I consider myself to be a limitless artist so tonight I want to make you all feel how good Chet Dixon is at... Rappin' !!!

the fans cheer as Chet prepares himself, soon the instrumental version of WWE's M.V.P's entrance theme song (Silkk The Shocker - I'm Comin') starts playing in the background as Chet starts rapping.

1,2, You hear the ref countin'?
2,3, You about to start winnin'.
1,2, I want you to remember me.
2,3, but for jobbers people has no memory.

I'm jobbin'!
Nobody can stop me, Ain't nobody could hold me, Ain't nobody control me.
I'm jobbin'!
I'm here to do my thang, I'm here to bring your wins, I'm never ever gon' change!
I'm jobbin'!
Nobody can stop me, Ain't nobody could hold me, Ain't nobody control me.
I'm jobbin'!
I'm here to do my thang, I'm here to bring your wins, I'm never ever gon' change!

Like Kristin, I got the curse
Offer the pay so I can lose
Don't make me call up the jobber crew
Now they gettin' scared when I face noobs
I'm the one like Sharkboy, cocky like Barry Darsow
Anybody can beat me like if I am tappin' in a row
This is legal, my win/lose ratio is real
And its me, there will never be a sequel

See, I'm jobbin' like a true american
And while I'm here, yeah, I'm a jobber represent
If you need win, then I'll be your medicine
And you already know who I'm worse than
No doubt, yeah, I'm a veteran
And when you are done I think I got ran over by elephants
Since I came I've been the same like ever since
And that jobbin', yeah, it doesn't end.

I'm jobbin'!
Nobody can stop me, Ain't nobody could hold me, Ain't nobody control me.
I'm jobbin'!
I'm here to do my thang, I'm here to bring ya' wins, I'm never ever gon' change!
I'm jobbin'!
Nobody can stop me, Ain't nobody could hold me, Ain't nobody control me.
I'm jobbin'!
I'm here to do my thang, I'm here to bring ya' wins, I'm never ever gon' change!

This is: My world, my way, my life
And if I gotta job I gotta job right
So everything I do, just go ahead and pin me flat
If ya see a girl with me, just know you are the one gettin' her back
Yeah, she wants a wonderboy
And I'm all about my 80s toys
You see me all up there in the ranks, boy
I know that makes you a mad boy

But don't make me beat ya ass boy
So don't go there
Ya career's gonna be like a dead roadkill: stomped and goin' nowhere.
Me, on the other hand
I can take 100 loses and bounce back like nothin' happened
30 jobs here, 100 on another federation
I do me, I don't worry 'bout another man
I'm way worse than 'em, got'em playin' catch up
I'll be right there to get pinned, if you ever mess up

I'm jobbin'!
Nobody can stop me, Ain't nobody could hold me, Ain't nobody control me.
I'm jobbin'!
I'm here to do my thang, I'm here to bring ya' wins, I'm never ever gon' change!
I'm jobbin'!
Nobody can stop me, Ain't nobody could hold me, Ain't nobody control me.
I'm jobbin'!
I'm here to do my thang, I'm here to bring ya' wins, I'm never ever gon' change!

1,2, You hear the ref countin'?
2,3, You about to start winnin'.
1,2, I want you to remember me.
2,3, but for jobbers people has no memory.

the song fades away as the crowd gives an standing ovation for that great improvisation made by Chet, the ovation stands for 2 minutes as Chet dances to improve the cheers of the fans

It feels awesome if you guys liked it ! Kristin I hope you are watching me and you liked the song too! Now who's my opponent I have a feeling that tonight I am gonna win! ;D

[Morning Star]

The song “Burn in Hell” plays over the PA as the crowd starts to boo. Morning Star walks out from behind the curtain and heads straight to the ring. He seems to be walking with a purpose. As he climbs into the ring he gets a microphone from the ring announcer.

Chet Dixon. You are a joke,[/font]

The crowd boos as Morning Star has a look of extreme anger in his eyes.

You are proud to be a loser? Just like that what’s her name that hangs out with you. If you would spend more time training instead of acting the part of the fool, you might actually win a few matches. You disgust me.[/font]

Morning Star lowers his microphone and stares at Chet and waits for a response.

[chet]

Chet stares at MS with his trademark clueless look

It seems that my fans have to stand another guy who has discovered America.

"Chet Dixon you are a joke" Wow! you sweat didn't you? I disgust you do I?

Chet then smells his armpits, he then goes with the crowd

Lady feel the AXE, do I disgust you? Do me and my dancin' feet disgust you?

the lady who Chet was talking to, grabs his arm, Chet dances for her as the crowd cheers

You see Morning Star... Wait what kind of name is that? Morning Star? It sounds like a train's name, wow, Morning Star..

Well Union Pacific, I mean Morning Star, you want a match you got it, but let me show you how much of an artist I am, by artistically challenging you to a hardcore match!

Oh wait isn't Morning Star also the name of a Middle Ages weapon? Well bring the spear, the mace, the pike, the swords... Whatever you can find in a Medieval county fair, because me... One of the toughest tough mugs in hardcore, is gonna make a cake out of your ass!

Morning Star looks skeptical at Chet's hardcore claims

Oh I forgot, I might lose a lot, but this fans are always with me, and you Morning Star, you lose too aswell, and you got nothing but your house burned, and let me quote Nelson Muntz in that matter.... HA HA!

Morning Star is pissed off as Chet remembers him who is he messin with

By law I have to tell you this: Just how hardcore I am? Today in the morning I had a glass of milk that was two days past expiration!

the crowd laughs and cheers for Chet as they boo Morning Star, Chet always the fans man dances for them as he waits MS' reply.

[Morning Star]

Morning Star stares at Chet for a few moments, the wounds of his house being destroyed are still fresh. His infamous sneer creeps across his face.

You are in no position to laugh at anyone. Especially with your history in this business.[/font]

The crowd begins to chant “You suck” at Morning Star as Chet eggs them on to get louder.

SHUT YOUR MOUTHS![/font]

The crowd boos louder at Morning Star.

You wish to have a hardcore match with me? Is that because you know you have absolutely no chance to win any other type of match? You have to use weapons like a common street thug because you know you have no chance to beat anyone any other way. Chet, just make it easy on yourself and just forfeit the match now before it begins and you can walk away with some type of dignity.[/font]

Chet looks at Morning Star and shakes his head no

Suit yourself, but just know that I will make you bleed, and I will break your bones, just like I did to that side show reject Psycho.[/font]

The crowd boos as Morning Star smiles at the thought of what he did to Psycho and what he will do to Chet. He lowers his microphone and waits for a response.

[chet]

Chet replies as the fans start chanting his name

Whoa whoa whoa! Hold back Morning Star, your restaurant wagon just went loose!

the fans cheer louder for Chet

Look who's talking about beating people like a street thug, boy you made Manhunt 2 look like an educational videogame when you beat to a plump that poor ICP fan Psycho.

Chet then does his trademark "broken robot" dance and keeps speaking

If I challenged your carcass to a hardcore match, is because man here where you see it. I am a former Hardcore champ, and according to wikipedia... "The most entertaining TNB Hardcore champ ever!" ;D. So Chump-a-roonie I think this turns the tables, I think this time it will be me making a carpet of your ass, this time it will be me beating your strip boy body!

Because Morning Star, you like all trains are just gonna... Derail!!!

Chet looks for a weapon and takes out a Pizza shovel!!! he starts taunting with it as he waits for MS' answer.

[Morning Star]

Morning Star becomes more and more angry at Chet’s antics and at the asinine fans that cheered him on. He couldn’t understand how they could get behind the laughing stock of the wrestling industry.

There is one thing I wish to warn you before I accept your match Mr. Dixon. While your previous opponents may have allowed you to survive your matches, whether it be due to their pity for you or it be the feeling of remorse they would have for taking the life of another living person, be aware I have no such emotions.

Morning Star steps right up to Chet’s face

Your safety is not my concern. I will not hold back.[/font]

Morning Star takes a step back and drops the microphone at Chet’s feet. He then turns and climbs out of the ring and walks up the ramp. Once he reaches the top of the ramp, he turns and looks back at Chet from the stage.