Fair's Fair...(Luchasticos)

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Class Act's theme hits the PA and the fans in Rome get themselves a firsthand glimpse of the current Tag Champions as they make their way towards the ring. Titles in tow they step inside and are handed two mics to address the people and their opponents for the evening. Lexi clears her throat...

*Ahem*

Hellooooo Rome! I have to say that the people of Italy have been extremely good to us the past week, haven't they Kimi?

Yesiree! You like us! You really, really like us!
*Kimi waves to the crowd like the sugar rush she is*

Well, I guess it's no surprise to any of you all by now that my last name just happens to be Italian...

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You know what, Lexi? You're right!!! Wow that's sooooo cool!

Tee Hee...yeah it is. I might have been born and raised in New York but my family originates from right here in Rome, so this is something like a homecoming for yours truly!

Stiamo andando rimborsarli stasera tutti per la vostra ospitalità con un'esposizione stupefacente!
(We are going to repay you all for your hospitality tonight with an amazing show!)

That's cooooooool! Anyone got an apple? ;D

*Lexi shakes her head*
Anyways...that's not the main reason we're out here though. Last week in Athens we were beaten fair and square by a couple of talented gentlemen...

Not just talented, they're LUCHA-RIFIC!!! See guys, I just gave you your first catchphrase...

You're so generous. Well...actually we are generous, because as promised tonight we will award them with a shot at the XWATag Titles for that victory last week. Of course, seeing as this is an official title match, we the champions will be the ones saying what kind of match it's going to be...

...and we've both agreed to it being a clean old fashioned Tag Team match, no special stipulations or nothing. The better team tonight will be heading back to the USA with these here title belts.

That's correct, and make no mistake that we intend to prove that we are in fact not just the better team tonight, but that we are the best team in the XWA, and not JUST because we happen to be Tag Champions right now. So if our challengers have anything to say, now is the time...

And with that they await the appearance of Los Luchasticos...

[luchas]

Soon Los Luchásticos theme song blasts all over the P.A as XWA's resident mexicans appear, doing their usual struts and showboating for the fans, this time El Bombástico wears a Roman Soldier shield rather than his usual sombrero. Señor Dinamita does his trademark signail taunt for the fireworks of Los Luchasticos to appear.

LUCHÁSTICOS....

the fans comply with "ARRRRRRIBA!!" Los Luchasticos give them a thumbs up. Showboating done, they get into the ring for starting the business

Thank yous Kimy for darnos nuestra first catchphrase ;D

Pero eso won't avoid that only en PPV Los Luchásticos get the tag belts ;D

Darbura girls are trained, Darbura girls son dignos rivales, Darbura girls prove that machismo in the ring doesn't work

Darbura girls prove also to ser un gran show and great rivals Pero tonight, Kimy and Lexy are gonna get ready for lo más Luchástico that you have ever witnessed

Friendship besides, Chicas, you have something everybody wants, including Los Luchásticos. As the resident mejicanos nos sentimos obligados to capture the Tag Team Belts... That's why Chicas, you want a challenge? you want Lucha at it's best, you are gonna have it!

Los fans and you chicas deserve to see la mejor lucha libre of the world, provided por vuestros 2 caballeros and back-up singers ;D...

LOS!.....

LU-CHÁS-TI-COS!!!

Said so, Los Luchásticos strut a bit more for the fans as again they extend their hands to the Class Act girls, showing respect for them

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They accept the gesture and shake hands, Kimi obviously more enthusiatic about it what with the Luchas' "suggestion"

Oh God...no more singing, please...

We could do a whole world tour! We'll go TRIPLE PLATINUM!!! I can see it now...Kimi and the Lucharifics!!! You could play the guitar, and wear those cool Mariachi outfits and well do bar mitzvahs!!!

You could be our agent, Lexi! You're always good with numbers and money and stuff...

Um...what? What was that I don't think I heard you right...
*Fingers in ears*

Oh, Lexi! Quit being such a sour-puss! We're gonna be genre bending...
*Makes her best Mary Katherine Gallagher impression*

SUPASTAHZ!!!

What? I can't hear you!

[luchas]

Oh chicas you like Mariachis? ;D Let me clear my garganta....

JAAAAAAAALISCO NO TE RAAAAAAJES!!!

Before Dinamita can keep on his Mariachi song, Bombástico elbows him in the gut

Primero luchar, luego cantar!

¿Y por eso me tienes que arrear un mandoble en el estómago?

¡SÍ! Well chicas, ready, steady GO! After le match regardless who's the winner, we can speak about your idea Kimi, I can play the maracas ;D

I can play la bandurria! ;D y si el pendejo de Simon Colwell acts like un jackass, le voy a Kaboongear! Double J style! ;D

the belt sounds, as Los Luchásticos go to their corner thinking the idea....