National Title (O2 Contestants)

[avenger]

"Unchanging One" by Todd Agnew plays as the Avenger walks down the ramp with a mixed reaction. He slides under the bottom rope as the ring announcer is in the ring. The Avenger takes the mic from him and tells him to get out of the ring.

Now the Avenger stands before all of you a man of destiny. A man that needs no introduction to the civilized world. A man that looks at his past but further into his future. You see tonight the Avenger plans on walking out of this PPV as the rightful owner of the XWA National Title. And you know why? Because the Avenger said so and that he is the greatest wrestler the world has ever seen. Now the Avenger is coming out here because from the promos that the Avenger had to sit and listen to almost put him to sleep. And the Avenger must be ready to go tonight since there are 4 other guys wanting to kick the Avenger's ass and take what should be his to begin with.

Now the Avenger has no problem going through walls or better than that walking on water to get what he wants. But you see the Avenger is going to be a busy man tonight. To accomplish everything he has to accomplish it begins in a few hours but at the end of the night you are looking at the next National Champion. You see in all of this we got some of the Avenger's past, some of the Avenger's present, some of the Avenger's future, and just one guy that the Avenger feels needs to kick his ass to show him some respect. Now with that in mind let the Avenger let all of you know that he is in XWA for one reason and one reason only and that is to be the best this industry ever seen.

Roach: This guys sure is on an ego trip. We knew what he was about when we signed him.

Buzz: Yeah and it is time for him to put up or shut up. We know the hype and it is time he delivered.

Now tonight it is going to be about 5 guys in this ring with all of them having one agenda and that is the National Title. And who wins tonight will be able to carry himself in a way like no other. Does the Avenger think that is going to be Sylas Styles? Adam Devlin? Bryan Jasta? Firek!d? Well to be honest the answer to that question is standing in this ring right now and that is the Avenger. The Avenger knows the fight he has on him tonight. But the bottom line is that the Avenger plans on walking in to this ring with confidence but plan on walking out of this ring with the National Title securely strapped around his waist.

The Avenger walks around the ring as the fans are in dissarray.

Tonight the real champion is crowned and by the end of the night you all will know why they call the Avenger the Avenger!

[punch]

Well it hasn't taken long for me to find out why they call the Avenger a loud mouth Shnook...

Enter...!!!JONNY PUNCH!!!

Jonny was kinda pissed that his name wasn't mentioned. What is he, chopped liver???

There's a fair share of loud mouth shnooks in XWA. Hell, I'm one of em. But I think you beatin' that Greek fella last week's gotten to your head, buddy boy. Ya' see, you're living a pipe dream. Frankly, I don't even know why you're even IN this match. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you've tried two times to win the National Title, and both times ya fell flat on you're ass. Sounds to me like you're NOT as hot as ya' think you are. Where as the Punchmiester is as good as advertised. BETTER then advertised. Face it people, I'm the freakin' MAN.

Buzz: Jesus Christ, I don't know which one of these guys are worse.

Roach: Tell me about it. I can barely breathe with these two filling the place up with such HOT AIR.

Jonny gives his toothy grin.

I ran that straight edge chump Saint off to god knows where, I've beaten Kris Cade one on one. I'm on FIRE. And I'm gonna be the man walking outta here with that shiny lil National Title. And why? Because I'm good enough. I'm bad enough. I'm Jonny Punch. Nuff said.

Jonny starts posturing for the camera, flexing his "muscles" as he waits for a response.

[unknown]

the drums begin to play and then suddenly
DIE MUTHAFUCKA DIE
Ace by Obsidian plays as Sylas Styles makes his way out from the back shaking his head and waving a finger as if to say "no no no" to Jonny Punch as he makes his way down to the ring. As he gets to the ring he hops up onto the apron and steps through the ropes and strolls right across the ring to Punch and throws the "X" pose right in his face before raising the mic to his mouth to begin his own promo for the match

Listen here, Jonny boy. Your not "the man", your not even the attraction you claim to be. You may have chased off Nathan Saint, you might have beat Kris Cade before, but those are nothing wins, nobody worth writing home to brag about. You beat them.. big deal. Have you won a title? Have you gone to war with the top guys of a company? Have you overthrown a company by yourself?

No, you haven't and thats because in this ring, your the equivalent of Homie the clown. A total joke and here for laughs. Believe me though, nobodys laughing at your dried up humour, antics or skills. Infact, most if not all of the backstage roster all think your a waste of a pay cheque because your unfulfilled hype. I mean come on, you come out here and spout off about being the goods, the man, the main attraction and all this other junk mail equivalent bullshit. Well I'm clicking empty on the junk mail folder.

Buzz: Did Sylas just refer to Jonny Punch as Junk Mail?
Roach: Yeah, that he did and he said he's emptying the folder just like hotmail. Only he hopes it only takes a single click

Simply put, I don't need to win this match at all. I don't even need to last the longest. It's only a title.. only a secondary title at that. Why would I want such a trinket when I could easily step up and take the world title just as easy. To be honest, I was approached to do this match and make damn sure the jokes don't somehow pull off the win. So the winner is either going to be Avenger here, or Bryan Jasta. I could give a rats ass about Adam Devlin, he's just bottom feeding off an ownership feud and using the bosses as his ticket to stardom. FireK exlamation point D is a mockery of this very sport. Under sized, not enough heart and no drive at all. That leaves me and you Punch, and it's going to be me who makes sure you don't win and take the belt and thats because Sylas Styles equals B..T..Y! And we all know what that means right?

As he finishes the sentence he holds the mic up as the fans answer the question in screaming unison
BETTER THAN YOU

Exactly! So Jonnnnn, you better be prepared to run and hide behind everyone you can, because the match is made for me to keep you from the gold, and if I happen to win the belt in the process, good for me.. more gold and points to me and another slap in the face to all the so called "talented and deserving". So they'll all come sucking up to me, or trying to talk enough trash for me to even acknowledge their existance amd grant them a shot at the belt. The National title... but when I'm done with it, it's gonna be called THE BELT OF HONOR! Because I alone can and will restore honor and direction and a whole whack load of prestige and respect to it and the division.

And theres nothing you can do about it, Jon boy!

He stands his ground as awaits either a rebuttle or another participant to come talk their game

[punch]

A lsly smirk from Punch...

You came up with yourself? Or did you have that lil' Zoli girl write that one up for you? Inspiring stuff. No...I mean REALLY. RIVETING. THOUGHT PROVOKING EVEN!!!


NOT!!!

Jonny laughs out loud.

Let's looks at what Sylas Styles has done since gracing XWA with his presence. Walked around wearing a god awful mask looking like a Digimon? CHECK!!! Got busted wide open by that Greek dude Jasta? CHECK!!! Got yer ass whooped by a guy with an apple fetish and a guy who I think turned out being...uhm...nevermind. CHECK!!! Pinned and THEN knocked out by that dude Bain. CHECK!!! Wow...come to think of it. YOU SUCK!!! You've spent more time on your back in XWA then yer cute lil pixie has since puberty. And I bet she's damn good lay, aint she? Heheheheheh.

Boos from the crowd as they're none to appreciative of Jonny's antics.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHUT UP!!! Da' hell you sun baked idiots know. THAT'S COMEDY!!! Same as you're damn career Styles. Heheheheh. And what's an even BIGGER joke? The idea that I won't break my FOOT off in your STRAIGHT EDGE ASS. I already succeeded in ridding this company of one of you chumps. All I gotta do now is lay you and Cade out to pasture, and my mission in life is done.Now you can stand and use your big, edumicated words and partial bits of mock intimidation. The most you're intimidating is the Cub Scouts in the third row over there.

WHOOPS!!!

That's from you're breath. My bad. The only bit of "honor" coming outta this match is me honorably beating your ass, and walking out of LA the new National Champion. CHOKE ON THAT, BIZZNOTCH!!!

With a satisfied look on his face, Jonny awaits a response.

[adam]

Not to soon after Jonny rants again, Adam Devlin steps into the frey. The crowd cheers as he emerges from backstage. With a mic in hand, and a look of fury in his eye, he address his foes for the evening.

Let's see what we have here. The Avenger, Sylas Styles and Jonny Punch. AKA two has beens, and one wanna be. Yea, that about covers it.

Turning his initial focus to the words of Styles, Adam continues.

What was it you said? Bottom feeder? Leeching of management to get ahead? In case you've been under a rock that last two months, this company damn near got ran into the ground by a power mad psycho. You should be familiar with that, right? And I've been one of the few men with the sack to stand up to him. What were you doing? I mean aside from sitting on money being paid to you from your contract here and doing the J.O.B. to no named hacks over in "Ohio". Before opening your trap, you should really look in the mirror and take a look of what you've done in the last four months. I think you might get a better perspective of who the bottom feeder is.

He turns his attention to Avenger.

And SPEAKING of guys at the bottom of the heap. It's third person man. I swear to GOD if I had a buck for every time you refer to yourself in the third person, I'd have Sultan of Brunei money. Is it really possible for a grown ass man to have his head THAT far up his own ass??? I mean tell me it's a gimmick. You can't really be THAT MUCH of an ass when the paint comes off. You probably stand in the mirror in face paint and a speedo singing "The Avenger is to secksy for his shirt".[/color]

Next, he focuses in on Punch.

And how can we forget Jonny Punch. The wrestler sponsored by Broken Lizard. The REAL joke is the fact that a druggie like you has even lasted this long. It takes a REAL big man to crack jokes on women and hit people with 2x4's. You're not a wrestler, Punch. You're a NOVELTY. A sideshow.

But me? I'm a man who's about due. A man who's paid in blood sweat and tears. A man who will NOT yield to ANYONE. And I'm the man who's walking out of this arena the next National Champion. And why? Because I've stared down megalomaniacs, sociopaths and giants, and I'm STILL STANDING. I don't see myself being bested by the likes of ANY of you.