Walking Tall, Kicking Hard (o2 Ashley Diamond)

[sumya]

BOOM! Here comes the BOOM!

Sumya's theme song blasts all over the P.A in the Staples Center, the fans start booing as perhaps one of the most hated Diamonds pops out, sporting her new look. Sumya gets into the ring and starts her speech, much to the fans' changrin.

I know why you are all booing now, yep, I certainly know it. I did something very evil.

the fans boo, they don't believe her...

I forced Trashley and Dykexon, to beat one of their sisters and inspirations. That's it, I forced them to beat Prank Dixon, or Prank Diamond....

How does it feel Ashley to have pinned a sister, a mentor like Prank? She's your mentor, because hell, you are a joke of a wrestler! I bet Ryan must be jealous now, you and Christina make such a good pair, I swear, I wondered you two getting married and adopting some russian or chinese or whatsoever he comes from, scumbag child!!!

the fans boo her loudly, as Sumya waves her new styled hair cockily in front of the fans.

I know, you have noticed that I have dyed and uncorned my hair, well. It's a tribute to that Jess Prep jerkass I put Lights Out in a match... Hey Jessica, does it still hurt?..... I hope it does and that you never, never, never! Come back again!!

Sumya laughs and unfortunately for our fans, she doesn't shut up

Well, resuming, I have been the most succesful TNB lady so far, because let's get this situation, that former Playmate who can't get such an airhead job done, known as Kiss Wil-Ming-Ton... She's just used as a mop!! Christina, who could have been talented with me.. she's just another dyke that goes to a gym! And Kristin.... I can't hide the laughter, man! She never gets fed up of having her ass kicked?

In fact I have been the most succesful of the TNB Women, if it wasn't because that idiot, border jumper of Marisol Fartdinale, and that other jerk who I want to stiff till she doesn't move Chloe-Pole Knobheart, double teamed me, I would be your Pearl Champ, rather than Coshitte "bore-us" Grace!!!

But this message goes to Chloe, you bitch have been like shit on my shoes all the time, so after I am done with the fraud of your friend, you are on my list!

The fans start a loud "Sumya sucks!" chant and a "You can't wrestle!" chant!

And this is what they call the land of the A-Listers? Please! So far I haven't seen nothing more but the Beverly Hillbillies here! In fact I know why there aren't any celebrities here, because they rather watch me, kicking this amateur's ass, via cable, while some Beaner washes their dirty socks!

Now wait a second! Evander Holyfield!! Come here you has-been I can put you Lights Out too!!!

Sumya then points to the crowd, our fans turn where she pointed, however Sumya just pointed to a middle aged african-american woman

Oh! I am real sorry fans, but that lady just happens to look exactly like Evander Holyfield!!!

Sumya keeps laughing at the fans while they boo her loudly, as a familiar theme song plays....

TBC. Ashley Diamond

[ashley]

Ashley steps out onto the set, met by the cheers of the XWA fans. She makes her way down to the ring, all the while never taking her eyes off Sumya. Upon entry, she calls for a mic. The crowd begins a loud "Ashley" chant as she stands just a few feet from Sumya. She raises her mic to speak.

I'll give credit where credit is due. You's the only one of the TNB "convert" Diamonds yet to be pinned. Even though you DID get your ass handed to you and OUSTED from the Pearl Title battle royal, which I thought was funny as hell. But there's one thing that the rest of the gals who came over have over YOU in SPADES.

Class.

Kiss has had less then a stellar go of things since coming over here. But she holds her head high, and keeps on truckin'. Why? Because she RESPECTS the industry. She respects her role, and the role of everyone else in that locker room. Which I CAN'T say the same for you. All you've done from day ONE is run your mouth and HIDE behind other people because you KNOW you can't cut it. You hid behind Christina, you hid behind Prank. Hell you HIGH TAILED it out of the ring when I pinned her. Where were you to break up the pin, eh? I'll TELL you where you were, half way up the walkway running for cover. I'll put it as simple as can be, Sumya. You FEAR me. You're afraid of the concept of stepping in this ring with me and facing me, because you KNOW that I'd expose you for being the classless, no talent twat everyone knows you are. But you're running man act is OVER tonight.

Buzz: Amen to that. Tonight's the night Sumya either puts up, or SHUTS up. Hopefully the latter.

You see, Sumya...you're just a frightened little girl. Scared of being proven a fraud. Scared of having you're little dream world where you're the queen of all things shattered into a billion pieces. Well tonight I break out the sledgehammer, and I start SWINGING. You can come out and name drop all you want. You can talk about Mari, Chloe, Kiss, Cosette...or anyone else for that matter until the cows come home. But tonight, here in Staples Center, there's only ONE name that should be on your mind. The name of the woman who's gonna take those "talented" feet of yours and shove 'em down your THROAT.

ASHLEY...DIAMOND.

You've got an ass kicking that's about 3 months overdue. And I'm collecting...

[sumya]

Sumya just stares cockily at Ashley, she even yawns

Man, you are actually dumber than I thought... Where on earth do you get the conclussion that I fear you? I fear your body odor, I fear your ugliness... But I don't fear you at all!!! You were pinned by a lesbian! I wasn't! The fans should boo you for that! Come on let's boo!

The "Ashley" chants grow bigger and stronger, Sumya can't stand that

Shut up!!! It's because we are very near West Hollywood that you cheer?!?! Stop that!!

a frustrated Sumya kicks the turnbuckle and goes to speak again.

All this morons are starting to piss me off!!! Anyways! Back to topic, Trashley, You think I fear you because I didn't saved Prank? Are you dumb? Why would I risk myself for a useless mad clown? It has no sense, actually you should hate Prank all your fellow Diamonds hate her. Come on Ash, she's a mad hopeless chick, she has no future!...

I just used her like I used Christina! Dykes and mad women are all dispicable at the same level, that's what I used her!!! And since you are so defensive about Kiss, let me tell you, she's a former playmate, she was eye candy for TNB, she drinks, she smokes, she broke a competitor's nose, she posed for playboy... what else do I need to convince you that she sucks the meat missile?

The fans boo even louder and start a "F*** Sumya" chant

And you Ash, you and that idiot Chloe are just like this rednecks, prejudiced based people!!!

And since I am bringing Chloe-in-the-hole, tell her that I am gonna whoop her ass, right after I am done with you!!! Lights Out or Lights Off, doesn't really matter, because after the match is over, you won't even be able to see me with my arm rised high!!

Sumya lowers the mic and starts doing Capoeira kicks and poses trying to scare Ashley

By law Ashley I am giving you 5 seconds to bail out of the ring, forfeit the match and you can go with the Allmighty Ry.... Christina... It's your last chance girl, to walk away from here without a strecher... I am starting counting now! Slowly, so you can fully understand me

Sumya gets closer to Ashley and sticks her fingers in front of he face, counting ..... Will Ash bail out?... We don't think so

[ashley]

The only amount of time I'm going to need...is three seconds. One...two...three.

With confidence, Ashley steps closer.

But before those three seconds get counted, I'm going to enjoy every other second in making you SUFFER. I'm going to twist and torque every bone in your body until you SCREAM. I'm going to make you wish I was the last person on EARTH you ever pissed off. And then, after I have my fun with you, I'm going to snap your leg like a twig, and have you tappin' like The Candyman. Or better still, I put YOUR lights out by dropping you on that worthless sack of dimes you call a neck. We're gonna make this match special, because when I serve you up this L, I want it to STING. I want it to linger LONG after you hang up your boots. I want it to be the kind of loss that stays with you until you're old and grey.

This match isn't gonna be just a regular singles match. Oh no. Far from it. I'm thinking something more along the lines of LIGHTS OUT or TAP OUT.

The crowd cheers approvingly.

You and me, in this ring. And the ONLY way to win, is to either KNOCK you opponent out, or make them TAP. NO rope breaks, No DQ. Just me BEATING YOUR ASS, dropping you on your skull, and watching as you slam you hand on that mat as I break your damn leg in EIGHT PLACES.

[sumya]

Oh you want to break my leg? Guess what, not tonight!

Sumya does a quick flip that gets her out of Ashley's reach

You are just too slow for my smooth style, I can kick you 14 times before you actually touch me! And you want a No DQ match? Heh! Preach Trashley, preach, because it will be your last resort!

Sumya defiant then gets in Ashley's face again

You must be confused, those threats you just..... vomited would be reality if you were facing Kristin Hager. But no Ashley, the lady you have here ain't no loser, the lady you have here is a winner, White Belt in Capoeira, lots of dancing contests won...

Hell Ash, you deserve that I whoop your ass while I dance La Macarena

Sumya then puts her hands in her eyes, mocking Ashley

So? You see right, you stopped seeing Kristins when there is true talent in front of your eyes? Well enjoy it while it lasts Trashley, because, you know what's comming..... L.O!

Sumya then comes up with an idea.

In fact I want to add this match a special thingy... If I lose.... Which will be only in your dreamland. I will put my Visa papers on the line, so you will be able to deport me back to my homeland that I miss so much.

But if I win... Look you put the stipulation, so you will see how I ain't such a mean bitch, as you and Pole Knobheart say I am!

Sumya lowers the mic and waits for Ash's answer....

[ashley]

Ashley gives a smug smile as she prepares her response.

If you win, I will YIELD my Diamond Title rematch to you...

A shockwave shoots through the Staple Center.

Roach: W...WHAT!!! Did I just hear her correctly?

Buzz: If Sumya beats Ashley, She get's Ashley's rematch??? That's like giving her a free Diamond Title shot!!!

And I don't want your stinkin' papers. If I win this match, all I want is one simple thing. You become my PERSONAL BITCH for all of September. My lil' gopher. How's THAT sound to ya?

[sumya]

Sumya grins

What? Your personal little bitch? Allright there has been some misunderstoodment here.

I am not lesbian, Me Not Lesbian, I don't like women, what I did with Christina was just business, and it wasn't even me the one taping there, it was just a webcam. Sorry for having broke your heart Ashley

Sumya fakes sadness as she lays a hand on Ashley's shoulder, then she rises it and points to the fans

You are all looking at your future Diamond Champ!!! Heather start kissing the belt goodbye!!!

the fans boo

Roach: Oh shut up!

Berman: Man Ashley is betting hard here.

Sumya then picks the mic again, after having posed.

You have the deal Trashley. But remember, no lesbian stuff... I will be your sexless bitch!

Sumya then extends her hand to Ashley, but before Ash can shake it, Sumya moves it out from the place and waves her hair cockily, waiting for Ash's final reply....

[ashley]

Ashley raises her mic and responds.

Get your head out of gutter, woman. Even if I was a lesbian, I wouldn't touch you with a twelve foot pole. No no, I've got WAY more worse things in store for you then sexual humiliation. Bank on that. The only title you're gonna be holding is "Ashley Diamond's BAG GIRL". To barrow from Jimmy Ames a bit, I'm serving you up a BIG OL' slice of HUMBLE PIE. So bring a plate, and plenty of napkins.

Ashley's theme song hits the PA, and she backs away from Sumya. She steps out unto the apron and drops down to the arena floor. Going back up the ramp, Ashley turns back around to give Sumya one final look before returning to the backstage area.

[sumya]

Sumya poses a bit more and does some Capoeira moves

I am the Greatest! And now that I have spoken, try your best people to enjoy the show, without your favourite wrestler.... Me!

Sumya cockily leaves the ring and goes backstage, while the crowd boos the hell out of her

END.