the monsters ball (o2 moster like people)

[kanzer]

(this takes place at takedown, for solstice)

the creppy music that has hunted nick jones and jon rocker is played as the lights fade to dark blue as kanzer and zandrea walk from the back, zandrea with a smile on her face and kanzer trailing behind her as they get into the ring and zandrea gets a mic and with her german accent she starts to speak

now let me get into things...we have been talking with each other and decided that those small worms kanzer has crushed are not enough of a challenge...so we look for that challenge, this maybe done other places but lets give this a XWA feel...what am i talking about you ask..

...3 men other then kanzer who have been labeled as such...locked in a room alone for 24 hours...no light...no food no water....untill we set them lose of each other...no rules...fall count away where...so who wishes to step into the hell that is the mosters ball

roach: the monsters ball?...

buzz: thats brilliant...what better way to filter the fakes from the real monsters of XWA..

roach: but who is gonna accept...need 4 men willing to starve themselves..see no sun light or drink any water...for 24 hours then wrestle with 3 other men who are insane as you are?

zandrea and kanzer await any takers

[legion]

The lights dim down to a that blood red hue. It seems that someone has answered the call and that man is Legion.

BuZZ: We've seen this dude before...this Legion. His lady friend Alexandra has already tasted victory here in the XWA so far, but we've yet to see him in action have we?

Roach: Indeed. He certainly looks impressive, but looks can be deceiving.

So...it's a "Monster's Ball" that you seek? No food? No light? You think that such trivial things matter to one such as I? Zandrea...you are a fool. Yes, you're monster has laid waste to his challengers thus far, but those two are mere lambs compared to the lion whose eyes you gaze upon at this moment...a lion who is thirsty for blood.

It doesn't matter if there are anymore out there who wish to be a part of your little contest Zandrea. You stand before a monster in his own right in my dear Legion...as the one you call Kanzer is as well. There can be only one dominant force of evil here in the XWA though, and that will be us my dear. You may be in control of an unstoppable force, but Legion and I...we ARE an unstoppable force.

[chet]

After Legion & Alexandra said their words.. An unknown theme song hits the stadium.

....'Cause I got Pacman Fever! It's driving me crazy!

The crowd likes the song and cheer. The announcers are shocked

Roach: Now what kind of monster uses that song?!

BuZZ: Geekzilla? The Might Pacman? Mothra?

Roach: Mothra? Let's actually see who is appearing...

Actually a very tall man, 6'11" is his height appears... Too bad he doesn't look very scary as he appears dancing and with a t-shirt that reads "I scored in the 80s" and has a Pacman on it .

Roach: Isn't that Chet Dixon!?

BuZZ: Indeed it's Chet Dixon!

Roach: The TNB jobber? Well former TNB tag team Champion and former TNB Hardcore Champion

BuZZ: Well he will need more than this for facing Kanzer and Legion, they sure look impressive, and Chet so far got an IMPRESSIVE beating.

Chet gets in the ring and starts doing Pacman poses and gets the mic

Now! People in LA. Are you ready? Are you ready for a well-done "job"?! Remember, only the best "jobs" are the ones that survive in XWA! ;D

the crowd laughs as Chet does a cheesy thumbs up to both Legion and Kanzer, showing them his bonafide videogame geek thumbs

I might not look Donkey Kongish like my fellas here do, but I sure can kick some ass... For something I am a former TNB Hardcore Champ... Tough as toughness itself...

So I know my mushrooms, I have the contra code in mind. And basically I am lock n'load for this match....

Just a little question, before being insolated, can I bring my PSP into the cell? There is a mission of GTA Vice City Stories that I am yet to beat ;D?

Chet oblivious to the danger, takes out his PSP and starts playing.

Oh come on!!! Can't I beat this? Can I? Can I? Damnit!!! If it wasn't because they call me the Mild-Mannered Video Game Nerd, I would send this PSP back to hell!!!

Roach: Oh dear... First we get Christina who is a lesbian, now her brother Chet is a complete geek, isn't somebody normal in this family?

BuZZ: This is a place for wrestling and not geekness!!! I hope somebody flatters that PSP over that Chet Dixon's head!!!

[kanzer]

kanzer reaches his hand to grab chet by the neck but zandrea stopped him and wispered something in german to him and he stepped back

Zwei Seelen schreiten vorwärts eine Seele verlassen....legion i have no doubt you are the challenge we seek...even the most ruthless come to respect the ruthless...but respect does not do anything for you one you step into the ring with kanzer...please do not disappoint..

zandrea turns to chet

why you are here is a unknown factor in any plans any of us have...in all honestly you seen to be a wild card..but wild cards are not always the best action to take. but i wish not to talk you out of this your name is carved in stone for this...1 full day..no food...water..light...

zandrea looks disgusted at him for a moment

video games..all gone to drive the sanest man crazy...and the lunatic into a kill machine with no remorse...please dwell on my words as we wait for the last soul to take their place...then we can all take our places

Das stirbt ist geworfen, haben die Götter gesprochen, erwarten wir ihre Erwiderung

roach: what is it about german that gives me the creeps..
buzz: maybe the fact just hello sound angry

[vincent]

After Kanzer stopped talking the arena light started to turn down, a man comes out from the curtains the whole arena starts cheering.

He makes his way down to the ring and heads to the announcers table for a mic.

Roach: Woah who is this new guy?

Buzz: I have no idea lets see and find out.

He stands on the out side of the ring and raises his mic.

Well, Well look who we have here Kanzer and Legion i have heard about you guys, my name is Vincent Venom I have one reason why i came out here and that is to be in the Monster ball match.

So are you guys ready to fight i may not be a monster but you'll see what i am capable of.

Roach: This should be interesting.

Buzz: I agree with you there Roach.

Vincent lowers his mic and waits.

[chet]

Chet gives spooky fingers towards Kanzer mocking him.

Hold it right there! Just because you are a guy who looks from Wolfstein, that doesn't mean you can lay your freakish hands on me!!

Chet then turns to Zandrea, Chet seems to be pissed off about her comments and starts mocking her

Oh look at me! Ich look like a transgender Dante für Devil May Cry, Ich think I can sprache down Chet Dixon, because he möchtes videogamen... And you lady have the balls... Never said it betta, the BALLS!, to mock me because I like videogames!? Look at yourself, you speak like if you were from Final Fantasy... "The chosen souls" Blah! The chosen wrestlers, this is wrestling, this is Solstice, not philosophical blabber summer 2007 parade!!!

Chet turns down the mic and starts doing the dance moves that have given him the charisma he has with the crowd. The crowd cheers, it's always funny seeing a 6'11 man using dancing movements to PWN his opponents... Well PWNing in Chet's personal way

Roach: Well seemingly Chet has his "peculiar" way to talk down the opponents who act arrogantly towards him.

BuZZ: Peculiar? He looks like a freaking dork, no suprise why he teams up with such a lousy wrestler like Kristin...

Roach: Oh come on, Chet likes videogames that's it.

BuZZ: He's virgin... That's it.

Roach: Oh will you stop?

Chet stops his dancing and points to Legion

And you better start running for your life... Dante is in the house!!

So anyway, when are they gonna lock us like SAW? I rather be locked with my faithful PSP than not with this cheesy transgender Dante!!!

[legion]

Fool. You see this as nothing more than a game, do you? If so, then this is a game where the winner will be the one who inflicts more pain and suffering on his opponents than any other, and you...Dixon...I don't think you are at all capable of the carnage that I am. In fact, I don't think ANY of you are. Consider this to be a true test.

For you, Kanzer...you have tasted victory, but now you will taste something completely different, your own BLOOD. When your flesh is broken, it wont be long then before your WILL follows, and then the next thing you will taste is defeat.

And you, Venom...a vagabond like myself. We know nothing of what you can do, but the same can said of me, correct? You have a name that implies that you are poisonous, deadly. We will put THAT to the test as well.

In this existence there are the predators and then there are prey. At Solstice, we shall see where it is that you all stand in the order of things. For me...that answer will be made quite clear when I feast on you like the lion I spoke of before.

Pray to your gods, gentlemen...you will need them to watch over you.

With his final words, he lowers his head, and with it the light dim down to darkness. They come back up and suddenly the couple have vanished!