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Post by maniac on Jun 21, 2007 12:12:03 GMT -5
Madhouse plays as Maniac makes his way out the ring. He sprints down to the ring and slides in. He goes to each corner taunting for the crowd before finally grabbing a mic.
Alright, so we have this Soul Survivor. Now according to my sources there are still openings for teams. It's also come to my attention that there isn't a team of TNB originals entered yet so I figured I would call out two people to join me in representing a name that people can't seem to get over. A name that people want to drag through the mud even though they know nothing about it.
So I'm asking two of the biggest names of TNB to come out here and let's prove that TNB name not the company is far from dead and that we're still kicking ass. So Chris Lionheart and Kratos. Both of you were two of TNB's greatest superstars when it was open and I'm sure I could trust both of you. So why don't you two come down and let's get ready to show everyone that we've still got plenty of fight left in us.
Maniac lowers the mic and waits for Lionheart and Kratos to show up.
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Post by kratos on Jun 22, 2007 8:13:54 GMT -5
Kratos heads down to the ring. No hesistant, but just straight down. He climbs in with microphone in hand.
Team TNB is in effect tonight! We will some of TNB's stars putting their egos inside (mine included) to do what we call. Survive as a team! Not everyone on this team has been on the same page or friends in the past, but we are here to not put that in front of us, but better yet, behind us!. Tonight, you got a team of experience, power, technical, quickness, brawling, and submission all on one team. When you put those odds together, it's hard to look past us. Every other team better out of TNB. Don't overlook, or disrespect our talent. There is a reason that everybody either hates, or loves. It's because we put in the damn ratings, and put companies on notice! Wrestlers from other companies hate us. The fans love us. No matter who loves or hates, Team TNB does have a job to do, and that's kick ass!
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Post by Chris Lionheart on Jun 22, 2007 10:48:40 GMT -5
Lionheart's music hits the speakers and he runs down to the ring.
It looks like business is picking up around here. I've just come from a meeting with Carmella Blackheart and she told me that "Due to the fact that you guys are having trouble forming up two teams, I will have to snub one team out of the Soul Survivor. Besides which I believe it's in the interest of fairness that there be only one TNB involved in this event anyway. I leave it to you to figure out who you're going to have in this match Lionheart."
Since you Maniac, and you Kratos are the first two guys to come out here tonight and form a team. Since you two are both eligiable to participate, with no title belt or wargames win stopping you... Then the first two slots on this team go to you guys.
EDITED ENDING:
To those in TNB that got left out thanks to Carmella's decision, I would suggest to continue on with your current feuds, and spill some blood for TNB. This team deffinatly will!
* Might not be Prime, I don't know if I won or lost against Blade Meyers yet... Where's my takedown match?
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Post by manup on Jun 22, 2007 12:02:54 GMT -5
Jayson Jones returns to the ringside area, having already made his bold statements. Standing in the presence of other TNB Alumni, Jones readies his response.
It's all good, Lion-o. It's all good. Can't go against the word of the prez now, can we? But I ain't come up to Vancouver to sit in the front row. So I've got a lil' plan of my own. On the way here, I saw the lil' exchange that you and Blaze had with that dude Nigel Sledge. And since I KNOW his dance card is open, I say we FILL IT. I might not be gettin' in Soul Survivor, but I WILL be gittin' in a suckas ASS tonight. So I'm gonna take this time to put out a challenge. Me and Blaze tonight, for the first time EVER as a team, against Nigel Sledge and whatever chump he might be able to find backstage STUPID enough to step in the ring with us. Now THAS' wassup.
In one fell swoop it seemed as if the TNB contingent were now taking the offensive. The question was if Sledge would step up to the plate once again.
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Post by maniac on Jun 22, 2007 13:14:39 GMT -5
Maniac looks at the three men with a smile on his face.
Well seriously, how can we not kick any ass? I mean, I proved in Washington in a non-title match that I was the better man against Ryan Zlabe. Right now as it stands that means that he needs to be careful if I ever decide I want that Pure Title of his. And Kratos you were victorious as well. But it's somewhat nice to see that the staff members don't feel the need to drag our name through the mud like the "XWA originials" do.
But from the looks of it I can't really tell if we have any real competition in this or if this is going to be real easy. The only people I either know because I've heard of them or I've personally dealt with are Shia Storm, Firek!d, Cabal Xavier, Shawn Hollywood, and Sylas Styles. Most are top notch athletes while some may not be. So I'll leave the analisis of our competiton up to you two since you know more about them than I do.
And on a side note for some reason whenever I hear the name Nick Jones I think of...oh what's his name now. Oh yeah, Mike Jones. Am I the only one who thinks that or do you two think it too. Maybe it's because their names sound so similar. Either way, just thought I would mention that if I accidently call Nick, Mike.
Maniac then looks at Jayson.
I must say, Lionheart. You sure are full of surprises tonight. First Blaze and then Jayson Jones. Now I must say if this match that you've got planned Jayson, goes down I plan on watching it. I mean I did a tag team tournament once and got eliminated by Blaze and his partner so you'll defintly have a great partner. But seriously is there anyone that's in Soul Survivor that I should worry about because the people I know of don't really make me nervous right now. I mean at this rate Shawn's head probably isn't going to be in this match with Adrenaline chasing him around. But I'm just going to say that's it's better him than me. Maybe Shawn should try kicking his ass. It worked for me.
Maniac lowers the mic and waits to see if anyone has anything to say.
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Post by blaze on Jun 23, 2007 9:34:49 GMT -5
"Those who run.....will...be....burned!"
Blaze obviously had something to say as the intro to his theme song, 'Like Light To The Flies' by Trivium begins to blare over the Pa system. The fans go into a cheering frenzy as Blaze steps out onto the stage, Mic in hand, next to TNB's other newest XWA member...Jason Jones...
"The King of Extreme....Master of Tag team...."
Blaze strikes an extreme pose while pointing at himself. Again, the crowd goes wild...
"Has a few words to say here..."
Blaze turns to face Jones...
"The first time I met you....I didn't like you one damn bit.....The first time I fought you....Caged tag match if I remember correctly....Me and Psych kicked you and your teammates ass....And I still didn't like you...."
The crowd begins to grow uneasy...Where was Blaze going with this?
"But....the more I began to see of you...your style....and most definitely your wrestling ability...I slowly began to say...hey, this dude has some talent....And somehow....now, in this point of time....Though I still really don't like you...I have the utmost respect for you and what you do....So, I accept your offer to team up.....TNB for the win baby...." |
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Post by manup on Jun 23, 2007 21:13:58 GMT -5
Jones looks Blaze up and down for a moment. His response was swift and precise.
It's all good. Cuz I still think you'z a crossdressin' junkie. But You've stepped ya' game up since the last time you and I was in a ring together. I see you got some swagger to ya' step. So it's all gravy, baby. But this ain't about our personal opinions. This is about put a whacked out brit in his place. So if you got the guts, Sledge, come yo' sucka ass down here and lets make this OFFICIAL.[/color]
Lowering his mic, they await the arrival of Sledge.
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Post by punch on Jun 23, 2007 21:28:03 GMT -5
Instead of Nigel Sledge, they get...
!!!JONNY PUNCH!!!
He stands atop the stage looking down towards the congregation of men in the ring. Jonny lifts his mic to speak out.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! Look at this folks. It's the TNB SAUSAGE HANG!!! Can we get more gayer then 5 guys slapping hands and comparing junk sizes? I think not. I was itting in the back, listening in on all this "Brand loyalty" crap. And it got me to thinking. I've only been in XWA a month now, so I could really give a crap either way, but what I DO give a crap about is that these people are WITHOUT there daily dose of !!!PUNCH!!! We can't have that, can we? What I'm trying to say is this, and let me slow it down so that the circus freaks in the ring can understand...
I...AM...Teaming...up...with...nigel...sledge...to...night...to...kick...your...
assess...
Jonny hauls of and laughs as he continues to mock them.
Seriously. Am I supposed to be scared to be scared of this little team up? Jayson Jones and Blaze? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that you two hate each others guts. But you're supposed to put it aside for "TNB" pride. I swear if I here those 3 letters again I'm gonna puke my spline out. It's all we've been subjected to hearing the last damn month. "TNB THIS, TNB THAT". TNB can suck my big, fat, white HOG for all I care. I just wanna punch someone. And you two asshats will do nicely. So that's how it's goin' down. The male Avon experiment and Samuel L. versus Sledge and THE PUNCHMEISTER!!! BOOK IT, BITCHES!!!
Jonny awaits a response.
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Post by manup on Jun 23, 2007 21:32:21 GMT -5
Jones looks out to Punch with a look of confusion.
Who are you again? Oh yea, that "Not Straight Edge" kat. So you wanna step up to bat and catch a nub alongside of Sledge. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet, the more the merrier. I don't know about Shad...I mean Blaze here, but I'd be happy to cook up a nice plate of me WHOOPIN' YO ASS and serve it to you tonight. Bring the noise, son. Bring the GOD DAMN noise.
Jones leaves the floor open for Blaze to get a word in.
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Post by blaze on Jun 24, 2007 20:54:18 GMT -5
"The male avon experiment? I wondered how long it would take for someone to get a makeup joke in on me....But you know what kid, I'll give you your props...That one was original at least...very original...Too bad your still just like every other pathetic little nobody bastard who thinks they can make a name for themselves by taking out yours truly..."
Blaze turns to Jones...
"And what in the blue bloody hell is an asshat? Do you have any damn clue? No?....Me either..."
With a questioning look on his face, Blaze turns back to lock eyes with Mr.!!!PUNCH!!!
"Can you give us an answer there boy? The asshat? A gay sex invention you been working on? Forget it....I don't even wanna know now that I think about it man....Thats probably exactly what it is....Thats why you wanna team with Nigel...maybe think if you help him get a win he'll let you test your new and improved 'Gay man's asshat' on him....Ewwwww...."
Blaze shakes his head in disgust...
"Look here fruitloop...you want in the match its fine with me.....Just shut the hell up for now...I really don't wanna hear anything else from your pathetic little ass....So, we approved you...Go find Nigel and see if its cool with him...And get the HELL OUTTA OUR SIGHTS!" |
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