Post by makhaveli on May 28, 2007 8:04:50 GMT -5
As the commercial-break comes to an end, the camera fades to the ring. Not empty, but filled with one black, small, good-looking, handsome, awesome, great, fantasti-... Aight, I lied, it's Hussein Fatal. Standing there, the crowd notices he wears.. OMG NO KAMO. LYK U KAN C HIM!!!1111~ He is wearing a.. Well, a rather large pair of black jeans and a black t-shirt... With a "Bianca Dianaco" on the front and a.. "secks me" on the back.. Let's see how many slaps he'll get for that one. A microphone in his hands, the colorful cap isn't missing. With the Jamaican flag on it, it does the job of making people look at Hussein's broken ass face..
Konichiwa, bitches. Fatal shot f'yo' asses tonight, NuCCa.. Live here IN.. BRAZIL!!... Or China.. Zulu-Nation?.. Eh.. Fuck it, whatever you talkin'der, I can't Chi-cha-ch'understand ya bitches. Only thang I understood is dat Wargames' comin', baby. Das right, an' yo' homie's in dis. I didn't even have to do nuttin' to be in dis, NuGGa. Hehe. I'mma wonderin' what'th'otha bitches thinkin'.. Everyone had to fuckin' do some shizz to be in dis, promo like a mo'fucka. I's like, bitch I'm yo' downfall. I jus' don't give a fuck wha'chu thinkin'. Afta' all, I'm tha one gettin' all da money.. ALL of dem Dollazzzz.. Lemme tell you new bitches arrivin' from Japan, Brazil an' tha Zulu-Nation.. Greejaicaland's takin' ova' like in oh sicks. Remember, I'm one of tha only remainin' originals. Haha, yeah NehGGar. I'mma goin' to stay original. Goin' to keep it.. Hehe.. Goin' keep it real, NuKKa. Dem new NuGGAs shakin' like dey is seein' tha Holy Ghost, when I'm arrivin' in da zone. Lemme remind ch'all.. Who the first real NiGGa in dis was. LXW, XWA, no one's bringin' dat shizz up now, eh? They actin' like dat shiz never happened, dog. Like dis shizz' ma first fuckin' time I gotta be here an' talk 'bout some lil' punk ass NuCCas.. Real, fake ass bitches.
"Hoh no!! NO!11, don't bring dat shizz up, bra'. You ain't nuttin'." Den why you here fo', sucka? He said "nuttin"... You ain't here fo' "nuttin"... Talkin'bout nuttin', le's see dat... "Com-pe-tayshn".. Lemme.. Think.. 'Bout dat shizz now.. Uh.. Oh yeah, bingo. Joey Caltsone.. Curtis, excuse me... Hold on, actually.. Excuse yo'fuckin'self, dog. Wha' can YOU back up? Ya think y'can talk shiz 'bout someone? NiGGa, last time I saw a white boy tryna act black.. Wit' DAT haircut.. Can't tell ya he lasted long, dog. Bitch, the fuck you wearin' anyways? Little red, shirt, coverin' y'hairy five inch nipples. God damn, las' time I saw dat was when y'were togetha' wit' dat otha' blondie.. Dis fat twat callin'm'self "Champion". "Boo, boo, I'm champion.. Gimme ma pampers, bitch." But, Cal..Curtis, you are, infact, a CHOKE artist. I've never seen someone as white's yo' ass an' probably never will. Dot an' out. I ain't goin' to start wit'cho night affairs an' tha midgets..
Hmm.. Dis leaves how much? like ten otha' bitches.. Fuck.. Le's make it fast. Lionheart.. Haha.. Lion-o.. Heh, bitch, where's yo' thunder-cats suit? Tha sword? Somethin'? A whip maybe? Dog, better stop dat shizz, befo' dey sue yo'ass. NiGGa, opportunity MA BLACK ASS, America. You start'n talkin'bout some shizz.. Some main event shizz... DAT HAPPENED FOURTEEN FUCKIN' MONTH'S GO!! NIGGA, the fuck you thinkin'!? Staffies, wha' you thinkin'? HE gets an opportunity fo' some kind of.. Sado Maso-sh!z title AN' tha chance to fight fo' tha main event in a few months.. Wha's dis, eh? "You better prepared, young --copyrighted-name--.".. The fuck's happenin' wit dis NuGGa? All yo' ass deserves is a little guy in a leather suit, talkin' French an' Brazil.. O' wherever I'm standin'.. Japan sucks ass anyways.. An' as much as I give a fuck about Japan, as much as shizz do tha fans give about anotha' episode of Ecks-doub-ah against.. Uh.. Dis otha' federation, wit'em fat ass legends walkin'round.. An' tha best shizzz.. OH NO!! He ain't th'only one! Uh-uh, NiKKas. Uh-uh!.
Enrique!! Rico Suave, where you been, dog? Wha'chu doin'? Tryna get all tha old legends federation-pieces togetha'? God, Who you think you bein'? Guillotinz on yo' Puerto Rico horse-ass. "Ya dig?.. Yo-ya-yey dig?" Dig wha', yo' nasty ass breath? NuGGa, in tha last century dey invented somethan' called.. A toothbrush. Maybe you could buy dat shizz wit' some.. "Mo-nay".. If dat shizz even exists in lil' CuCu-VIllage.
An' who' we have right'ere? Freedom, NiGGa.. The fuck you've been doin' here? Searchin' some pussy? Good boy, I thought you in to dat blonde shit, correct? Go an' hunt dat lil' girl.. Name's, O'Della. I know ya like dat buffed shizz an' shizz.. Shizz... Marcus.. De-vine. The fuck.. I ain't even goin' talk bout'chu much, crack'sa. You copyin' ma shiz.. YES! He's havin' ma fu-ckin'-aye haircut, I have since oh five.. 's like, the fuck.. Outta ma way, bitch.[/color][/font]
Mixed reactions await Hussein, some seem to dislike his advantage of.. Actually being able to talk shit about people he has never met.. Hehe..
And Genesis.. Whoo, Genny.. Jenny.. Jennifer. Haha, sure y'are white. An'.. Hold.. Dat shit.. Stop wearin' dat shizz on shows like dis, ya heard? No no, no one wanna watch dat mo'fugga talkin' dere.. Fo' like half an hour, tellin' he's tha best.. He's tha greatest.. He's tha.. BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU SUCK ROTTEN CAMEL'S DICK, DOG. Naaah, naaah, not wi'mme. Dat shizz ain't happenin' wi'mme. No'mo', momma. You sure ain't goin'a come far in dis.. Jus' like ma man.. Tito Muerdo Loco, Jimmy Ames.. Make me famous, befo' I KICK yo' ass down. I'mma make YOU now famous. Famous fo' tha biggest an' widest asshole in the whole state of New York... At least das wha's I've been told by Austin Harris.. Mister I'll-quit-an'-get-back-if-it-ain't-goin'-be-as-much-impact-as-planned, bitch, you fuckin' are a waste of promo time. Ain't even goin' say shizz 'bout'chu an' yo' lil' affair wit'Cade. Bitch, you think you made impact? Bow down to greatness? Tha only NuCCa bowin' down is yo' ass, but das in front of Kris Cade. Dat lil' innocent NiGGa gave ya two fuckin' chances fo' tha Pure title an' you still.. Keep.. Fuckin' up dat chance. An'you call yo'self great? If yes, den it better not be in tha ring, Or I'mma goin' to call ma'self NuGGa of the century. Anotha' bita', tryna copy ma hair, an' shizz..
God, how many fuckin' people have that little gay, straight line unda' their mouth, dat lil' fag hair? I's like, everyone seems to be enjoyin' dat shizz unda' tha shower.. Thank god I got ma own one.. NONE OF Y'ALL NuKKAs goin' get in DAT one, ya heard!? No one, not even you, Shiza.. Shiach.. Shiaz.. Whatever. Damn, dog, how much oil you put on dat body? Fuck, I think I can even see ma black ass in dat shizz. NiGGa.. I know we shouldn't say dat from one wrestler to another but... Dat bitch ain't a guy.. Yeah, yo' wife ain't a guy. Better do somethan', I heard Jenny's free now. Git'r, NiGGa, FAST! Fast.. Run, befo' I'mma punch you. I don't have no maker, bitch. I made myself, wit' a pack of handsomeness an' four pounds of pure Fatality. Talkin'bout dat Fatal shizz, wha's anotha' white kid doin' in dis? To be eggsact, two of dem. Firefrit an'.. Jared.. Haze o' some fuck. Both suck complete raptor asses. Haze, the fuck you talkin'bout layin' dudes on a line.. THE FUCK'S WRONG WIT'CHU KID!? So fucking young, yet so fucked up mind.. Goddamn.. Locked, learned and read for Wargames? FUUUUCK, not even I could unda'stand DAT one.. One anotha' of dem is dat Firefritt... God, I'm so hungry.. Goin' get some fries later.. Maybe some Chicken McNugge.. Aight. anyways. The fuck's dat smurf doin' in here? Yeah, yeah, I know. I shouldn't be talkin'.. But.. HAHAHHAHHAHAAHA.. Hahah..h.aha.. The.. Haha.. The fuck happened to dat guy? Didn't drank eenuff milk back in tha day? Coffee? Smokin? An' we know dat smokin's.. Decreasin' some.. "Stuff" down der.. Thank god I'm just doin' weed... EDEDEDED AHEM... thank god, no one heard it.. Firefritt, Haze, you are a waste of black sugar. The fuck outta here. Like I'm goin'do now.
Aaah, already going? Well, seems like every little superstar, young-blood, big fat white boy and copyrighted name has been talked to. The camera slowly fades to black, after Hussein focuses his view on the camera, speaking his last sentences..
Wargames, Eggsgames, Dianaco, I'm comin', baby! Kryptonite ma black ass, America, I'm bringin' back tha ol' days. Where ass-whoopin's were still decided by tha black NuGGazz. Peanut NiGGa Fatal TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!! NiGGARS!![/color]
And fade to the blackest black on blacky's black blackness..
*I IZ BLACK NOW LOL*