Unanswered (Pearl Title)

[grace]

The Independence Day Pay Per View was well on its way, and all seemed to be enjoying the show XWA was putting on, however there was still one looming question about the card. The fate of the Pearl Title was still unknown as there hadn’t been any word from Addison Between matches, “Prisoner of Society” plays.

Roach: That’s Cosette Grace’s music. Are we going to see the Pearl Title on the line right now, we’re not even sure who’s in the match besides the champion.

BuZZ: The world demands answers and this is probably the only person who has ‘em Roach.

Cosette stepped out wearing a simple XWA T-Shirt over her ring gear and posing with the title over her shoulder as she walked down the ramp. She was learning how to do this champion thing quick and the fans seemed to love it. She gets in the ring and waits for the crowd to die down, she can't seem to stop smiling until she picks up her microphone and gets a little more serious.

Thank you very much, Philadelphia but it seems this is causing some problems.

She points at the belt.

I had to turn down one eligible contender, and I haven’t heard from the woman I want to offer the first shot to. I wanted to finish things, to give myself, Addison and the world one final hurrah after everything we’ve put each other through over the past two months. We’ve beaten each other all over the country and the stakes just kept getting higher, and if we get what we want, this is the big one. So, if you want to finish this Addison, I’m here, and if not then I don’t plan to shirk my duty as a champion.

This title’s history begins and ends with me right now and that means everything to me. No matter what, I will defend this title here at Independence Day, whether it’s against Addison, Tessa or anyone else management selects.

Everyone loves a fighting champion and Cosette planned to be just that. She waited in the ring, staring intently down the ramp waiting for someone, anyone to come out to answer her question.

[prank]

Unfortunately for Cosette, the leastest woman she would expect, Prank pops out from the stage, still wearing her Southern hat. She gets into the ring with Cosette and starts doing juggle with bowling pins, (which she is very bad at) Eventually Prank loses her balance and all the bowling pins fall on her head. She then turns her attention to Cosette

HEEEEEEEEEEEY! KIIIIIIIIIIIDS! I love being in Pittsburg, PA!

the fans boo

Roach: Hey Einstein we are in Philadephia, PA, not Pittsburg

It's time once again, for Prank's show, prepare yourselves for 1 no...3 hours of laughter and fun! And here standing right next to me, is this lady who happens to be my new sidekick her name is....

Prank bows down and reads Cosette's title.

Pearl! That's her name, Pearl.... But anyway Pearl that name is just so.... Un-cre-a-tiiiii-ve!! I'll better do something to make you a more sellable sidekick, what about if I name you...eh... Shorty? Nah unoriginal... Hmm... what about?... I got it. Your name will be Cosy!

Roach: Cosy?! Give me a break, can somebody call security and phisically remove Prank out of the ring?

Anyway Cosy, I see you are in a wrestling attire, that's cool, very cool, you look like a genetically ja-ja-ja-jacked! specimen, and sure all these fans will recognize and like us!

"Prank sucks" chants start flowing as the little delusional woman has no idea why this happens, she loses her temper and suffers a mood swing.

NO! Don't boo me! Don't boo me! It's all your oogie-boogie fault! Cosy! You were here before me, and sure you have told this fans to be down with the clown! Oh yeah you are one of this nasty, swearing, psychothic! Juggalos! Yeah! One of this unfunny clowns who do nothing more but poisoning all the children I just want to give a nice future to!

Cosette doesn't realize why Prank has swinged moods so fast, but she can see that Prank isn't quite mentally stable

It's all because this huge belt you have isn't it? How can the fans like it? It doesn't fit in your belt holes! Also is too huge! it looks more like King Leonidas' stomach protector! Come on Cosy, handle me the belt like a good sidekick, we need to destroy this annormal huge belt.... AAAAAH!!!

Prank looks at the fans who have all rised their toy belts for screwing her

Oh no! They are all.... Poisoned! You poisoned them! Handle me the belt, Cosy it isn't too late yet to save the children.

Now children, don't get me wrong Prank isn't all about censoring, she's all about tolerance, but certainly there are things that offend common sense and a huge belt that doesn't fit into belt holes! It does offend my and the rest of the children's common sense!

Roach: Cosette if you can hear me, kill this clown and kill it now!

Berman: If I have to remember Roach you were the one who cheered for Prank when she made her debut

Well Cosy, I hate having to get like Fox Censorers, but you must handle me the belt, all the children there have taken a bad example out of you and that must be fixed.... Oh come on why are you so reclutant!? I see, you need one of Prank's flabberstagging jokes so you will be more relaxed for handling me this evil belt, all right Cosy here it goes

Prank goes where the crowd is and she spots a sXe there, she then goes there and with her joke flower he wets him... but it isn't water what was in the flower.... It was beer! The sXe fan is outraged but security holds him back and Prank just laughs at her evil joke.

Prank takes her ukelele out and smashes it into the sXe's head!!! That was totally uncalled for! That psychothic clown Prank just attacked a fan for no reason!

Prank keeps on her hijinks and goes to the announce position. She takes a huge spray out of her bag, this time the label reads "String Spray"

Roach: Well this time will be String Spray... Last time she came here it was Easy Cheese!

Prank shakes her spray, and sprays the announcers.... But it ain't string spray... It's whipped cream!

Roach: My suit! Cosette kill her! Kill her now!!!!

Prank busts her ass laughing at everyone who's been the victim of her jokes and goes back where Cosette is

Oh yeah... hi hi hi I love my hijinks... You feel more relaxed now Cosy? You see there is nothing in using humour for sacrificing yourself, now be a good sidekick and handle me this evil belt that's poisoning the fans.

Everyone is shocked, Prank is psychothic and cruel. But that's no notice. Will her cruel jokes have had any effect on Cosette?

[grace]

Roach:You know I’d sell Cosette some of my crazy repellant, but it doesn’t seem to work.

BuZZ:Will you stop, you can just drop your suit on a pie Roach.

Cosette just stands in disbelief watching the antics of Prank in the arena. Where do Gallas and Blackheart keep finding women like this? And why do they always seem to find Cosette? As the jokes continue Cosette just stands, covering her mouth and looking absolutely horrified by it all.

She looks over at the belt dangling from her shoulder. Was it really too big? She’d have that to obsess over later. Cosette thought about the evil title that had somehow made everyone hate Prank.

Knowing Cosette all of the math behind that rushed through her head and she tried to come up with some logical explanation as to how this theory could be plausible. Her attempt to give the clown the benefit of the doubt was cut short and she looks at the woman who was now her opponent.

Well it’s official.

She circles the ring a little trying to sell the line as long as she could.

You’re worse than Addison, if such a thing is possible. But I suppose I should be used to things like this. If I’m not someone’s pupil, I’m someone’s daughter, and if I’m not someone’s daughter, I’m someone’s sidekick. Quite the vicious cycle, wouldn’t you say?

I suppose it’s up to me to break out from other people’s wings. Take center stage, be the star and all that. Well, tonight I’ll guess I’ll give it a try.

People seemed to like that idea, or at least appreciate the joke.

Since I don’t see Addison here and since Tessa is otherwise occupied tonight I suppose I’ll have to oblige you if I want to put this belt on the line.

As long as I’m champion I will defend this belt against anyone. And as you can clearly see, I do mean anyone.
Roach:
Yes, thank you, she’s going to do it. I hope Cosette breaks Prank in half with that Crossface of hers. Well after she pays my damn dry cleaning bill.

Tonight will be a teaching moment Prank.. Spraying people with beer, and whipped cream and smashing our fans over the head are all things that might play at children’s birthday parties, but here in XWA quite frankly they’re rude. And I take exception to you calling me a “gigolo”. It’s pretty obvious I’m not a man.

She looks around rallying for support to her point, but anyone who was laughing was probably not laughing with her.

Cosette would Google the term “juggalo” later that night and find out exactly why her attempt at a joke bombed.

So, Prank, if you want this belt, come and take it from me, right now.

Cosette pulls her shirt over her head and throws it out into the stands, hands the belt off, takes her stance and calls for the timekeeper to ring the bell.