The Wyldman Challenge {O2A}

[Keith Wyle]

"Ultimate Satisfaction" begins to blare throughout the arena as the crowd gives a confused reaction, as they can't seem to peg down what to make of "The Wyldman" as of late...

I know some of you, well hell all of you are confused about me, wondering about why I've been shaking hands and showing respect to my opponents

Putting on a shocked voice

What the hell!?!? I thought Keith Wyle was all about himself, where is the Keith Wyle that I love to hate. I mean if i don't have someone to look at as an example of who I wanna but never could be, my life is nothing

The crowd let out a shower of boos and other assorted obscenities at him as he puts his hand up and continues

Contrary to popular belief, reports of my demise have been gravely exaggerated. You see the last couple of times I’ve been in this ring I got beat. I’m not afraid to say it I got the crap beat out of me, I’ve dropped on my head more times than I care to remember, I’ve been stretched out, tattered and just been knocked senseless. But through it all I’ve given every single one of my opponents’ hell just to get a pinfall on me, through it all I’ve earned the respect of every one of my opponents. Now what does that mean to you? Not a damn thing cause that is one more thing that I have that you don’t.

The San Antonio crowd did not approve of that part and they showed it by letting Keith have it

Now that I got that the way, on to tonight it seems that vendetta has come upon us and the Wyldman has no opponents, his dance card is empty. So I’m out here to do something I haven’t done since I’ve come here, lay down the gauntlet. That’s right folks I’m gonna make another superstar…

Roach: What is he talking about?
BuZZ: Act like ya know, The Wyldman can do anything, say roach why don’t you step up you need a makeover
Roach: I do just fine thank you
BuZZ: Says you, whoever let you out the house looking like that should be smacked

Oh you don’t know what I’m talking about, remember Kayn

The crowd lights up as Keith says his rival’s name

Think about this San Antonio if it weren’t for me, he wouldn’t be where he is today. If it wasn’t for me you think he would be in the title hunt? Oh HELL no. Without me Kayn would be on the midcard right now, but look at him now, he’s on his way on to becoming the next world champ. If I could do it for him, then I can do it you too, all it takes is the initial step. Just walk your happy ass down to the ring and just say yes and I’ll make you a superstar, What about me? I don’t need a world championship to make me, I’m already a superstar in the present. So who will be?

With that Keith lowers the mic to see who will step up to shut him up…

[vikram]

Here Comes the PAIN by Slayer hits the PA...

BuZZ: Oh crap...

From backstage steps the monsterous Vikram, who'd not been seen in over a month. He looks in his typically pissed off mood. Vikram was looking for a fight, and Wyle was in the wrong place at the right time.

Look at lil' PONCE. Keith Wyle, the man who just got 'is arse blasted by that Fierhart bloke, but NOT before gettin' blasted by some grunga' from Seattle. Well GUESS WHAT. Ya' luck aint gettin' no betta', Boy-o. Ya' wanna come out 'ere and run ya' burger trap even more, well I'M gonna take it upon me'self to shut it, PERMINANTLY!!!

[Keith Wyle]

Oh no It's Vikram run for ya lives, the monster that hasn't been seen in a month is back and he still thinks he matters

"Oh" and "Oh damn" can be heard through the crowd

Roach: Ouch
BuZZ: See Keith ain't scared, you ready for Vikram to become a superstar
Roach: I just hope Keith knows what he's gotten himself into

Oh it's the big scary bear, now remember kids you don't leave food at a campsite why kids....

the sounds of kids finishing the phrase can be heard throughout the place

That's right they can attract bears

Keith says as he points at Vikram

Now you say my luck has gotten worse since you have answered my challenge, I say YOUR luck has gotten better within minutes everyone here knows your name. As far as the match I went blow for blow with one of the best in this business and walked away. Simon had to hit Vertigo four, count em I know you can cause you haven't eaten one of your fingers off, four times before he got the pinfall. So you saying what you're gonna do to me doesn't mean a damn thing....

Keith lowers his mic...

[vikram]

Vikram laughs off Keith's attempt at an insult, and fires back with his own.

Oh, so I don't matta', eh? Yanno what I see in you, pipsqueak? Someone who's gonna spend tha' rest of his career bein' SECOND best. You stand 'ere and try ta' justify how well you fought in 'ye two losses. THAT DON'T MEAN DICK!!! Ya' LOSS. That's tha' bottom line, sunshine. Ya' weren't good enough. You'll NEVA' be good enough. And ye' sure as 'ell aint good enough ta' beat me. That piffer Joey Curtis thought the same bloody thing, and what did I do ta' him? Wyle, you've got more 'a da' same comin' to ye', boy-o. I'm gonna finish you like Kayn and Fierhart shoulda', and take you outta' the game FA' GOOD.

Vikram's stinging words end. He await's Keith's reply.

[Keith Wyle]

Keith begins to imitate himself being gutted out......

Owww how could you say a thing like that, if i cared what you thought then that would've really hurt

Keith stops the motion as he begins to laugh

Vikie a word of advice if you're gonna come out here and proceed to tell me about myself then do yourself yes you, a favor make sure I haven't done it already. I mean damn when I came out here I said I got my ass kicked inside the ring as of late, these people already heard that before. But that was a ok attempt to get under my skin,

Keith now begins to speak in an old man Chinese voice

but my young grasshopper with little head, you must learn discipline before you speak, you must think before you act

Keith breaks the voice

But since you came to the ring to be a superstar I'll give ya a tip you gotta know what to say to make your opponent cringe, like with you I've already said it

BuZZ: what? when did he say it?
Roach: I don't know, almost everything Keith has said has made someone cringe

When I said you didn't matter, your face just oozed "I f'ing mad now" see that's how ya do it. Watch, this match between me and you is a throwaway

Roach: What did just say!
BuZZ: you heard him throwaway, see The Wyldman is already under his skin
Roach: I just hope he knows how to get out before Vikram wants to stretch
BuZZ: What!?!?!

Keith makes a throwaway motion with his hands as the crowd shows their disapproval

See Viki when I beat you, it means nothing just more people realizing that I'm not just a mouth, And if you happen to beat me it just gives you another to spout off that you beat. But make no mistake you will never shut me up, take me out of the game, or anything else you where about to say.

Keith pauses for a moment to let that sink in

Now See Vikie that's how you do it, get it now?

[vikram]

Vikram puts his hands on his during Keith's rant, as if his brain was hurting. No sooner then when he finishes, Vikram replies.

BLIMEY!!! Do you talk just ta' hear ya' own voice, or are ye' always that bloody dence? CRIKEY!!! Ya'no what, I'm gonna be doin' everyone a fava' crackin' ya' bleddin' skull open. If I'm lucky I put yer arse ina' coma for a few years. Maybe then ya' might actually SHUT UP. Before I give ya' a chance to bore me ta' tears with another one of ya' tired ass speaches, let me just clear this up. The only thing that's gonna be "gotten" at Vendetta is a lesson. How to kill a sorry arse yanks career in two easy steps.

Step one: I hit you.

Step two: You hit the floor, hopefully brain dead.

Save ya' long winded speaches fa' someone who cares boy-o. I'm interested in one thing and one thing ONLY. Sendin' you back to ya' guido girlfriend ina' ziplock bag.

Vikram lowers his mic. He'd said what he had to say, but obviously Keith had something to add as always. Vikram was beyond even giving a crap, but just to be "sporty" he waits to here what crap Keith had to say next.

[Keith Wyle]

Ya know what "Boy-O" you're right the time to talk with my mouth has come and gone, so later on tonight I'm gonna talk with fists, that's when you'll find out that I'm always a loud mouth.

With that Keith steps out the ring satisfied "The Wyldman Challenge" was a success and also because his opponent was already riled up so there was no need to warm him during the match.....

.:Gotcha:.

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