Let's begin, shall we? (Sumya/Invite)

[ashley]

As the show comes back from a break, Ashley Diamond stand in the ring. With a cheery smile on her face, Ashley waves to a few fans as she holds her mic.

Roach: Ladies and gents, Ms. XWA herself, Ashley Diamond. If you remember, Ashley's basically won Sumya's SOUL for the month of September.

Buzz: That's an interesting way of putting it Mike...

Ashley clears her throat and begins to speak.

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo London. Since XWA has gotten to Europe, we've been so graciously treated by you fans. It really does mean a lot to us that what we do in the states brings you guys out here to see us in person. I speak for some many of the men and women here in saying thank you, and it's our pleasure...no...our HONOR to be able to be here tonight.

Buzz: I think here in London they call that "Top Class". The girl's about the classiest lady in wrestling. No wonder the fans love her.

As the crowd continues to cheer for Ashley, she nods. Raising her mic to her lips again, she continues.

But right now, there's a certain someone I'd like to call out to the ring. And that "Sum" one is Sumya. So Summy-bear. C'mon out here. And do please have the cookies I sent you to get before the show. Thanks, hun.

With a sarcastic grin, Ashley awaits Sumya's arrival.

[sumya]

The camera appears in front of the women's locker room. As we hear Sumya complaining

NO WAY! I ain't going there, serving cookies to those bunch of stuck-up, broom-faced, kidney-eating, crown-asskissers of the Brits!!!

the crowd boos loudly, starting a "serve us cookies" chant. While Sumya keeps arguing backstage

This isn't a Ghanian's work! GRRRR!!!! I got screwed!!! This is not fair!!! That Trashley wants to give me a one-ride ticket to Humbletown. Well she ain't gonna get anything, because after I am done with this work... The whole Diamond division will remember my name!!! I guarantee that!!!

A production crew member gets in the locker room to warn Sumya that her turn is next

Sumya your turn, remember to get the clothes and the cookies

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Get out of here you pervert!!! Stop staring at THOSE GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! This is the women's locker room!!!

the production crew member is kicked Lights Out of the locker room, by Sumya

Grrrr... I'll better start and finish these soon, before I get more pervs into the locker room. And that stinking Ashley could have had the detail of paying the cookies for me!!!

Sumya pops out of the locker room, with a plate of high-priced american cookies, she is dressed like a French Maid!!! The crowd cheers as Ashley smiles. Sumya makes her way to the ring, not before threatening crew members.

BOOM! HERE COMES THE BOOM!

Sumya appears in the stadium, really pissed off with the plate of cookies in her hand, and looking angry, the fans boo her a lot, as she makes her way to the ring. As Sumya arrives she puts the plate of cookies in the mat and grabs a mic, the fans boo

Shut up!!! I can and I will whoop each and everyone of your asses till I reach the Queen and then I will whoop her ass too!!! You bunch of jerks you were the first ones who started slavery!!!

I hope your ancestors burn in hell for that!! Britain has never ever brought anything good to mankind... Look just to mention two of the most disgusted Diamonds are from England! Bianca McFrost and Kiss Wilmington, this two make me sick! Just like every Britain kids face!! So if any of you red-headed soccer hooligans have any trouble dealing with my words... CHOKE ON IT!!! And don't ever try to come here because Lights Out is what is waiting for you!!!

A disgruntled Sumya grabs the cookie dish.

Now Trashley, what for do you want the damn cookies? To feed this poor jerks whose government is too busy playing Risk in the middle east to waste some effort in giving them food? Well just looking at your stinking British face I would do the same!

So Britain be thankful because it's the second time America saves your ass!

the fans boo and boo, they start a loud "SUMYA SUCKS!!!" chant, they even rise anti-Sumya signs, as Sumya just keeps challenging them

Roach: Wherever this lady goes, she rises hell, that's for sure

[ashley]

The next time you call me Trashley I'll have you giving one of those Dooleys a PEDICURE. Now ZIP it.

Ashley scowls at Sumya. But then looks out to the crowd again and is all smiles.

Now then. Since I've always been a giving person, I'm going to do exactly what Legz here just said. Everyone in the front row gets a FREE COOKIE. Sumya...GET TA' SERVIN'!!! And if you're a good girl, I'll let you know what my plans are for you this evening.

Ashley gives her a mocking grin. ;D

[sumya]

A challenging Sumya doesn't back off.

Oh really? I know someone who's dying to have a pedicure done by me, Ryan Fierhart, he wants a lady who when gives pedicures isn't like having your toenails cut with a lawn mower... Basically a lady like me, and not a Trashley!

The crowd boos Sumya big time, as she goes to the first row, she starts giving the cookies with disgust to the fans

hey you mum, what happens your fat kid blew up the treadmill? No problem here you have a cookie for this fat hamster that is your son

Sumya gives the cookie to an overweight kid who sobbing asks her:

Sumya why are you so mean?

Why are you so ugly?!

Sumya pwned the poor kid, she then keeps giving cookies to two youngsters

Hey I know your hand isn't used to this because it never gets away from your crotch, but try your best and grab the cookie.

Sumya gives the cookie to the youngsters who make a comment towards her.

Hey Sumya, you might want to see the roof of my house from my bed, hehe.

Yeeeah, and your twin sisters are invited too

the two lewd youngsters high five and laugh at their comments, while Sumya retorts:

Seems that too much jerking off makes you lose all your cells! Idiots! Get a life!!!!

An angry Sumya keeps giving cookies to the crowd, insulting them with no mercy. After having given them, Sumya kicks the plate thru the entrance ramp and gets in the ring.

Are you happy Trashley? Now all this fans can keep this cookie and put it in front of the chimeny for Santa Claus, yeah English people are THAT cheap! So since you are done Trashley, I'll let you here with this scum.

I have a date right now, and I don't want to make it late, because my man knows that I am the greatest Diamond and that I am suffering injustice in your arms!

Ashley has to do something, her tries for humbeling Sumya are quite the opposite that she expected... Sumya prepares herself to leave but....

[ashley]

NOT so fast, buttmunch. You've got a "job" to do tonight before you go blow this mystery man you CLAIM you have, but no one of Earth has ever seen. At this point, I'm thinking it might be a dummy with a dildo taped on it.

The crowd laughs out loud as Ashley cracks on Sumya.

Allow me to introduce you to someone who's agreed to step in the ring with you tonight. Someone who's wanted to put her foot in your ass for a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time now. Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. CHLOE LOCKHEART!

As Ashley introduces Chloe, the crowd cheers her arrival.

[chloe]

~Chloe steps into the arena cracking her knuckles. She'd been itching for a chance to put the boots to Sumya for months, and tonight she'd get just that chance. She calls for a mic, and looks Sumya up and down in disgust before speaking up~

Nice maid's suit by the way. It's good to see you're good at something OTHER then running your mouth.

~Chloe gives Sumya a smirk before turning to Ashley~

Let's give Ms. Diamond a nice show of hands for making this match possible. I mean, I was going to end up breaking my foot off in this skeeza's ass REGARDLESS, but Ashley came to me and said she wanted to show SCUMYA a good time tonight. And who am I to not want to help my gurl Ashley show stupid here a good time? I bet you're wondering how we plan on doing that, don't you, dumbass?

~Chloe awaits Sumya's reaction~

[sumya]

Sumya arrogantly laughs in front of Chloe and Ashley

SCUMYA... Oh hahahaha, you are so funny, you are so witty, remember this Knobheart, one joke more like that, and you can join Monty Phyton or Benny Hill, hahahaha

Sumya then prepares to leave

Use this fingers to type your blog that nobody reads Chloe, because I am not fighting tonight

the fans boo as Sumya stares at Ash and Chloe with a "I didn't do anything" face expression

As you can see I can't wrestle tonight, I am not wearing my gear, I am wearing a maid's attire, which means that I wear high heels... And man if I kick Chlollipop's head with a high heel, it might get her brain in the place it should be, or it might kill her.... Both of them terrible consequences, so ladies I am not in tonight's schedule... Cya!

Oh and I forgot Chloe, drunken brits often nail everything, drop yourself by a pub and you might find the man of your life, hahahaha!

Nice try Ash, but you can't force me to fight her, you have no power under my contract, you can't make me get fired, and you know you can't. So pat yourself in the bag, you nearly got me fighting this other dyke, but too bad... it failed. Kiss my ass as it marches to the backstage honeybunch!

Sumya thinks that Ash has no power under her contract?... This is yet to see, the fans demand blood... Sumya's blood to be more exact... The girls have to do something with this no-good piece of Ghanian skank...

[ashley]

Ooooooooooooooooooh...I wouldn't be so sure about that, sweety...

Ashley reaches into her back pocket and pulls out a piece of paper...

What I have here is what they call a contract injunction. Signed and sealed by both Carmella Blackheart AND Rodolphe Gallas. And it states:

Ashley clears her throat before reading from the statement.

"As per the stipulation placed in the match between Sumya "blah blah" and Ashley Diamond, Ashley Diamond for the month of September assumes COMPLETE and TOTAL managerial obligations for Sumya, and reserves FULL rights over her XWA contract."

With a smile, Ashley explains it in "Simple Talk".

What THAT means my bone headed friend, is that for the month of September, I'M YOUR RODOLPHE GALLAS. I'M the one booking your matches this month. And if you decide you DON'T want to take part in a match I make for ya', I get to do what the bosses would do...

SUSPEND YOUR ASS.

So guess what? Whether you brought you gear with you or NOT, you're WRESTLING CHLOE TONIGHT. But it get's better. Because I don't want Chloe here to bust you up TO badly, I'm going to interject in this match as well, in making it a SPECIAL REFEREE match. And of course, I'll be playing referee. ;D

The look of disbelief on Sumya's face was priceless.

Come to think of it, since you look so cute in that maid's outfit. You'll be WRESTLING in it tonight. I think these fans would love to see that, right?

The crowd hoops and hollars at Sumya having to wrestle in a maid's costume.

[sumya]

Sumya brings her hands to her head in a sign of desperation.. She then gets near Ash and takes the paper

Now let me see this.

Sumya takes out a pair of old fashioned glasses and starts reading the contract, much to her changrin it's all legal, Sumya nods her head and handles it back to Ashley...

Now Ashley, hehe, there's a little problem that this maid top, is... ehem... too tight, and if I force it... Well... I ain't wearing bra, this is all I had to tell you. So I can't wrestle tonight!

Because quite frankly seeing a woman who fought for wrestling ideals now drooling over T & A for humiliating her best rival, that's cheap, meek and non-deserving, Ash this fans don't want to see me wrestle dressed as a maid, and most importantly, they don't want to see me having malfunctions in my top!

Now Sumya was wrong there, she might be an evil cocky whore, but hey atleast she was hot, and being as evil as she was that made her much hotter for the fans

Wait let me see this...

Sumya takes the contract again

"Blah, blah"... Ms. Mbani, will have to wrestle regardless if she happens to not wear her wrestling attire" Shit! Who redacted this?!? How can Gallas and Blackheart hate me so much! I... I am a former TNB's champ!!! And now they want... they want to give me a big losing streak during all september so I can become the new Kristin Hager!!! No way!!! This isn't fair!!!...

But Ashley... ehem, you'll be fair as a referee won't you, if I pin Chloe, you'll count won't you? you won't screw me, of course you won't you love too much this sport for going with underhand tactics....

And Chloe... hehe, that's a nice attire you are wearing ;D

Without a doubt Sumya was much worse than every Diamond seen, she was a kiss ass when she needed to, and now she tried to look merciful in the eyes of Ashley, who is too smart to fall in her tricks.

[ashley]

Ashley grins sarcastically as she answers Sumya's concerns...

Of COURRRRRRRRRSE I'll be a fair and impartial ref. Who do you think I am, Sabastien Gallas???

Sumya turns her head away for a second, and Ashley winks into the camera.

As for the wardrobe, I think we can work around it. The seamstress we have backstage Wendy can whip you up something similar to your get up in 20 minutes, tops. So there's gonna be NO REASON why you can't get your as...I mean...compete against Chloe here tonight. Do you fans wanna see Sumya and Chloe get it on tonight???

The crowd cheers there approval.

I take that as a yes. Anything else to say, Chloe?

[chloe]

~Chloe gets up into the face of Sumya before answering~

You're damn right I've got something else to say. And that's this...I don't NEED Ashley to make a quick count or sneak a shot in on you to kick you scrawny little ass. I can do plenty WORSE to you on my own. And I INTEND to. I'm writing a masterpiece tonight in this ring. The title? "How I beat a loud mouth cunt's ASS". And you get to read the first copy.

[sumya]

Sumya backs off, and acts like if Chloe had bad breath and acts cowardish again

Well, then if you say you don't need Ashley, why don't you tell her to leave? She's your best friend, she'll understand that you want to beat me all by yourself

Sumya then rises her arms but....

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!

Sumya completely red faced stares at what happened.... her two bombshells had become exposed... she was right after all.. Sumya quickly covers and falls flat on her ass shouting and screaming, too bad for her, thousands of photos had been taken, Sumya crawls out of the ring

No! No! No! This this can't happen to me!! DONT TAKE PHOTOS!!! AAAAAH!!!

Sumya runs like a scalded dog to backstage as Chloe and Ashley laugh their ass off towards the ashamed Sumya.