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Post by unknown on Apr 23, 2007 12:10:34 GMT -5
 The limo holding the new team pulls around the back of the photo op setting. The driver lowering the thick glass barrier between himself and his employers asking if they are ready. They nod and he pulls around to the red carpet entrance. The flash bulbs explode as the driver rounds the side and opens the door allowing the duo to step out into the spotlight of the event. Immediately LunaSic takes a mic from a reporter and speaks  The vivacious Zoli steps forward posing for a few shots before turning her attention to the cameras and microphones in her face Afraid boys? I would be too if I knew I had a beating coming to me. You see, were not here to just prove a point, we're here to make history. I've never seen inter gender tag team champions before, not here, not anywhere. So we plan on becoming the first, putting us in the history books permanently for all to look back on and salute. The first step to the glory road though, is disposing of you two musketeers. Then, when all is said and done, everyone will have no choice but to acknowledge us and recognize us as the true new breed & new blood. Either way, this is a dawning of a new age in wrestling, and you all will have front row seats to witness the massacre first hand.The duo pose for a few more shots as the lead reporter turns to her camera crew and signs off for the night before heading inside for the festivities A wonderfull red carpet arrival for the new team on the scene here in XWA. From XWA's Vendetta here in Texas, this is Dezzy D signing off |
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Post by kade on Apr 23, 2007 15:20:29 GMT -5
Okay perhaps this is Dezzy D signing back on...we seem to have something occurring at this photo shoot.
-Coming through the crowd of people gathered to see the photo shoot that Zoli and LunaSic are doing is none of then the PWNSkateers themselves. People part and security gets out of their way as both men hop over a small steel barrier to walk up towards both of their opponents at Vendetta. They look them up and down and can't help but laugh. Lucas snatches a mic from a reporter after posing for a picture himself.-[/i]
Now look at what we have here people. Two newbies thinking that they can stroll into XWA here and start calling myself and Hussein here immature? Perhaps they're simply to stupid to acknowledge the fact that they are out matched. Pfft...the new breed huh? You two think your so different, your so special...but quite frankly, your not. Wow the first inter gender tag team...you should feel special. I applaud your efforts to be "different" but when it comes down to it your the same as everyone else. You talk a big game...and then you fall short. So when Vendetta rolls around I guess myself and Hussein will just have to beat the living hell out of the smelly, hairy, disgusting, vile, ugly monster in front of us...and then we'll beat on you too LunaSic.[/font][/b]
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Post by makhaveli on Apr 24, 2007 16:07:00 GMT -5
Hussein just looks at the emo-guy and the emo-chick, before bringing the microphone in his direction. Klash however was still holding it, while Hussein was still looking at the emo-chick..
You know, momma.. Y'wanna hang wit'dis muthafucka? I mean.. DAT muthafucka? The fuck's wrong wit' dat hermaphrodite? Y'probably spend more time pushing up your eyebrows instead of secksin' dat smokin' ass of dis girl... Girl..
Hussein smiles at her, revealing his platinum grillz.. Haha, come on now! You expected some kind of sh!z like that.
Girl, we ain't no muthafuckin' musketeers.. We ain't improper, we ain't pieces of sh!z, we ain't tha Zulu Nation and their 9-man army, we ain't lookin' Japanese either sendin' dem Play Stations over here.. Th'only thang of crap we see is dat guy ya brought wit'cha, homegirl. He's got some style, gotta give him dat sh!z. He's probably taller then me.. But he ain't tha most masculine fella' on dis world.. Ya see, i's like dis..
Slowly turning to the emo-boy, a smile still appearing on Hussein's face..
You've been cuttin' yo' 25 cents promos, talkin' 'bout us and how we're immature an' sh!z. You whinin', moanin', bitchin'.. "Woohehehewhaaa!". You big pile of walkin', talkin', dickrubbin' dog-crap.. You trash talk about me and Klash, the PWNSkateers and don't even have the class to introduce yourself? I mean, who in the black hell of EMOtional and sadistic dickrubbin' hermaphrodites ARE YOU? You sayin' ya talked with tha staff, sayin' they please'cha.. Dog, what the fuck did this French, frog-eatin' sucka, whooped up in yo' ass again? A black banana? A big piece of monkey crap? Or was it the lipstick from last night? Y'know.. The last night with the Volley-ball Team.. And don't forget tha last night with tha football team.. And the Baseball team... And tha Basket Ball Team.. And the janitor.. And.. Well, I don't think I should say somethin' 'bout tha, Bob, the bimbo, in front of yo' girl.. I mean, afta' all, she DID cost mo' then 25 cents.
The fuck.. Hussein gets cut off? Damn NiGGAs.
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Post by unknown on Apr 24, 2007 19:00:43 GMT -5
Your a joke Fatal. Always was, always will be. Shooting your mouth off like every word that comes out of your mouth is worth listening to. Well it's not. With a mic in your hand, your words are nothing. All you get are words that are thrown together and sloppily fall into sentences. Put that mic in my hand, and it becomes a pipebomb. Because when I speak, my words become anthems. Now seeing as I have been afforded the time, I'm going to tell you a story.
An old man is walking home in the winter and he stumbles upon a snake, frozen, but still alive. He takes that snake home and he nurses it back to health. On the day it's back to 100% the old man walks by the snake and it bites him. He says to the snake. "You bit me. I saved you, I brought you back to life from the brink of death. Why did you bite me". And the snake replies. "Stupid old man, I am a snake".Zoli takes over from there, cutting him off because she knows where its going. You see Hussein, the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world that he didn't exist. What your looking at right infront of you, is the devil. I don't blame you though, infact, I feel sorry for you. Because you look at this man and all you see is a stereotype. A label you could slap on him and follow up with cheap shots like they do harm to anything but your respect from the others in this company and it hurts your reputation as a viable opinion. You bought into the hype that this man before you is a push over and will be easily handled. Though you are wrong.You see Fatal, the ring is my stage, my theatre. You, Klash and all the fans are my audience, my puppets. And I pull the strings and play with your emotions. I'm more, much more then a simple puppet master and the devil incarnate. I am the greatest wrestler in the world. The GREATEST! I've only just realized it myself, and to be as clever as to put on a show for everyone to watch and buy into, is yet another clever trick I've pulled off. You see, you two are now going to be an example! Your going to be an experiment! When we are done tearing you two apart in the ring, the world will see that despite the look I show on the outside, a clever costume to hide beneath, that I am actually a wolf in sheeps clothing. Because when I step into that XWA ring here at Defiance. I will become a monster to fight the monsters that are plaguing the wrestling industry with jokes and talent which isn't even on the level of the near greats in this industry.Yes, when you lose tonight, and you will. The world will see you as nothing more then the pawn on the chessboard surrounded by rooks, knights and the queen & king. We set you up perfectly, you took the bait. Tonight, when your knocked out on that mat for a simple 3 count, it will be Check and Mate!A collective state of astoundment and awe comes over those in attendance outside still as the duo have dropped a bombshell of unveiling plans.
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Post by makhaveli on Apr 25, 2007 7:43:19 GMT -5
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Silence. A small pause after Emo-team's little history..[/color]
The fuck you talkin'bout old mens and snakes? NiGGA, I don't roll dat way... [/font]
Just as the inter-genders want to try and answer, Hussein just continues.
BUT, Hey.. Y'know, don't go no problem if you are.. "On the other side of the river"... Got no problem. Nothin'gainst ya type of people. I mean, i's just normal. We, the normal NiGGA beings, walk around, talk, PWN some otha' NiGGAs around.. You do tha same shit.. Well, with some differences.. Example, y'all don't PWN otha' NiGGAs, instead you just prawn their snakes.. Why? I mean, they trusted'cha.. They thought you're cool.. They thought y'all like tha pussy. Because dey are snakes. A brotha goes "Why you sucked ma dick, muthafucka?" an' you totally goin' lyk "Stupid old NiG.."[/font][/color]
Hussein clears his throat, looking at the "guy".
Gotta use dat white accent.. "Stupid old NiGG..NIG...Nigger. I like snakes". Y'all talk sh!z 'bout ol' man's dicks an' some crazy muthafuckas try'na be successful and sh!z.. But tha truth is dat tha only walkin' joke's in dis muthafucka are y'all two..[/font]
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Post by kade on Apr 27, 2007 15:08:38 GMT -5
Complete idiots if you think that you can beat us. Damn it really gets old having to set everyone straight and inform them of the new law of nature, that being that neither myself or Hussein here can be beat. And thats when we're not together, but when we are together then GAWDDAMN! We're like Chuck Norris and Jesus...I so call Chuck Norris by the way.[/color][/font]
-Lucas looks back and forth from Hussein, to LunaSic and then to Zoli...and then to Zoli...and then to Zoli...and well, you get the point.-[/i]
And between the four of us...snakes and old men are stupid.[/font]
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Post by makhaveli on Apr 28, 2007 6:00:22 GMT -5
Hussein nods at Klash.. Jesus pwns the shit out of Chuck Norris. Jesus whooped Norris' ass so much he flipped a million times around and accidentally hit the rest of the world, making him "unbeatable".
Ay yo, Zoe.. Wha's cho numba'?
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