Tag Team Title Defense

[gallas]

Gallas stands in the ring with Mic in hand. You KNOW that when the GM steps into the ring, something iinteresting is going to happen...

Ladies and gentleman, I stand before you witha HUGE announcement regarding 'ze tag team division in APW. 1st off, by the reccomendation of my advisors, I would like to announce 'zat 'ze tag team titles WILL be defended tonight, between our reigning champions 'Ze Wolframs and 'Ze team 'zey defeated at Night Of Champions, 'Ze Lost Boyz. Since there 1st match was merely to DETERMINE 'ze 1st XWA Tag Team champions, I feel 'ze best opponents for 'zer 1st defense, is 'ze team they faced in 'ze first place. With 'zat said, Seigfried, Reiner, Seifer, Scion...You all had best get ready to compete, TONIGHT.

[dooley]

The Dooleys all come storming out from backstage. The swarm the ring and all begin ranting and raving at Gallas. Spaz sez:

WHAT ARE YOU FUCKIN' NUTZ!!! You're giving those two METROSEXUALS tag team title shots??? They got BEAT for those belts in the 1st place. This has got to be the BIGGEST LOAD OF CRAP!!!

Bull sez:

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH!!!!!

Punt simply stands the mutter expletives under his breathe.

[gallas]

Gallas stands unphased by the insane trio. He raises his mic to speak.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you to lost to 'ze Wolframs. And I said I would grant you a title shot should you SUCCEED versus 'zem. Which you didn't. How ever, you obviously hold the posotion of beinng next in line should 'ze Wolframs win, OR lose and exact there rematch clause.

[dooley]

Bull sez:

THIS IS CRAP!!! We could be the shit out of ALL OF THOSE PANTY WAIST PUSSIES!!! We wanna FIGHT god DAMMIT!!! WE WANT WAR!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!

Punt sez:

I wanna HIT SOMEONE really hard, and watch the pee themselves from brain hemerage. HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Spaz sneers at his brothers, and punches both of them in the face...

[gallas]

Gallas almost laughs at the needless brutality. Suddenly, a sly smile comes to his lips. He speaks yet again.

So, you gentlemen want to fight tonight, correct? I think I have a solution. Spaz...versus...Punt...versus Bull...in a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH.

The crowd marvels as Gallas puts the brothers in a match VERSUS each other.

[dooley]

Bull and Punt collect themselves from getting slugged. Gallas' words sink into the brains of the trio, and they all stare at each other. in unison they all say:

Ehhhhhhhh, Okay.

They all exits the ring calm and collected. the TOTAL opposite of how the arrived.