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Post by ames on Mar 20, 2007 16:25:02 GMT -5
Jimmy Ames theme hits the PA early during March Madness. He steps out onto the stage carrying the brand new Pure Championship, Jaw jacking with fans on the way down to the ring. He slides the belt inside the ring and slides in after it. Walking over to the PA announcer, her swipes the mic from him and shoos him out of the ring.
Last night when I was sittin' in my hotel room, I was bored outta my skull, so I decided ta' do a lil' research. I went ta' google and typed in Lucas Klash. And ya' wanna know what came up? 17 results. 17!!! A guy who claims ta' be so damn great, yet there's only 17 pages on the ENTIRE WEB with his name on it. Hell I know why my name don't show up, this is my 1st major company, but Klash, you've played in the big leauges. Yet you only have 17 pages with even a mention of your name. And not good stuff at that. That's another topic altogether.
What I'm gettin' at is this. For all the talent there is in XWA, I've gotta defend my belt the first time against a guy who's washed up before even hit 30. A guy who's career's movin' as fast as slug on a winter day. It's a good thing this is gonna be Pure rules, because when I put the boots to your ass, there's gonna be no sad ass excuse you can come up with to say on how Jimmy Ames just made you look like a chump.
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Post by kade on Mar 20, 2007 18:36:44 GMT -5
Me...a chump you say?
Lucas' image appears over the titantron as he is taping up his hands before his match against Jimmy.[/font]
I see that you, expected as it was, have chosen to come down to the ring and of course...make a valiant attempt to verbally...bash me? With that said I believe this is where I am to step into this little affair. By hotel I'm expecting you mean the back of your truck...and by internet I'm supposing your referring to the front page of the new paper. Trust me if they had more space then I would have been mentioned many more times but even the scum of the world needs a mention I suppose...which makes me remember...congrats on making the front page.
Lucas tugs on the wrist tape and the band snaps. He sticks the last bit down and begins to work on his other hand.[/font]
The term washed up gets tossed around so much these days that its meaning has become nothing more then in a slump...which for the record...having a title shot on your debut against a complete hack...not to mention being one of the show's largest ratings draws, eh...doesn't exactly qualify as a slump. A slump could be better defined as...oh...resorting to wearing a cowboy hat, claiming that you can kick my ass and making claims of having a grasp of technology well enough to run a simple search engine. THAT could be called a slump. Being the posterboy of one of the fastest growing companies on the face of the earth though is hardly a slump.
Lucas finishes the other hand and sits back on a bench within his locker room, leaning his back up against a locker.[/font]
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Post by ames on Mar 21, 2007 21:03:49 GMT -5
Jimmy smirsk while he rubs his hand on the title. He ansers Lucas' comments.
Aint it just like a chump city boy not ta' come down to the ring and make things ENTERTAININ' at least. You, me and the rest of these people know the only reason they tossed you a championship bone is out of pity, not because you've got "talent". One of the guys I beat for this here title, that Robby Sylk fella, he's got more talent in his pinky then you have in ya' whole boday. And Jon Payne? You aint even in his league. So that means that I'm LIGHTYEARS ahead of you, cuz I beat all of them, Sylk, Payne AND Carmichale to win this. And I sure as hell ain't losin' it to as I said before, a WASHED UP, gutless city slicker.
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Post by kade on Mar 23, 2007 15:55:22 GMT -5
Lucas gets up off of the bench and looks into the camera as he pulls on his skull cap.[/font]
City slicker? Hardly. Coming to the ring is to cliche and has been done a thousand times, no doubt it'll be done a thousand more before this company becomes a chapter in a history text book with half of the chapter being devoted to me. I've done more in my short career then you could possibly think of doing. Me not being in Payne's league? I have some pretty deep seeded history with him and trust me...it was a constant one upping...neither of us have surpassed the other. Perhaps XWA will be the stage of that but of course that will have to happen after I take that nice piece of jewelry off your hands.
Lucas scratches his chin and puts on his pair of signature sunglasses.[/font]
Sylk? All that guy seems to be able to do is lie down and take it...backstage and in the ring. Notably you were most likely wondering how much talent his pinky had for your own strange pleasures but thats better dealt with on Springer then it is over live TV. As for being lightyears ahead of me...well I guess that'll be figured out soon enough now won't it...but trust me...the only smile you'll have after that match is a toothless one.
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Post by ames on Mar 25, 2007 11:53:33 GMT -5
Jimmy offers his final retort.
Yanno somethin', you talk to damn much, but all I hear is YAP YAP YAP!!! You just make sure not ta' ferget where tha' ring is. Might be askin' to much, but seein' as yer kinda on the dense side, ya' might need a lil' reminder here and there. You might think yer all that anda' bag of chips, but tonight...you OFFICIALLY get made famous.
Jimmy chucks his mic out of the ring and exits. He makes his way backstage to prepare for the show.
fin
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