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Post by prank on Jan 29, 2008 18:43:21 GMT -5
It was another stormy day in the Psych Ward... Ingrid Irwin more known as Prank was banging her head against the wall... Only repeating: XWA... XWA... XWA... After years of having locked up, years of having been raised in poverty, Ingrid Irwin was a mad woman. Diagnosed with multiple mental illnesses. She was a danger for society.
Suddenly a lighting felt into the ol' Psychward, shaking all the building, the ol' walls couldn't stand the lightning and nearlly shattered. Only one wall shattered completely
On the other side it was a bright sunny day in XWA, Mimi had been playing with the sunflowers and S.H.E was working on her desk, routine and happiness... However calm soon ended, two guys who were cops entered S.H.E's room
Miss Easton, Police. We don't want to frighten you, but she has escaped
One of your ex-workers, Miss Irwin, going by the name of Prank, has escaped the mental institution she was located in.. And we are afraid that she might try to attack XWA. We found this in her cell
The Policeman shows S.H.E a picture of herself, with her eyes taken out, Mimi has been stabbed with a pencil a few times, and the photo has written "You sent me there bitch!" in blood...
Ingrid Irwin has done one of this masterpieces for everyone of the ones she considers responsable of her stance...
Miss Easton, there is something you did to Ingrid Irwin? Think it would be a great help, we would know with that where she would try to attack you.
But if I was you I would keep an eye on Mimi, Ingrid has been known to be specially sadistic with animals.
The cops stand there awaiting for an answer.
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Post by Sierra Hyde Easton on Jan 29, 2008 20:48:07 GMT -5
Anytime two of New York's Finest knock on your door, it's usually not good news. These two officers come with news and visual to go with that's a bit unexpected and very disturbing to boot. SHE takes the photo her hands and looks on with some obvious concern in her eyes.
Prank? I had nothing to do with her being committed! What the heck does she want with me of all people? Don't worry, Mimi...she's not going to do anything bad to you, ok?
Sierra sets the picture down and immediately picks her friend up giving her a cute little kiss.
Well, have you been able to track her down yet? I mean, she's not in the building is she?
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Post by prank on Jan 30, 2008 7:29:26 GMT -5
The two officers look at S.H.E with a concerned face
We have no idea where Ingrid could be, Miss Easton, all we know is that she took her Prank disguise and had a XWA magazine in her room which she ripped of the adress.. The Psych Ward where she was locked in however was in Montana, so we doubt that she will manage to get into New York very fast. We are doing our best efforts to track her down
But of course if you have any clue where she could go or where she could be, please tell us.
And Miss Easton, we know that you had nothing to do with Prank's capture, but she blames everyone for it, you won't expect a schyzophrenic to act normally would you? As we said, if you have any clue, don't doubt to tell us.
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Post by darko on Jan 30, 2008 14:36:03 GMT -5
Darko was sitting outside SHE's door, like he has been for the last month, waiting for the the day Mimi would grace her way outside the office door, and fall into the hands of her beloved clown. However, today he seemed a little...too excited, because unknown to the administration, Darko had been secretly writing to Prank.
You see, one day Darko got a package in the mail in from OPS. It was a letter, a letter from the person he assumed to be Smile, his long-lost love. The person wrote like smile...the person knew his real-name, his mere scary essence, and in the mind of Darko, Prank was Smile, at least, for the time being, since Darko couldn't exactly remember how Smile looked like. Prank had convinced Darko to the point of Darko obeying her every word, and when it was time for Darko to help Prank break out of the insane asylum, that's exactly what he did. How he happened to pull it off is still a complete mystery, but he did it, and he couldn't wait until 'Smile' finally found her way into Darko's arms once again.
Sitting on the floor, rocking back a forth, he kept repeating "she's coming," with a sleek smile on his painted face.
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Post by Sierra Hyde Easton on Feb 6, 2008 14:01:17 GMT -5
I don't know...I really don't know much.
Then the idea bulb turns on...
Wait! There's something, I know that she had an issue with Jesse LeBeau before she was committed. But she's probably back in Louisiana by now. I mean if there was anyone she would or should a problem with it's be the woman who buried her alive at X-Games, right?
I mean I just don't understand why she'd blame me for anything. W...what should I do? An order of protection? Hire a bodyguard? What?
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Post by prank on Feb 6, 2008 14:24:08 GMT -5
The cops look at SHE with concern
Lady we don't know why she blames you at all. Ingrid has been diagnosed with schyzophrenia, paraonoia, dementia and sociopathic personality disorder. With that diagnose we can say that she will pretty much blame everyone and her split personality Prank is just a violent, zoosadistic clown. We saw various items near her bed. Along with those photos, she had a notebook with the words:
Breathe, inhale, exhale. All written on them. They are from Prodigy's song "Breathe"
But this are products from her dementia. We have some proof that some XWA worker might have helped her, several witnesses claim to have heard "SMILEE!!!" while Ingrid was disapearing. We don't want to point fingers, but would you have a clue about who might be?
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Post by Sierra Hyde Easton on Feb 6, 2008 14:46:07 GMT -5
Smile?
The very word was only plastered on the chest of one certain facepaint wearing, Maltese infatuated clown recently signed to the company. It triggered an instant response.
Darko! I don't believe this. I knew the guy was a little off, but breaking psychopaths out of mental wards? How could he even pull something like that off?
Officers, I think I might have an idea of who might have been her accomplice. His name is Darko, or at least that what he calls himself, I don't know his real name...or if he even has one. But...I haven't seen him in a while. That's kinda strange too because he...well...I think he wants to eat my dog. I've tried to make complaints to you guys the police but everytime I call 911 they think I'm crazy!
*ARF*
(It's true what they say about cops, never there when you need them!)
Just then, they all could hear what sounded like a voice on the other side of the door. SHE held Mimi even closer to her.
Um, one of you guys wanna see who that is? You're the ones with guns after all.
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Post by prank on Feb 6, 2008 15:08:47 GMT -5
The two cops look at each other,
You mean a short clown that had the word Smile? written on his chest?
We saw him right in front of your office lady!
Stay here, don't move and hide the dog.
The cops rush outside where Darko was as Darko....
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Post by darko on Feb 6, 2008 15:15:54 GMT -5
...greets them. He was still in his face paint, but he was wearing a tuxedo, and his classic stripped top hat, giving the officers a caring smile. "Greetings Gentleman, can I be of your...assistance?" He asks in a British accent, showing his manners, but taking off his hat. "I know, I know, I must look rather silly with this make-up, but you must understand, Darko is merely a character, this face-paint just gets me used to the texture, and the fe--haha-el." As he bows himself back up to a regular position, he sees Mimi, and gives her a wink.
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Post by Sierra Hyde Easton on Feb 6, 2008 15:34:05 GMT -5
Now this was an interesting development. Darko acting normal? Civilized? Sane? This was becoming more strange by the minute. Mimi meanwhile had buried herself into SHE's arms so that she didn't have to see him, while Sierra was looking a little confused.
I'll tell you what's "silly". According to these officers you were sitting in front of my office door! What's up with that, are you stalking my friend here Darko!? Don't make me have to file for an order of protection!
Er...you can do that for pets, right?
And what's this I here about you and Prank, huh? You got some 'splaining to do!
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Post by darko on Feb 6, 2008 15:48:05 GMT -5
"You must be getting me confused with another person, for I am not the Darko. I am Orwille. D. Pendleton, the owner of the company who invented the straw. I wouldn't have a rea-haha-son to stalk someone's office door to merely pet quite the dashing puppy, when I have zillions upon zillions frolicking with each other at my mansion. You see, I'm testing this face paint for my friend Darko, he was getting complaints that it made him itch, and being the manufacture, I figured I would give it a try." Darko was trying his hardest to not go completely crazy at the sight of that sexy ball of fluff in SHE's arms, for he had promised Prank that he would cleanse himself of such allegations against her escape. "I'm here to merely offer you a free supply of straws for god-knows-what. This is the wrestling business, you're bound to use straws for some-hahaha-thing." He then slams a box of straws on SHE's office table.
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Post by Sierra Hyde Easton on Feb 6, 2008 16:02:48 GMT -5
How does a straw company make facepaint then, "Mr. Pendleton"? Hmmm? That doesn't make sense!
None of this was at the present moment. 
These officers just said that you were sitting in front of my door, and they wouldn't lie-they're police! Police are honest people!
Yeah...
So...so if all you were here for was to give me this "gift" then thank you and please be on your way. Far far far far far far FAR away! Go-Go-Go!!! Officers? You don't believe him do? Well, who cares if you do, I want him escorted out here! And...and...stop looking at Mimi like that!
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Post by prank on Feb 6, 2008 16:12:48 GMT -5
The cops stay there dazzled as they look at Darko
Unfortunately we can't arrest him Miss Easton, we are just based on a audible proof that isn't totally reliable, we have no clue who shouted the word "Smile" And therefor with no jurisprudence we can't arrest him. Also this is a profesional wrestling business, maybe it's just a gimmick
The second cop looks at Darko with a "I know you did it" look
But we will keep an eye on him Miss Easton, phone us for everything, one move this guy does his ass will be prison bound. But for your own security keep an eye on this clown, if he's related to Prank, this can mean that he can be dangerous,
The cops start to leave but before they give SHE a final advice
You have an important staff position within a wrestling company, hire some security lady, the sociopaths strike and don't desist at all in hurting their victims.
The cops unable to arrest Darko, leave, abandoning SHE with the mad clown.
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Post by darko on Feb 6, 2008 16:25:36 GMT -5
Darko waits for the door to close, keeping silent, to wait for their steps to die down. When the moment came, Darko jumps on SHE's office table, very spider-like, and rips his tuxedo off, revealing his usual wrestling attire. "HELLO!" Darko finally screams, giving Mimi a deranged look, "YOU HAVE NO IDEA ON HOW LONG DARKO'S WAITING TO BE THIS CLOSE TO YOU." He slides off the table, and comes nose-to-nose with SHE, looking down at the puppy, instead of at her face. "You...you will not call the cops, for Smile...Smile will punish me. If you call the cops...." she lifts his hand over Mimi, holding himself back to touching her, "....I'm afraid I'll do something even Darko re-haha-grets!" He gives Mimi a sly smile, and then reverts it towards SHE. "You're quite the pretty one yourself...if only, if only you had the beautiful fur that PUP-HAHA-PY has...you would be peeerfect." Running his hand through SHE's hair, imagining to be Mimi's fur, he stops himself, and walks towards SHE's desk, unplugging her office phone, and placing it under his arm. "Smile has finally come back to Darko, and I will not allow you, or even PUPPY, get in my way of keeping her safe. Darko loves her." Reaching for the door, he opens it, and blows Mimi a kiss. "If Darko was allowed to pet you, I would've tonight, but Smile prevented me from doing so. PUPPY best watch out the next time I see her free, and elegant amongst the confines of this hall-hahahaha-way. Farewell!"
Darko then darts out the door, running like a maniac down the hallway, with SHE's office phone under his arm like a football.
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Post by Sierra Hyde Easton on Feb 6, 2008 17:29:56 GMT -5
And as that psycho had indeed made his way out of the office with her phone in tow, Sierra couldn't help but be a little bit intimidated by Darko's insanity. You really don't know what to expect with a person like that roaming around.
Don't worry Mimi, he wont put his hands on you girl, I promise...and he's going to think twice about putting his hands on me too.
I have to do something about this before it gets out of hand.
TO BE CONTINUED
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