Post by dooley on Mar 28, 2007 14:47:24 GMT -5
It's been 3 days since March Madness, and Spaz and Bull roam the streets of Miami is search of Punt, who upped and hauled ass after beating them Sunday Night. Spaz sez:
Where the fuck is that little pipsqueak. I'm gonna KILL him! I can't believe I got pinned by that little bastard.
Bull sez:
Uhm...If he's a bastard. Don't that make us bastards, too?
Spaz whacks Bull over the head and sez:
You IDIOT!!! I wasn't speakin'...never fuckin' mind.
Suddenly, Punt jumps out of nowhere on top of a near by truck. Standing on the roof, he wears a Shao Khan Halloween mask and a rediculous cape. Punt sez:
ALL hail KING PUNT!!! The Dooley KING!!! I am LORD of this kingdom. BOW TO ME!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Spaz sez:
PUNT!, Get your lilly-livered, beer pissin' ass down here NOW!!! I wanna smack you for beatin' me Sunday!!!
Punt sez:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! HEHEHEHEHHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Bull sez:
Don't make us come up there and get you, ASSHEAD!!! GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRHHHHHHHHHGH!!!
Punt does his best Scott Hall impression and sez:
Don' sing it, Bring it.
He sticks his tounge out at his two brothers, who are to far down to reach him.
Spaz turns to Bulls and sez:
Ok, we need to figure out a way to trick his stupid ass into gettin' down here. I GOT IT!!! Wait here and keep him busy.
Spaz runs off. Bull looks up at Punt and sez:
I want a cape. Why didn't you get me one?
Punt sez:
Uhm...I dunno. You really like the cape? I think it brings out my eyes ;D
Moments later, Spaz returns with a brown paper bag. Spaz sez:
Guess what I've got Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Punt sez:
W...w...what. What is it???
Spaz reaches into the bag and pulls out a HUGE Cherry Lollipop. He hold it high in the air and sez:
Look, CHERRY!!! Your FAVORITE!!! But I can't come up and give it to you. Why don't you come on down and get it, Punt.
Punt starts smacking his lips at the sight of his favorite food, concentrated fruit flavored sugar. Punt sez:
Yummy...GIMME 'DAT!!!
Punt nose dives off the truck at Spaz, but is caught in the air by Bull. Bull sez:
Gotcha!!!
Bull sets him down on the floor. Punt sez:
Uh oh...
BAM!!!
Punt gets bashed over the head by Spaz. Spaz and Bull say:
ASSHEAD!!!
Spaz then reaches down and hands him the lollipop. Punt sez:
I needed that...
As Spaz and Bull watch as Punt sits on the floor enjoying the lollipop, Spaz sez:
Sucker
END
Where the fuck is that little pipsqueak. I'm gonna KILL him! I can't believe I got pinned by that little bastard.
Bull sez:
Uhm...If he's a bastard. Don't that make us bastards, too?
Spaz whacks Bull over the head and sez:
You IDIOT!!! I wasn't speakin'...never fuckin' mind.
Suddenly, Punt jumps out of nowhere on top of a near by truck. Standing on the roof, he wears a Shao Khan Halloween mask and a rediculous cape. Punt sez:
ALL hail KING PUNT!!! The Dooley KING!!! I am LORD of this kingdom. BOW TO ME!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Spaz sez:
PUNT!, Get your lilly-livered, beer pissin' ass down here NOW!!! I wanna smack you for beatin' me Sunday!!!
Punt sez:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! HEHEHEHEHHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Bull sez:
Don't make us come up there and get you, ASSHEAD!!! GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRHHHHHHHHHGH!!!
Punt does his best Scott Hall impression and sez:
Don' sing it, Bring it.
He sticks his tounge out at his two brothers, who are to far down to reach him.
Spaz turns to Bulls and sez:
Ok, we need to figure out a way to trick his stupid ass into gettin' down here. I GOT IT!!! Wait here and keep him busy.
Spaz runs off. Bull looks up at Punt and sez:
I want a cape. Why didn't you get me one?
Punt sez:
Uhm...I dunno. You really like the cape? I think it brings out my eyes ;D
Moments later, Spaz returns with a brown paper bag. Spaz sez:
Guess what I've got Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Punt sez:
W...w...what. What is it???
Spaz reaches into the bag and pulls out a HUGE Cherry Lollipop. He hold it high in the air and sez:
Look, CHERRY!!! Your FAVORITE!!! But I can't come up and give it to you. Why don't you come on down and get it, Punt.
Punt starts smacking his lips at the sight of his favorite food, concentrated fruit flavored sugar. Punt sez:
Yummy...GIMME 'DAT!!!
Punt nose dives off the truck at Spaz, but is caught in the air by Bull. Bull sez:
Gotcha!!!
Bull sets him down on the floor. Punt sez:
Uh oh...
BAM!!!
Punt gets bashed over the head by Spaz. Spaz and Bull say:
ASSHEAD!!!
Spaz then reaches down and hands him the lollipop. Punt sez:
I needed that...
As Spaz and Bull watch as Punt sits on the floor enjoying the lollipop, Spaz sez:
Sucker
END