L to tha A to tha W to tha L (O2A)

[makhaveli]

Sunday Morning. It was 05:40 in the morning. The whole XWA, including their gay fans, were awaiting the next Episode of TakeDown and tonight's Pay-Per-View, March Madness. A green Sabre drives in to the Parking Lot, with F A T A L written right on the front sign. Black-painted windows, golden rims but you could clearly hear DMX's "Dogs for Life" nearly blasting through the doors of the green vehicle. It stops right next, on a spot in front of the door that heads to the halls of the building, including the Gym' and the Superstars' Locker rooms. As the music finally gets turned down, the door opens and a small, not even 6 foot in height, black camouflaged guy steps out of it. gold and red Camo' pants, both legs are ankled, under his knees. A white Sean John Tee and white sneakers with multi colored strings. Both feet on the ground, three bags in his arms, the Camouflaged little guy made his first steps on XWA Ground, as he shuts the door. Locking the car with his key, he turns back and starts walking over to the open door, which was leading to his rooms. Yes, rooms. He had bought five rooms which were linked together. A rare thing in this young Company and its building. Continuing his walk, the camera slowly starts moving the image over, from his body right on his face. A huge scar is on the left side of his face. A red, also camouflaged, cap was on his head. Tilting it to the right, he takes a look at everyone walking around. Pretty gay if you ask me.

But no one asks ya..

Shut up.

Fuck you.

You still got those pubes?

ES TEE EFF YOU ALREADY..

Ya.. Damn Teenagers..

I'm twenty-six, ya retard..

But, It was a..

Contin'ya o' die..

Damn mamba.. So.. There he stood now. Right in front of his four-room apartment, right in the middle of XWA. Taking out the keys for his new home, he unlocks the door and throws his bags on the ground. Not even bothering to check out his place. Closing the door back again, he takes the keys and puts them back in his pocket.

Le's see what we got 'ere..

Yes. He checks out the place. Once again, the walking begins. He makes step for step, walking down the halls, as something... Or better, someone catches his green eyes..

[kade]

And of course he found none other then Lucas. Wait...freeze frame for a second. Hussein and Lucas go back a while...they've worked together a little bit here and there. The Hennessey, The Purple Drank, The Very Awkward Friendship...its all a wonderful story. So of course upon sight of Hussein what will Lucas do?[/i]

He's...here?[/size]

Now although the tone in Lucas' voice would have eluded to him being in not such a happy state at this observation, when in reality he's actually quite glad that aside from Payne and Amber that someone else he knows is here now. He walks over to Hussein who as usual, appears to be speaking to well...himself. Lucas himself has a black "Tuxedo Tee" on and a pair of green tucked camos...color coordinate much? He waves a hand in front of the Greejaican's blank stare.[/i]

Earth to Hussein...anybody in there?

[makhaveli]

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF ANYBODY'S HERE!!!

Uhm.. Wrong gimmick, retard.

Oh ya right.. Hai thar, sucka. What'chu doin' here?

Hussein, still wondering what sir whitealot was actually trying to pull of this time, smiles cocky at the white face of Klash.

Yo' camo's lookin' fine as Stylas' man boobs.

[kade]

To this exact moment I have no clue why Lucas would do such a thing but he lightens Hussein's load and grabs a bag so its not such an awkward carry. He thinks he feels a giant rubber...duck...inside of it. Now if I were Lucas I would have dropped the bag then and there, questioned Hussein's seckshul preference and ran for the hills...but Lucas figured it was some wrestling equipment and continues carrying the bag.[/i]

Meh ya know..this and that. Got myself a match hooked up for tonight. I have to whoop some cowboy tools ass and take his title...but its simple cuz I eat Total and chug Purple Drank. But forget that...whats a nugga like you doin' round here?[/b]

Seems like Lucas is turning into a Canadaican.[/i]

No I'm not now shut up.

Poser.[/i]

I plowed your mom last night.[/color][/size]

....bitch.[/i]

[makhaveli]

I'mma new mtuhafucka in dis League. So.. Who'se dis cowboy? Did they finally found Chuck Norris?

Ask him about the plowing, Fatal..

[kade]

I wish they found him...he'd roundhouse kick some talent into the roster around here. But unfortunately he's still MIA. DAMN! Its some stupid guy who wears a cowboy hat and says I'm a charity case. Its unfortunate to see my devoted Lucas Klash fans doing such a thing but...I guess you take the good and then beat the living hell out of the bad...which I plan to do tonight. How've you been though? I wasn't expecting to see you around here.

Lucas shrugs and I continue trying to think of something else to say before he fires my incompetent ass..[/i]

[makhaveli]

Ya, well.. I was jus' checkin' tha internet an' ma electronic messages (E-Mails, you retarded noobs), when I saw some advertisin' on dis place. Liked tha way dese suckaz roll an' thought I woul' join too. Fuckin' ol' faces here. The playboy girl, Neo from Matrix, This fat guy and now yo' white ass. I mean, dis place turnin' outta be a homecomin' fo' tha Greejaican.

Uhm.. O..kay... Ask him about the plowing.

So, y'all didn't got Miss chokealot, ya came here to check some pussay, correcto? Si, heh.. So, some nice girl is in dis?

[kade]

Hey man...I'm just as surprised as you are that he is yet to question the plowing of my mom...wait...he said that about my mom? If I had a body I would kick...his...ASS! But if I wanna keep this job then I might as well do it. Lucas shrugs and starts emptying the list of info he knows about the fine ladies in XWA...damn...I wish I did have a body, then maybe that Destiny chick could...heh...[/i]

Meh, guys gotta do what a guys gotta do ya know? Theres a few hot broads around these parts...some chick ah...shit whats her name...Destiny something..heard she's a nympho. I've heard some crazy shit dude...getting it on in planes, limos...everywhere dude she's a freak! Then theres the playboy chick, kinda got my eye on her...but yeah. Um...aside from them we've got some chick making threats with strappies, some Native chick...erm...thats all I've really heard about them though.[/color]

And there we have it folks...a prime example of why Lucas here should never be a tour guide .[/i]

[makhaveli]

Ya. Hussein's a retard. God, not even asking about plowing. I mean.. PLOWING. Hell. This retard is retarded. Only thing that I miss is Hussein having tourette.

Tha fuck...

Oh great. Where are we, Albania?

Dog, shud'a fuck up. Befo' I'll smack da sh!z outta yo'... Gray?.. Whatev'ar. So..

Ya, I saw some pic'eys from dese gurls and.. One seemed to've cought ma eyes. Maybe I'll find 'er later. So, y'all got somethin' to do now o' ya free to go?

[kade]

Damn...Albania sure would be nice this time of year come to think of it. You know what...fuck you Lucas I'm going to Albania...find yourself a new guy to slave over you![/i]

Hey wait...fuck you...come back. ASSHOLE! Now what am I supposed to do.[/color]

Um...not move and die? Yeah that sounds about right. Think about that next time you decide to insult my mommy.[/i]

But wait...no. I don't wanna die. I wanna go home. How can the people know I wanna go home? Um...Hussein...a little help I'm kinda stuck..[/color]

[makhaveli]

Haha. What a white jerk.

Don't talk 'bout'cho dad like dat.

... I'M OUT, BITCH!!

Huh?

I iz el-going to Canada.

.. Ca..na..da?

Yes. Or wait, let's put dat sh!z in Jive. Ma lonely nugga, I'mma wack ova to tha North, bitch.

NO WAI!! Are ya serious now? Canada's hella gay.

You bet your ass I'm..

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE READY!!!

.. That's it. I'm out.

Wait!! Y'all both can't do dat sh!z! Or.. Can they? Damn.. I have to take a long nice sh!z right now.. El-Clash-o.. DAMN WHITE BOY!! GET'CHO FUCKIN' ASS OVA HERE AND GET MA FUCKIN' SH!Z TO MA ROOM!...

...

... Seriously, I think I'll just sh!z on tha floor.. No.. No.. NO WAI I CAN'T SH!Z ANYMO'!! My anus is buttoned up, dog.. I can't even watch dat gurls ass ova' der.. AND SHE'S FUCKING PIMPALICIOUS.. Damn, I think I'll take a Twix and wait, it can't be dat difficult to wait fo' dese guys..

...

...

...NO FUCKIN' SH!Z I CAN'T EAT SON.. AAahahhaaah....aahha.... I can't even role 'round dis floor.. Fu-hu-huck...

[kade]

Wait wait wait...there might be a way around this. We just need to think and do our own talking...we just need to think about what we're doing and it all works out...okay I'll try it out.

Okay...this is kinda working. Hi everyone. Its Lucas. Okay so um...shit what should I do...I...I GRAB MY CELL PHONE AND DIAL SOMEONE'S PHONE NUMBER! Yeah that should work..

Hey it worked...shit who did I call?[/color]

YEEEEEEEH BOOOOOOIII...

Ah damn it...sorry Flav I didn't mean to call you, I must have dialed the wrong number.

Alright um...so I hang up the phone. Hey it worked again . And I open it back up...yeah okay I'm getting the hang of this...maybe I should change my col[/color]or...or not. Hussein seems mad that I was using green. Um...so I dial a new number but this time I call...nah Tom Cruise sucks...James Earl Jones is way overused...um...who the hell can talk for me? MELVIN! Hellz yes! So I dial Melvin's number and hear a click on the other end of the line.

Um...hello?[/i]

Hey it worked..is...is this Melvin?

Yes...yes it is. Who might I ask it calling?[/i]

Its Lucas Klash. Listen I need you to do me a favor. Can you be my new guy that speaks for me. Being stuck in one spot sucks...and my buddy over here needs to take a shit dude...and he can't. HE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HOT ASS![/b]

Uh yeah yeah, sure. I'll be there in a couple minutes.[/i]

Sweet![/color]

Lucas hangs up his phone and turns to Hussein who still seems to be having trouble not being able to do well...anything aside from talk. Oh and yeah...I'm here now by the way...how am I doing?[/i]

Your doing just fine...don't worry. Hussein...your gonna have to switch to manual. Narrate yourself and call someone up...I got Melvin to work for me...I bet you have a decent list of people to call.

[makhaveli]

Uhm.. Fuck you Klash. Le's try dis out..

I AM A HOT NIGGER WHO LOVES WHIPS AND WARM TOILET SEATS!!!

.. Dat sh!z came out loud, didn't it?

The white guy nods and.. Hella tight, dog. I can do dat sh!z too now. Hehe.. So what do do what to do?.. Le's take a shit first, so ya.. Uhm how you do it? Wait, I'll just ..

SUPER MAGIC TOILET SEAT...

And it's warm.

AAAAHH!!! HELL....AA.. FU..CK..AY...N.. T...AAAAAIiiigghht.. Dog..

Ah, dat sh!z was a goooood sh!z. So, le's call some peepz. Eh, I hear tha Nokia tutin' through my ears.. Le's see who jus' picked up tha phone..[/color][/i]

YEEEEEEEH BOOOOOOIII...

HELL NAH NiGGA!!

FL AVA FLAAAA-

Tut. Tut. Tut. And the phone's searchin' 'gain. Le's see.. Gay, gay, gay, gay, white, gay, gay, white and gay, gay, gay.. HELL DOG!!! DAVE!! AND HE'S BLACK!!

Yes, lad's an' gent's Dave's in da muthafu..

I STILL HAVE TO PHONE YOU FUCKA.

OMFGZ I IZ EL SORRY HAHA.

... Did I really picked dis guy?

HELLA FUCKIN' AY DAAAAAAAAAAAAWG.

Ooookayy.. Le's go.

And der goes ma fuckin' dog. Hot ass ya got der, Fatal.

Shaddup.. Thanks..

Eh....

Awkward.

Awkward. Anyways, I found ma color peeps, but now... UP TO LA CASA DE FATALITY!!

Huh?

Yo' locker, bitch.

Comprende.

Huh?

MAKE ME WALK.

*Hussein walk*

Thanks, brah.

LET MA MOMMA OUTTA DIS!!

[kade]

Two can play at that game.[/i]

What game?

*Klash walk*[/i]

Ahh...thaaaaaaaat game...right.[/color]

And now what is there to say...they're walking to Hussein's pimped out pad...wait...Hussein has a pad? Lucas doesn't have a pad...and leave it to Lucas...[/i]

Hey uh...Hussein. Yeah um...I don't really have an apartment or anything yet and you have like...5 rooms in one so yeah um...can I be your roommate in a completely hetero' way?[/color]

To ask something like that on such short notice. Well its not really like they aren't friends...Hussein is probably the closest friend Lucas has in XWA...aside from himself of course.[/i]

[makhaveli]

Uhm..

HE'S GAY! I TELLS YA!!

Sure, dog.

Fagots. =_=

Shut up.

*Hussein trip and hurt dick*

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! MY FUCKING BALLS!!!

Lemme guess... * walk to door and open*

Egg..Ouch.. Sactly.

*wait for Klash to hurt his pussy*

He has.. Ya got some balls, dog?

I can answer dat sh!z... Like in, NO.