Post by kade on Mar 18, 2007 1:09:08 GMT -5
*Taken from a blog by Lucas Klash found at http://www.xwa.net*
Well I suppose I'm sooner or later I'm going to get the hang of these things so all of you out there that hate me so much can read over my thoughts. And I do know that you will all be reading this. I'm like cigarettes. Once you've had a little bit of Lucas Klash, your addicted and as much as you hate to admit it...you love it when you have the chance to experience me. I must be that kind of guy. I plan to do these every once in a while to give you all your little fix, as undeserving as you may be. Now normally I might just "blog" about life in general, the countries political situation or for all I care the not all to tragic of Anna Niclown Smith. Boh3m3 on YouTube can be given some credit for that...he's a great dude for someone I know only through the internet. But thats besides the point and I don't really need all of you dealing in my life matters because they have their own complications without me having to worry about pointless replies from pointless lives.
Its recently come to my attention that this federation, aside from being quickly growing...has had a recent addition of a new title. If I've spoiled everyone's surprise then I don't seem to find myself apologizing. Whats the difference, you were gonna hear about it sooner or later. Oh and I forgot to mention...Dumbledore dies, Darth is Luke's father and Jack does let go. Pfft...Titanic. Biggest waste of four hours I've ever seen. Once again though that is besides the point. Back to the topic of this Pure Title. Now although the smarter decision for those pulling the strings behind the scenes would be to just give me a match against O'Dell so that I can prove that my words are easily backed up by my actions. The future of the company holding the companies largest title...doesn't that just scream RATINGS! to you? But I guess thats not the way they run business around here...and to tell you the truth I'm glad. So when I'm finally holding the title over the lifeless body of whatever windbag had it before me, I can laugh in all of your faces because the proof will be in the damn Tapioka that I proved all of you wrong. That I truly am what this company needs.
So to start my quest of sorts (no I'm not referring to WoW...sorry all of you I just fear that I'm to 1337 for all you n00bs...and MMORPG's suck anyways), I feel as though I should get myself into the Pure Title picture. So when the sixteen year old administrator who has his dusty old expired condoms wedged into his wallet, next to his back up retainer reads over this, he can e-mail it off to Carmella if he can hold his load for that long. Everyone knows that nerds can't hold it in...has no one ever seen American Pie? But with the likes of Carmella running through that poor kid's mind I suppose I can't blame him this time. Now I might as well wrap this thing up and in conclusion I'll put it in simpler terms for all of you that I lost in the beginning.
Lucas Klash...wants in Jimmy Ames. (Insert some random 1337 speak thing that should sound intimidating here...I think this can work for now...)
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Well I suppose I'm sooner or later I'm going to get the hang of these things so all of you out there that hate me so much can read over my thoughts. And I do know that you will all be reading this. I'm like cigarettes. Once you've had a little bit of Lucas Klash, your addicted and as much as you hate to admit it...you love it when you have the chance to experience me. I must be that kind of guy. I plan to do these every once in a while to give you all your little fix, as undeserving as you may be. Now normally I might just "blog" about life in general, the countries political situation or for all I care the not all to tragic of Anna Niclown Smith. Boh3m3 on YouTube can be given some credit for that...he's a great dude for someone I know only through the internet. But thats besides the point and I don't really need all of you dealing in my life matters because they have their own complications without me having to worry about pointless replies from pointless lives.
Its recently come to my attention that this federation, aside from being quickly growing...has had a recent addition of a new title. If I've spoiled everyone's surprise then I don't seem to find myself apologizing. Whats the difference, you were gonna hear about it sooner or later. Oh and I forgot to mention...Dumbledore dies, Darth is Luke's father and Jack does let go. Pfft...Titanic. Biggest waste of four hours I've ever seen. Once again though that is besides the point. Back to the topic of this Pure Title. Now although the smarter decision for those pulling the strings behind the scenes would be to just give me a match against O'Dell so that I can prove that my words are easily backed up by my actions. The future of the company holding the companies largest title...doesn't that just scream RATINGS! to you? But I guess thats not the way they run business around here...and to tell you the truth I'm glad. So when I'm finally holding the title over the lifeless body of whatever windbag had it before me, I can laugh in all of your faces because the proof will be in the damn Tapioka that I proved all of you wrong. That I truly am what this company needs.
So to start my quest of sorts (no I'm not referring to WoW...sorry all of you I just fear that I'm to 1337 for all you n00bs...and MMORPG's suck anyways), I feel as though I should get myself into the Pure Title picture. So when the sixteen year old administrator who has his dusty old expired condoms wedged into his wallet, next to his back up retainer reads over this, he can e-mail it off to Carmella if he can hold his load for that long. Everyone knows that nerds can't hold it in...has no one ever seen American Pie? But with the likes of Carmella running through that poor kid's mind I suppose I can't blame him this time. Now I might as well wrap this thing up and in conclusion I'll put it in simpler terms for all of you that I lost in the beginning.
Lucas Klash...wants in Jimmy Ames. (Insert some random 1337 speak thing that should sound intimidating here...I think this can work for now...)
NUFF SAID.[/size][/color][/font]