Funniest MSN Convo EVER!

LUCAS STYLES.
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Funniest MSN Convo EVER! Jul 21, 2007 0:01:00 GMT -5

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Post by LUCAS STYLES. on Jul 21, 2007 0:01:00 GMT -5

Between myself ([eh][el][ee][ecks]) and Jix (John) (Hollywood/Saint):

John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
great idea for the Back To Work thread
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
EXPLAIN!
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
Shawn attempts teaching Da Captain today's cultural trends!
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
:-O
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
BUT I THEN CONVERT YOU TO PIRATISM!?!?
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
no
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Sounds good though
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
I can see Shawnathan as a pirate
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
you convert him into Alcoholism
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
a disease and a religion

John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
bow down to the necked bottle of lore!
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Its not a disease, disease is disease, addiction is addiction. No one ever tried to sell Lars a bag of tuberculosis
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
it can and will happen
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
Tuberculosis can be grounded up into crack
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Nice
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
you'll die either way
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
I should invest in some though
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
a greate started drug for the kids
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Maybe grab a dime of melanoma while I'm at it
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Whiff some up
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
nah, it can only be converted into cancer
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
but the tumors make a good soup
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
maybe this'll be the hilarious conversation we post hmMM
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
*hmMm
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Possibly
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
impossibly possible
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Seems like it will, just let me shoot up some more common cold
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
like quadrapalegic bicycling
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
impossibly possible
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Now thats fun...but not as fun as watching blind quadriplegic's try and do the cha cha
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
pfft, not as fun as throwing rocks at a stoned clown on stilts that has a hemhoiroid
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
*hemhoroid
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
why not just hike up the stairs to his bedroom?
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Cuz I'm not gay..
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
And don't like catching
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
i mean cowboy
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
I dunno
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Cuz cardboard boxes have one floor?
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
Jimbo Assmonkey....stars in...LawlZ Emo Kidz R Having Teh Buttsekcs
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
true
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
and people from Arkansas have the same DNA
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
I wouldn't rent that though cuz I'm broke
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
...
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
AND CUZ I'M NOT GAY!:@
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
buy it, and give it to MG
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
But I'll get strange looks from the cashier
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
he can get Xdog and his other homies and have a good ol' fashion prison bang
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
*mentally blocks image*
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
bludz fer lyfe yo
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Fershizzle
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
*turns and looks at Thr33x* Is this funny enough for the clubhouse yet?
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
*wears trenchcoat* *reveals nakedness* FUCK THE CLUBHOUSE
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Explosm ftw
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
lol
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Euw thats nasty..
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
"Hey dood, I'm lyk an emo asspirate, and oh my gooood could I so swab your poopdeck?"
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
...yucky.
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
Kebin is in your thread..
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
NAKED KNITTING TO THE RESCUE!
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
lol
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
get 'em!
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Wanna have sex. No. To bad!
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
lol
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
the *squeeze* ones kick balls
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Fo sho
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
fer shizzle
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Ya dawg
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
..
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
STAB ME!
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
no it's "STAB ME FASTER!"
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Anways though, I best be off to fap...I mean...<_<...sleep
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Ya I know
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
I just made it contextual
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Context ftw
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
And such
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
putting the contextual back in noncontextual
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Or the sensual in nonconsensual..either works
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
yup
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
But yeah, I'm outz...I shall post it though
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Peacee
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
see ya mang
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] TheyDanceLikeItsTheEndOfTheWorld <3 says:
Mang?
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
peez owt yo
John- Wanna go to Ozzfest? Talk to me. says:
hip youngsters say it <_<

Last Edit: Jul 21, 2007 14:49:59 GMT -5 by LUCAS STYLES.

Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one- Friedrich Nietzsche

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Shawn Hollywood Guest Character Inactive Reserve Posts: 919	Funniest MSN Convo EVER! Jul 21, 2007 0:04:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shawn Hollywood on Jul 21, 2007 0:04:54 GMT -5 Very nice additions. lol

aimi Guest	Funniest MSN Convo EVER! Jul 21, 2007 1:09:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by aimi on Jul 21, 2007 1:09:07 GMT -5 LMAO! That was a Great read guys...

k3vinkill3r Guest	Funniest MSN Convo EVER! Jul 21, 2007 9:54:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by k3vinkill3r on Jul 21, 2007 9:54:45 GMT -5 I have to say.....thats pretty gay.

genesis Guest	Funniest MSN Convo EVER! Jul 21, 2007 9:56:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by genesis on Jul 21, 2007 9:56:19 GMT -5 I agree with Kev

prank Guest	Funniest MSN Convo EVER! Jul 21, 2007 10:04:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by prank on Jul 21, 2007 10:04:36 GMT -5 So do I

k3vinkill3r Guest	Funniest MSN Convo EVER! Jul 21, 2007 10:05:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by k3vinkill3r on Jul 21, 2007 10:05:22 GMT -5 In yo face pirate guy!!!

prank Guest	Funniest MSN Convo EVER! Jul 21, 2007 10:08:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by prank on Jul 21, 2007 10:08:27 GMT -5 rather in his ass ;D

Shawn Hollywood Guest Character Inactive Reserve Posts: 919	Funniest MSN Convo EVER! Jul 21, 2007 11:37:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shawn Hollywood on Jul 21, 2007 11:37:38 GMT -5 Even with the additions he added, everyone makes dumbass threads. I'm pretty sure the three of you have once in your lifetime, so why bother flaming?

LUCAS STYLES. Guest Character Inactive Reserve I Am Rock And Roll. Posts: 361	Funniest MSN Convo EVER! Jul 21, 2007 13:21:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LUCAS STYLES. on Jul 21, 2007 13:21:36 GMT -5 Exactly...it seems that everyone doesn't understand stupid humor. What a shame. In yo face pirate guy!!! Well at least you didn't say in my ass...that would have been scary.
	Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one- Friedrich Nietzsche [/font][/b][/size]

unknown Guest	Funniest MSN Convo EVER! Jul 21, 2007 14:01:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by unknown on Jul 21, 2007 14:01:38 GMT -5 Did someone order a heaping order of PWNsagna?

prank Guest	Funniest MSN Convo EVER! Jul 21, 2007 14:18:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by prank on Jul 21, 2007 14:18:34 GMT -5 we do understand stupid humour, but we don't laugh

LUCAS STYLES. Guest Character Inactive Reserve I Am Rock And Roll. Posts: 361	Funniest MSN Convo EVER! Jul 21, 2007 14:50:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LUCAS STYLES. on Jul 21, 2007 14:50:38 GMT -5 And thats...because...you suck . lolz j/k
	Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one- Friedrich Nietzsche [/font][/b][/size]

prank Guest	Funniest MSN Convo EVER! Jul 21, 2007 15:20:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by prank on Jul 21, 2007 15:20:51 GMT -5 no way

Jeff "K!D" Kain
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Funniest MSN Convo EVER! Jul 21, 2007 17:33:18 GMT -5

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Post by Jeff "K!D" Kain on Jul 21, 2007 17:33:18 GMT -5

Between myself (Trouble*) and Alex/Lars.
P.S. contains Harry Potter spoilers
P.P.S. you'll all find out my name from reading this

*this is actually how the convo starts*
*can you beleive him!?*

. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Voldemort dies. Snape was a good guy all along and got killed by Voldemort. Harry dies but comes back to life and kills Voldemort. Harry marries Ginny, they fuck and make 3 kids. Ron marries Hermione, they fuck and make 2 kids.
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
w00t
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
SPOILED!
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
..i hate you..
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
Although I don't read the books, I watch the movies
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Love you too
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
lol
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:

. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Snape was a good guy, Dumbledore told Snape to kill him if he had too
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
AHA
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
I love spoiling shit
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
guess what?
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
What?
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
*acid trip smiley face*
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
you're gunna die of aids in 15 years
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
spoiled
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:

Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
XD
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Guess what...I already gave your mom my AIDS
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
So she's gonna die sooner
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
And since you boinked her last night your gonna die too
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
guess what? my moms ugly so I laugh at you
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
ahhahah!
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Guess what?
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Your mom's so fat YOU HAVE AIDS!
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
Guess what?
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
my moms skinny!
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
BEASTMAN AIDS!
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
She still gave you AIDS nonetheless dude
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Hookers are skin and bone and they do it all the time
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Like your sister or brother
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
...
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
lol.. sister OR brother
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
although I'm an only child
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Not reallu
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Cuz..
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
YOUR ADOPTED!
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
Your point?
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Um...you didn't know you had other siblins
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
At least my fake [parents love me more than your real parents love you
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Cuz yeah
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
You lose
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Your fake parents are robots
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
That why your adopted
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Because his harddrive couldn't get into her Cdrive
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
My fake parents are fish, you dumb ass
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
Get your facts straight before you diss my family
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Yeah...probably cat fish, thats why your a pussy
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
wtf..
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
I'm adopted
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
they're pussies, I'm human
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Your a bitch
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
ASSHEAD!!!!!!
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
My dogs a bitch
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Anal ringtoss expert
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
eww.
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Your dogs a cow
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Thats why he's spotty
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Duh
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
my dogs a girl
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Its also a boy now
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
hence why shes a bitch
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Sex changes can do that Jeff
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
You would know
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
YOU FUCKER
THAT WAS GUNNA BE MY LINE
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:

. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Hows the vertical smile nowadays anyways?
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
Goin good.. how bout yours?
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
I went back to being a dude a few months ago
Trouble* - SVR06>SVR07 says:
Ahh, my surgerys next week
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
We have to post this on XWA
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
Or you do
. [eh][el][ee][ecks] IWasn'tBornWithEnoughMiddleFingers says:
I G2G peace

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